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Plexrom is training for a decathlon of Indian games and one of the events is bow & arrow. He takes the bow and arrow from Cresent and uses Cresent as a target.... Bullseye!
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(This message has been edited by Plexrom (edited 05-12-2003).)
Cresent pulls out an arrow and shoots Plexrom in the head. Then she starts guarding Frodo and muttering something about "Yrch"
------------------ To err is human. To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.
Ace asks Cresent "Why the old technology, babe? Here, try my plasma-burst pistol! If you like it, it's yours! I've got another one."
~Ace
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Cresent takes the pistol from Ace and shoots a just-regenerated Plexrom in the head with it. "Not bad," she says cheerfully as she sticks the pistol in a holster attached to her leg. She keeps the bow and her arrows, though.
DeadBeat awakes after the weekend to find a destroyed krypt pod next to him. Several weeks later DeadBeat has turned the once destroyed krypt pod into a man servent (much like the one Chris Kattan had in the most recent episode of SNL). The man servent then kills General Cade Smart by tickling him until he suffocates because of his inability to breathe. He then lies back as the man servent gives him a chocolate milkshake and paints a giant portrait of him on one of the walls.
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Hey! I sell the milkshakes around here!!
Jimbob lights the servant and his family on fire.
Suddenly several Samurai droop out of the air ducts. Deadbeat run through before he can say "!". They go on a rampage and kill everyone in the bar except Jimbob. He collects the blood for more cherry milkshakes.
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Cresent shoots the Samuri with her bow and arrow.
Hell, this bars too active, too lazy to read it all! Whatever. pp decides to be the first patron in the bar to make a link (url="http://"http://www.evula.com")to The Lair.(/url) I win!
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Trugati exits the bar and soon comes back with a sword(appropriately named Anduril) with which she slices Plexrom into two.
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Plerom regenerates after his fatal encounter with a plasma rifle. Then buys a "cherry" milkshake and shoves the glass down Cresents throat.
Cresent shoots Plexrom with her bow and arrow again, teams up with Trugati, and starts talking only in Elvish.
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Originally posted by Cresent: **Cresent shoots Plexrom with her bow and arrow again, teams up with Trugati, and starts talking only in Elvish.
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Garett asks everyone to get along....will even buy drinks!!!.....after he uses the washroom properly.
------------------ The new age of peace and prosperity was a failure. The discovery of faster-than-light travel brought us untold riches... And untold dangers.
DeadBeat joins Trugati and Cresent and pulls out his weapons of choice, a sharpened fossilized dinosaur hem tail (named The Big One) and is Big Momma spOOn. He then points to his (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/images.html")webcomic(/url) and yells, "Support your local webcomic!"
(This message has been edited by DeadBeat (edited 05-13-2003).)
Frodo joins up with Cresent, Trugati, and Deadbeat. He then pulls out his sword, which is called Sting.
------------------ One ring to rule them all, One ring to find them, One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
Originally posted by DeadBeat: **DeadBeat awakes after the weekend to find a destroyed krypt pod next to him. Several weeks later DeadBeat has turned the once destroyed krypt pod into a man servent (much like the one Chris Kattan had in the most recent episode of SNL). The man servent then kills General Cade Smart by tickling him until he suffocates because of his inability to breathe. He then lies back as the man servent gives him a chocolate milkshake and paints a giant portrait of him on one of the walls.
Proof that posts here a not only spam, but also completely random :p. How can you see the Krypt Pod destroyed if you havent killed it? How can you wake up if you didnt regenerate? How can you turn it into a man if the Polaris tring explicitly says it only extremely rarely assumes human form? Awaiting real, intelligent answers to these three questions, not just spam or randomness, Cade replies.
Seeing that one of their brethen was killed, a legion (thats right, several thousand... was it 3.600?) of angry Krypts dock and approach DeadBeat. With the combined effects of thousands, he is killed literally within seconds. There is also so many patrolling DeadBeats body that he wont be able to wake up before next month, no matter what he says. Then they rescue the servant by turning it to a Krypt again. Meanwhile, Cade has fared far better than DeadBeat expected. He has just get jolly happy from the laughing, he is fine and thanks the servant that is now Krypt again for tickling. After that, the Krypt Pods thank Cade and give him strawberry milkshake. Mmm... milkshake!
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This topic isn't as good as the old one.
SuperNova nukes the bar one million times in an attempt to make it more interesting.
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Originally posted by SuperNova: **This topic isn't as good as the old one. **
Why do you think that? Is the text more boring? And give it time, it has only got 55 replies yet.
WOOFADEEMOOOOOOOOOO
Zax jumps around the acid pit whilst juggling onions on a unicycle and then scores a slam dunk in a monkey cage as a finale.
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SuperNova uses his teleportation system to bring in creatures from the Nova universe to start a dating service.
Cresent gets bored and buys the Trugati-Cresent-Frodo-Deadbeat gang each a chocolate milkshake.