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Zax is hit with a rock and thrown into a burning buidling by Plexrom.
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Um... Rock on, large man dancing on basketball court!
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Is it just me or did Varter put a big space of nothing in his post?
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Zax runs out of the building somehow unharmed, gets a needle and pops the fat dancing thing :p.
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Plexrom takes the needle from zax and pops him and then ties him down in the burning building.
Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel: **Is it just me or did Varter put a big space of nothing in his post?
It's you. I put a picture.
Originally posted by Varter: **< snip> **
That is very disturbing.
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Cresent returns to the bar, shocked by the sheer amount of posts while she was gone. After seeing Varter's picture, her jaw drops, "Wow, Deadbeat! You gained weight!"
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Yes, the picture is rather disturbing, ain't it?
Excellent.
(Varter looks around the bar...)
Mikhailovich takes General Cade Smart and worships him
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Originally posted by Cresent: **Cresent returns to the bar, shocked by the sheer amount of posts while she was gone. After seeing Varter's picture, her jaw drops, "Wow, Deadbeat! You gained weight!"
After the success of Subway's Jared, Mcdonalds tried a similer thing with me...
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Cresent tells Deadbeat to sue McDonalds and offers to be his lawyer.
Originally posted by Varter: **It's you. I put a picture.
I see it now that I'm on a mac. (stupid pc)
Originally posted by Cresent: **Cresent tells Deadbeat to sue McDonalds and offers to be his lawyer.
DeadBeat accepts. "How qualified are you by the way?" Says DeadBeat as Cresent produces a suitcase with an old apple core.
"Qualified enough to beat McDonalds," Cresent replies. She takes down Vartar's picture to use as evidence.
Luke fills the bar with Pepto-Bismal.
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Originally posted by Luke: Luke fills the bar with Pepto-Bismal.
"Good!" yells Frodo. "My stomach was felling dismal," he adds.
Jimbob shoots everyone in the bar with a gigantic laser gun. He then laughs as he realizes everyone in the bar includes himself.
Cresent force-feeds the pepto-bismal to pp through a garden hose.