Boozerama Bar: The Return

This bar starts off where the Boozerama Bar NE ended. If you need more info look (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/002269.html")here(/url).

DeadBeat opens the bar for business and is trampled by tons of customers.

(Edit: It would be nice if the Boozerama Bar NE was archived)

(Edit by Chamrin: Archive Complete: (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Archives/Archive-000001/HTML/20030510-6-002269.html")Here(/url), The topic is still on this board, but now it can stand out among the archived topics. )

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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

(This message has been edited by DeadBeat (edited 05-10-2003).)

(This message has been edited by Chamrin (edited 05-10-2003).)

Zax wanders in and jumps on Deadbeat's battered and bloodied corpse

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Frodo throws everbody into the acid pit. He then makes a statue of himself and sets it up inside the bar.

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Plexrom orders a drink. He runs out of the bar drink in hand. Plexrom then jumps out of the acid pit and proceeds to throw Frodo in. He then lays back in his plastic barbie chair and listens to their screams.

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Life is like New York City, if you go to fast you will trip and fall in a manhole.

Jimbob greets the 19 and 1/2th Boozerama Bar. He gulps down a glass of PEPSI... He is then punished for his sin and thrown into the acid pit by the "Soda War Ghosts".

😄 😉

Jimbob regenerates and shoots Plexrom in the head with a laser gun the size of Kentucky.

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Rawzer shoots Jimbob with a laser the size of Missouri.

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Luke looks around. The bar is exactly the same, but the sign out front is now spelled correctly. Luke smiles and sits down at the bar.

I agree, Boozerama should be in the archives. But, AFIK, it's just spam as far as the mods are concerned. Maybe we could get it in on the grounds that it was the largest ASW topic ever...

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Luke makes an annoying double-post to advertise the (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/001974.html")Boozerama Bar History Topic.(/url) That's what should be archived.

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Desperado absorbs the feeling of tradition in the air (then smacks Luke upside the head for the double post.)

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"I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away."

Cresent looks around at the bar for a while and then throws Plexrom in the acid pit. She walkes up to the counter and orders a Vanilla Coke.

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

Plexrom jumps out of the acid pit and as it turns out Plexrom is a super good con artist. While Plexrom is talking to Cresent he steals her Vanilla Coke and throws her in the acid pit.

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Life is like New York City, if you go to fast you will trip and fall in a manhole.

Fortunately, Ace Harddrive, having just walked in, and seeing that Plexrom has thrown Cresent towards the acid pit, grabs a low-hanging vine and, swinging over the pit, grabs Cresent before she gets too "hot."

~Ace 😄 😄

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"There is simply nothing in life more worth doing than kicking ass for money." - J. S. Jordan, Mercenaries Guild

Cresent thanks Ace Harddrive and buys him a drink before chucking Plexrom over her shoulder into the acid pit.

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

D decides that the bar needs more tending, as he can't stand phantom bartenders. Hence, he makes himself comfortable behind the shiny new oak platform and watches the antics (which aren't overly antic-ish, he thinks to himself.)

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"I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away."

Ace would rather Cresent have given him a wet, sloppy kiss, but is happy she's safe, nonetheless.

~Ace 🙂

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"There is simply nothing in life more worth doing than kicking ass for money." - J. S. Jordan, Mercenaries Guild

I archived the topic as requested.

Have fun, also since these topics generally get pretty long, if there becomes a problem with spam/nonsense (more so than the bar normally has) please send an email to ev@ambrosiasw.com about it.

Have a nice night drinking, and remember real bars close at 2am 😉

Chamrin

Ugh. I can't believe this. I leave on a short break for just a few weeks and when I come back a hefty six pages has been added to the Boozaramma, the Boozarammas been closed, a sequels been opened, and the original NEs been added to the archive! On top of that, there are so many freaking ants in my house!

Whatever.

pp comes in and orders a drink. pp suddenly gets an idea! gasp He spins around... New bar... maybe... nope. The acid pit is still there. pp smacks himself in the forehead (AND THEN HE SLAPS ANOTHER GOD DAMNED ANT... sorry) and moans, "Here we go again..."

Edit: gasp! To pp's suprise, Desporadoes back too! Ugh. I'm never going away like that again...

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(This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 05-10-2003).)

DeadBeat nods to fellow bar members, confident in the fact that he has sealed his place in history when the Boozerama Bar NE was archived. He then attempts a backflip to show his confidence leading to major spinal injuries and a damaged statue of an Armadillo.

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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

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Originally posted by DeadBeat:
**DeadBeat nods to fellow bar members, confident in the fact that he has sealed his place in history when the Boozerama Bar NE was archived. He then attempts a backflip to show his confidence leading to major spinal injuries and a damaged statue of an Armadillo.

**

Ugh. Goddamned guest feature... pp curses it and stomps on p.

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