Captain Crud's Guide to EV

(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/solarsystem/crud.html")a realistic guide to the weapons, ships and outfits of EV(/url).

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Few quotes from Crud's Guide:
**This pop-gun is the biggest peice of crap I've seen.

Has less range than my beebee gun and far less practicality.

This primordial peice of slime is one of the most useless weapons ever.

A waste of space for wussies who aren't man enough to raid Kestrels for fuel.

So you expect me to pay 5,000 credits for something that saves me two minutes to tell the dockmaster to refuel my ship? Who the hell do you think I am?
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I like your honesty. 🙂 Needs more though. MORE! 😛

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Funny very funny! Add more stuff too it like reb ships stupid ships confed ships and stupid outfits like armour

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The more you study the more you learn the more you learn the more you know the more you know the more you forget so why study?

Heh - good one, Zax!

Just spell "piece" and "fuel" right.

Cheers,
Guapo

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Alrighty, I've fixed the spelling mistakes :redface: and added the Rebel and Confed ships.

Cheers 🙂

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I notice that you had nothing to say about the Clipper, most likely because there is nothing bad to say about one of the greatest vessels ever to grace the EV universe.

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"Damn, everybody wants something up their ass today! Yeah, I'm cool like that." - forge

What about engine enhancements, shield boosters/capacitors, armor, and the captain's chair made of banderfrog hide?

Oh, and funny! 😄

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"peice"...

Oh, and it's a Confed GunBOAT. Not GunSHIP.

/me laffs at the "triple-breasted whore" comment 🙂

Cheers,
Guapo

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