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Cresent laughs hysterically as Cade turns into a donut again because he called Trugati a "he".
------------------ To err is human. To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.
kaboom!
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KABLOOIE! My explosion was better than yours,
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See now everybody had there moments of explosion, they were all on top at one point. But that is about to change...
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
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Trugati returns with titanium armor under her durasteel-fabric clothes and dunks Cade(as a donut) in the strongest, most acidic drink available at the bar. She watches him melt and laughs out loud.
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DeadBeat wonders why pp has never taken off his tux. He then attempts to take it off for him.
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Destroyer E, Lt. Kevin Hardin, and Destroyer D walk in. Where is General Cade Smart?
------------------ Destroyer E is the name of my ship and the name has a good meaning.
We need to ask him why he wanted to send a full attack on E for a small joke. Destroyer D grabs hold of a nuetronic weapon in his pocket.
Not now D, lets find Cade first. Destroyer D puts away the weapon.
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Originally posted by Trugati: **Trugati returns with titanium armor under her durasteel-fabric clothes and dunks Cade(as a donut) in the strongest, most acidic drink available at the bar. She watches him melt and laughs out loud. **
Somehow miraculously Cade manages to escape melting and mutates again, this time to a human. He then takes off the durasteel and titanium armor off Trugati. He then rips it to pieces so it can never be used again. To make sure, it is sent out of bar window to vacuum of space. Then Cade mutates the third time, this time to a wild mustang. Yes, the ones that used to be on praeria before America was colonized. Furious at the threat a human presents to his freedom, he snorts enragedly and looks eyes full of rage. Then he kicks with maximal power Trugati 500 meters. Trugati dies from the power of the kick. Then he enjoys the threat being eliminated and snickers a loud neigh at the humans misfortune.
NOTE: I am replying to Destroyer E and D here below because I figure a double post wouldnt be appreciated.
Destroyer E: Im here now, posting. If you need directions, tell it to me and I shall tell you how many meters I am from you.
Destroyer I did it because Boozerama Bars dont have to make sense. You see that others are ridiculous too. Did you see Trugati turning me to a donut? I am only just as ridiculous as others. In Boozeramas you can write something which would be spam and give major karmaslaps.
Now that you have been explained that, you both are free to attack me and see me write a defense post. Thats the way it works here. ------------------ I am eager to try to ansver mission questions
(This message has been edited by General Cade Smart (edited 05-19-2003).)
Originally posted by General Cade Smart: Did you see Trugati turning me to a donut?
Cresent turns Cade into a donut again for the simple purpose of reminding him that she was the one turning people into donuts. Then she laughs when she notices that the word 'answer' is spelled wrong on his signature.
Originally posted by Cresent: **Cresent turns Cade into a donut again for the simple purpose of reminding him that she was the one turning people into donuts. Then she laughs when she notices that the word 'answer' is spelled wrong on his signature.
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Cade turns to a mustang again. Then Cade laughs as he knows Cresent makes spelling errors too.
------------------ I am eager to try to ansver mission questions
Originally posted by General Cade Smart: **Cade turns to a mustang again. Then Cade laughs as he knows Cresent makes spelling errors too.
Well you have spelling mistakes on every post! Destroyer D laughs at General Cade Smart.
<Insert loudest explosion in the history of all-time here>
Jimbob lights everyone on fire with molotov cocktails. He proceeds to spread propane everywhere.
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Trugati returns and shoves Cade into a sack. She bounces him around the bar for a while, and then shoots him through a basketball hoop situated right above the acid pit. -- "Ansver"? snickers
DeadBeat buys a pogo stick and bounces around. He soon gets adopted by a group of space faring kangaroos. Afterwards they're boarded by pirates with no legs. A battle ensues and everyone dies exept DB who takes the ship back to the bar.
Originally posted by Trugati: **Trugati returns and shoves Cade into a sack. She bounces him around the bar for a while, and then shoots him through a basketball hoop situated right above the acid pit. -- **
How are you strong enough to put a horse in a sack? Even if did, the horse would kick you. Most sacks arent large enough either. So because you dont make sense, I dont have to either. Cade somehow manages to get out of the sack and runs away from the basket ball hoop to where he was earlier in the middle of the bar, far away from any basketball hoops or acidic pits. Then he returns and kicks Trugati 500 meters again so he is dead again. Then he runs away before Trugati can return.
(This message has been edited by General Cade Smart (edited 05-20-2003).)
DeadBeat wonders why it's all stretched out. He then attempts to remedy the problem with a sledge hammer.
Jimbob approaches the bar and orders a Sprite. He gulps it down quickly, and pushes thew 100oz glass back across the counter. Feeling the sudden urge to relieve himself, he goes to the bathroom. Suddenly, he gets a great idea! Jimbob presents:
"That corresponds to the part that I didn't think of"
Jimbob paused for effect. He then stated:
"I say we all play nude volleyball!"
Jimbob makes a sand pit appear suddenly, and blows up the ball.
He waits for more players, and gets his "uniform" on.
(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 05-20-2003).)
Originally posted by General Cade Smart: **Then he returns and kicks Trugati 500 meters again so he is dead again. **
Cade turns into a donut again. (and will continue turning into a donut until he figures out why he is turning into a donut)
Cresent refuses to play nude volleyball, and buys some sunglasses with the lenses painted with black paint.