Spontaneous (Tell-a-Story) Combustion

I'm bored, thus, a new Tell-a-Story. If you've never seen/participated in a Tell-a-Story, I advise you use the search feature for "tell-a-story" before posting.

King Tfosorcim sent his fleet of 52 shuttles, each named "PX Swodniw" and each armed with one laser, to the system...

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of his family's origin. The system's name is "Riyys" and is known throughout the galaxy for it's top-quality...

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Courage stands halfway between cowardice and rashness, one of which is a lack, the other an excess of courage." ... Plutarch

...shrimps that the bull-dogs of Trou-duc love some much. When he hypered out, he was met by a massive fleet of luxury liners piloted by...

(please don't say monkeys, please) 😉

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
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(This message has been edited by Ne Demord Jamais (edited 05-23-2002).)

...*****s who carried nukes in both hands and...

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"And if he wrongs you seven times in one day and returns to you seven times saying 'I am sorry,' you should forgive him." Luke 17:4

...acted like a bunch of sons of *****s...

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posted by Luke:
...acted like a bunch of sons of *****s...

...that were drunk. Their master Lord Shorts decided that time had come...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.

...to blow up the world, but an asteroid hits him in the head and...

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Originally posted by Captain Skyblade:
...to blow up the world, but an asteroid hits him in the head and...

knocked him conscious and said ŤLet the love in ourself let us leave well for ever!ť But one of his officer kill him and said: ŤI am Captian Monk we shall now...ť

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.

"...attack King Tfosorcim for sending all these shuttles into our system"

Soon, however, Monk was faced with the reality that his luxury liners could not take out King Tfosorcim's defenses. He needed a new fleet, so he decided to buy some...

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...confiscate and obliterate the fourth...

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...Reich, which was rising to power under the leadership of...

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Kaiser Corky IV, a weak ruler who was known for...

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...his extreme hatred of *****s. However, before Monk could act, the malevolent Kaiser Corky IV launched a first strike, which killed...

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(This message has been edited by General Rak (edited 05-24-2002).)

...his entire staff, and shatters the Fourth Reich. But then Hitler's great great great great grandson forms the Fifth Reich, and decides to...

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...change its official name to the Sixth Reich, because it sounds better. Suddenly...

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...an extreme attack of apathy causes all the participants in this story to fall suddenyl asleep, leaving the road open for...

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...Gen. McArthur's 1092th grand son's revenge on Rommel to be postponed. He could not resist to a have a diner with...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.

...an ant so...

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Insanity has its advantages

... a local call girl, a dinner that became breakfast as well. But in the morning he discovered that he had gotten infected with...

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...a highly lethal form of HIV-2. He immediately decides to take action, and commits...

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