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Originally posted by General Cade Smart: **
Cade says Neiiigh!
**
Hell, Cade, that's gay. I say Ni! Not Neiiigh. Neiiigh is geiiigh.
Pardon the stupidity of that.
Jimbob looks around and wonders where his real life buddy Plexrom has gone...
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Zax saunters up to the bar and orders a pan-galactic gargle blaster.
Hey, where the hell is the barman? I don't want to mix my own drinks.
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Cresent wipes the horse slobber off her face. She notices that Jimbob is wondering about Plexrom, which makes her wonder where Ace has gone.
------------------ To err is human. To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.
Originally posted by Cresent: **Cresent wipes the horse slobber off her face.
Hehe. Was it fun to be kissed by a horse and get a lots of slobber? Just to test it more what you say and to make you even more wet, im going to do more of this! Cade licks Cresent like a postage stamp. She is now all wet, having slobber all over her face. Cade smiles broadly and whinnies loudly in laugh.
Jimbob: Yes, it was stupid and you need to ask for forgiving that. Even if Boozerama allows you to do any kind of plot you want, you are not allowed to do complete nonsemse. Promise to not anymore do it. ------------------ I am eager to try to ansver mission questions
(This message has been edited by General Cade Smart (edited 05-27-2003).)
Luke cryogenically froze himself on the first page and is just now waking up.
Luke whistles. "Two hundred posts already. They used to lock bars that got this big. Now it seems like nothing."
Luke orders a Saalian brandy. Eventually he realizes he works at the bar and jumps behind the counter with glee.
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"I took E's guns sthoopid!" D comes to life again runs out of the bar and goes into his Neutronic Kestrel and pulls out a vest full of neutronic weapons. D walks back in the bar shoots of Cades legs. "Kick the gun from me now!" Cade becomes a donut again and D feeds hin to a cow.
Cresent runs away from the bar, goes far away, and takes a looong shower to get rid of the horse slobber. When she comes back, she throws Destroyer D in the acid pit, while complained about "copyright donut curse". Then she buys Cade a muzzle so he can't lick her anymore.
PLEEEEEEEEEEXROM!!! DeadBeat begins a search for Plexrom. He begins at the local porn store.
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Plexrom is found there playing nude rugby.
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Tuskawillamac comes in, finds that everyoneone is there, and talks to the greenish bluish blackish brownish, yellowy greenish wall for a while.
He then walks up to Jimbob. "That wall! Did you here it? Did you? Did you here what it said!?! That wall is PURE PRIME EVIL. You should throw it out!" Tuskawillamac orders a margirita with Jose Cuervo and Vodka in it
The wall looks at Jimbob innocently. "What did I do?"
Tuskawillamac (very drunk):WHAT'RE YOUUUU MEANN hiccup WHHAAT'ED YOU DUH?!!!! DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE!!!! hiccup I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S DO'IN SOMTHIN!!! Urrrhhhh... burp ...(muttering) stupid wall. I bet 'is mom bought 'im that paint..
Tuskawillamac falls asleep, wakes up with huge hangover: Where am I? Oh beeeeep beeeeep beeep beeep! I gotta get this beeep package in by... beeeep YESTERDAY!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(This message has been edited by tuskawillamac (edited 05-27-2003).)
Originally posted by DeadBeat: **PLEEEEEEEEEEXROM!!! DeadBeat begins a search for Plexrom. He begins at the local porn store.
Exactly the right place to look.
Jimbob jump kicks the wall, and laughs as it tumbles to the ground. Unfortunately, it turns out to be the wall that-Cannot-Be-Knocked-Over-By-Penalty-Of-Law. Jimbob is cuffed up, but is thankfully shipped to the Female Model Prison by accident.
(quote)Originally posted by Jimbob: **shipped to the Female Model Prison by accident.:p ewww
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DeadBeat burns down the female model prison for kicks.
Cresent puts as much distance between her and tusky as possible. Then she breaks Jimbob out of what's left of the prison.(i'm sure you' re glad to go after reading UR's post :D)
pp gets sick of his friends' AOL-Speak and goes insane. Men in white uniforms soon arive to take pp to (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/theasylum/")the asylum.(/url)
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DeadBeat advertises his (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/images.html")webcomic(/url) to counter pp's ad. Read it and visit the forum!!!
Jimbob thanks Cresent and gives her a Pikachu.
Jimbob then goes and buys a rather large Sprite, and chugs it. He then gets dressed, and does his hair for his oldest sisters Graduation. Me very happy for her.
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(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 05-30-2003).)
Cresent looks at her Pikachu, and wonders why Jimbob's link doesn't work.
Originally posted by Cresent: **Cresent runs away from the bar, goes far away, and takes a looong shower to get rid of the horse slobber. When she comes back, she throws Destroyer D in the acid pit, while complained about "copyright donut curse". Then she buys Cade a muzzle so he can't lick her anymore.
Hahaha! I was waiting to see what you did, and you did this! It was worth to do it to see this. It took a looong shower? Did you be that wet? I meant it to be whole face licked once. Thanks! Nobody but you and Trugati have the rights to it. Beware of cheap copies ;). Good that you enforced your rights. Cade doesnt like the muzzle, so he takes it away. He promises to not lick anymore, unless it to show liking of her.
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KDC saunters in and grins. Sighing, she leans up against one of the walls.
Hullo everyone.
(Random comment: I've actually been licked by a horse before. As a matter of fact, I own two. They're deadly.)
------------------ I'm not trying to strangle you... this is just an extremely violent neck massage.
(This message has been edited by kraftdinnerclone (edited 05-30-2003).)