The Boozerama Bar NE

DeadBeat crawls out of the lion, jumps on it and chases after Plexrom with his spOOn.

------------------
There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

Jimbob gladly points out Deadbeats mad sp00nfighting skillzzzz. He then draws his sp00n, just to be safe.

------------------
<Insert Clever Saying Here>
Never meditate on amphetamines. Permitted vehicles not allowed.
(url="http://"http://www.f1.com")Formula1 Racing(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.planan.com/ev/rebel.html") The Escape Velocity Guide (/url) (Not my site)
(url="http://"http://www.phantomplanet.com")Phantom Planet(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.hyperiums.com")Hyperiums(/url)

As Jimbob and Deadbeat fight it out they are attacked by Plexrom and his fleet of forks.

------------------
Life is like New York City, if you go to fast you will trip and fall in a manhole

DeadBeat uses a magnet to capture Plexrom's fleet of forks.

------------------
There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

Plexrom retreats to his California beach house. He comes back in the Batmobile and runs Deadbeat and his magnet over. Plexrom then returns the forks to Martha Stewart.

------------------
Life is like New York City, if you go to fast you will trip and fall in a manhole

Jimbob jumps onto the hood of the batmobile ala Jackie Chan. He quickly realizes Plexrom is driving a roll of toilet paper, and he stabs him in the balls with fork.

"Anybody need a meatball?"
😉 😛

Jimbob laughs at Plexrom and kicks him into the acid pit. He goes back to the good 'ol pie stand. He chucks some at Cresent and Deadbeat.

------------------
<Insert Clever Saying Here>
Never meditate on amphetamines. Permitted vehicles not allowed.
(url="http://"http://www.f1.com")Formula1 Racing(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.planan.com/ev/rebel.html") The Escape Velocity Guide (/url) (Not my site)
(url="http://"http://www.phantomplanet.com")Phantom Planet(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.hyperiums.com")Hyperiums(/url)

sorry, double posted

(This message has been edited by Cresent (edited 05-03-2003).)

Cresent returns the fire with peeled, mushy, over-ripe bananas.

------------------
To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

Plexrom climbs out of the acid pit unharmed. The reason behind that is the bodies were stacked so high that he never touched the acid. Plexrom seeks revenge on Jimbob by farting on him and throwing him into an all new pit o' acid. poor Jimbob.

------------------
Life is like New York City, if you go to fast you will trip and fall in a manhole

DeadBeat get's an idea from seeing Plexrom survive his fall into the acid pit. "I am your savior, Jesus may have walked on water, but I shall walk on acid" (Various Ooohs, and Aaahs)

------------------
There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

Frodo pulls out his double edged spoon and joins the battle.

------------------
One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

As Deadbeat (interchangeable with Jesus) is walking on the acid, he is distracted by the various oohs an awes. Jimbob then smacks Deadbeat in the face with a fish. 😛

Frodos double spoon is revoked from the IRS because he didn't pay his taxes. Then Frodo is crapped on by a rhino.

------------------
<Insert Clever Saying Here>
Never meditate on amphetamines. Permitted vehicles not allowed.
(url="http://"http://www.f1.com")Formula1 Racing(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.planan.com/ev/rebel.html") The Escape Velocity Guide (/url) (Not my site)
(url="http://"http://www.phantomplanet.com")Phantom Planet(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.hyperiums.com")Hyperiums(/url)

(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 05-03-2003).)

Frodo throws the rhino at Jimbob.

------------------
One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

hehehe! Look at Frodo101! He's tiny!

/Zax hammers at Frodo101 with a mace 😛

------------------
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem")Solar Knowledge(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/downloads.html")Solar Quiz(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/fribbles.html")Fribbles!(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/blorktronics.html")Blorktronics Software Inc.(/url)|
(url="http://"http://forums.evula.com/viewforum.php?f=36")Solar Forum(/url): The definative place for topical discussion about the Solar system or the universe in general.
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/thisisyourrandom.html")This is your random(/url) - Coming to a store near you!
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/crud.html")Captain Crud's Guide to EV(/url): A realistic guide to the ships, weapons and outfits of EV

Quote

Originally posted by Zax:
**hehehe! Look at Frodo101! He's tiny!

/Zax hammers at Frodo101 with a mace :p**

"Man, I always get picked on in these bars" says Frodo.

Frodo dodges the mace with amazing skill. Eventually Zax gets tired of swinging the mace and gives up. Zax is then easily thrown into the acid pit by Frodo.

------------------
One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

Zax is pulled out of the acid pit by Plexrom. Plexrom takes the mace from Zax. He then pushes Zax back into the acid pit. Frodo is then eaten by killer penguins. 😜

------------------
Life is like New York City, if you go to fast you will trip and fall in a manhole

At the mention of penguins, Cresent wonders where pp is. She soon gets bored of wondering and throws Plexrom in the (new) acid pit.

------------------
To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

Plexrom calls on his penguin friends to pull him out. Plexrom then takes Cresent and throws into a psych ward for no reason. Poor Cresent is in a psych ward. Plexrom laughs, and laughs, until he stops laughing.

------------------
Life is like New York City, if you go to fast you will trip and fall in a manhole

Quote

Originally posted by Cresent:
At the mention of penguins, Cresent wonders where pp is. She soon gets bored of wondering and throws Plexrom in the (new) acid pit.

"Who cares about pp!" yells Frodo.

Frodo then whacks Plexrom into the acid pit with Frodo's double edged spoon.

------------------
One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

Quote

Originally posted by Plexrom:
**Plexrom laughs, and laughs, until he stops laughing.
**

You wouldn't dare to steal that from me!! Ho! 😉

Jimbob throws a Key Lime pie at Plexrom.

------------------
<Insert Clever Saying Here>
Never meditate on amphetamines. Permitted vehicles not allowed.
(url="http://"http://www.f1.com")Formula1 Racing(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.planan.com/ev/rebel.html") The Escape Velocity Guide (/url) (Not my site)
(url="http://"http://www.phantomplanet.com")Phantom Planet(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.hyperiums.com")Hyperiums(/url)