Spontaneous (Tell-a-Story) Combustion

...nothing happens, which means...

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"What reason would we have to commit murder when we say that women who induce abortions are murderers and will give account of it to God? For the same person would not regard the fetus in the womb as a living thing and therefore an object of God's care. -Athenagorus of Athens

...absolutely nothing, but...

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...after nothing has happened, everyone decides to do something! Amazing! So the story heads over to the galaxy where Star Wars is taking place, to find...

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"What reason would we have to commit murder when we say that women who induce abortions are murderers and will give account of it to God? For the same person would not regard the fetus in the womb as a living thing and therefore an object of God's care. -Athenagorus of Athens

...Rather large Coca-Cola can orbitting the planet...

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Calvin: I'm a man of few words
Hobbes: Maybe if you read more you'd have a bigger vocabulary...

...having on board Qkrnxtl that was preparing...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.

...to attack the HQ of Mad™ magazine. However, Lando...

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...takes the Falcon and blows up a third and bigger death star, which causes rapid expansion of the universe and proceeds to...

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"What reason would we have to commit murder when we say that women who induce abortions are murderers and will give account of it to God? For the same person would not regard the fetus in the womb as a living thing and therefore an object of God's care. -Athenagorus of Athens

...Create thousands of galaxies. In one of these, was a planet named Bob, Poulated by the cute little Jims. The Jims were...

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...were later eradicated by the ominous "Wristwatch Incident". Now Planet Bob is poulated by...

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Calvin: I'm a man of few words
Hobbes: Maybe if you read more you'd have a bigger vocabulary...

...little grimy Hot Weels™ cars...

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...which hatched an evil plot to destroy Appletopia. So, they all climbed into their...

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Calvin: I'm a man of few words
Hobbes: Maybe if you read more you'd have a bigger vocabulary...

1-18 Model BMW's, hooked up with all the spiffy Bond stuff. The attack plan was to...

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...to storm Apple HQ in Silicon Valley, very original. But as always, Steve is ready with a virus designed to destroy BMW cars, which run on Pentium-controlled engines. The result is...

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"What reason would we have to commit murder when we say that women who induce abortions are murderers and will give account of it to God? For the same person would not regard the fetus in the womb as a living thing and therefore an object of God's care. -Athenagorus of Athens

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Originally posted by Captain Skyblade:
**...to storm Apple HQ in Silicon Valley, very original. But as always, Steve is ready with a virus designed to destroy BMW cars, which run on Pentium-controlled engines. The result is...

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...toy battle bots. The virus mutated the cars instead of destroying them. These battle bots decide to...

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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat

...violate their contract with Comedy Central and be shown on the Microsoft TV network, which changes the name to "Super Fighting Action Robot Slamfest!!!". Comedy Central retaliates by...

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Calvin: I'm a man of few words
Hobbes: Maybe if you read more you'd have a bigger vocabulary...

...eating candy bars, but that doesn't seem to work (weird :p). But then a volcano errupts, destroying the bots and causing...

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"What reason would we have to commit murder when we say that women who induce abortions are murderers and will give account of it to God? For the same person would not regard the fetus in the womb as a living thing and therefore an object of God's care. -Athenagorus of Athens

...a massive chocolate soup filling the world and leaving Homer to tell stories about the land of chocolate that does not exit anymore, or does it...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.

(This message has been edited by Ne Demord Jamais (edited 06-18-2002).)

In the year 5056ACI(After Chocolate Incident), an underground band of human suriviors plans to retake Earth from the evil...

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Calvin: I'm a man of few words
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Originally posted by BariSaxGuy5:
**In the year 5056ACI(After Chocolate Incident), an underground band of human suriviors plans to retake Earth from the evil...

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...Super Fighting Action Robot Squad, luckily the windows Os running them crashes causing...

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If I lived in paradise I'd take a vacation to hell to cure my depression.
-DeadBeat

...disarry among the robots, who scream "FACE!" and start ramming their faces into eachother. This scares the **** out of the humans, who...

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