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...just off the Great Salt Lake. The local Mormons...

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- Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@attbi.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@attbi.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@attbi.com

...married multiple wives, while the head of the Convention of Former Prime Ministers decided to...

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...tapped into the market, selling all of their land to make money that they used for...

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...toxic wasting dumping, resulting in all the new settlers developing a new type of cancer called...

...New Type of cancer, which slowly 'eats' the insides of a person's...

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... partially digested food. The cancer was renamed "weight loss 5000" and was given to obese people as a dietary aid. But once the cancer ran it's course, all of the fat people...

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... partially digested food. The cancer was renamed "weight loss 5000" and was given to obese people as a dietary aid. But once the cancer ran it's course, all of the fat people...

...wanted to vote Brian Mulroney back into office, so something had to be done. The Centre for the Prevention of...

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...Obese Voting, decided to sue the Convention of Former Prime Ministers for developing the Cancer, they than used these funds to.,,

...kill Brian Mulroney because...

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...they wanted to install an anorexic supermodel in office. But when they started looking for a suitable one...

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- Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@attbi.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@attbi.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@attbi.com

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...they wanted to install an anorexic supermodel in office. But when they started looking for a suitable one...

...the Convention of Former Prime Ministers sent a strike force led by Kim Campbell and Robert Borden to...

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...lose the referendum about how to feed the perfect supermodel, named Fritata after a Tobin's...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.

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...son, but they got slaughtered by kamikaze pigs......

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"WHAT DO YOU WANT!"
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...that were requesting from Fidel Castro...

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Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie,
Reine de ce Monde.

... a landing permit for their giant space donkey...

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...which was rather badly named, as it was actually a very small underwater horse with undersized...

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...garments found in....

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...Roy Romanow's vest pocket. Castro refused the permit, because he had heard that Sir Wilfrid Laurier was saying nasty things about his friend...

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**...Roy Romanow's vest pocket. Castro refused the permit, because he had heard that Sir Wilfrid Laurier was saying nasty things about his friend...

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...Geoff Daniels, his Intelligence chief. Unbeknownst to Castro, however, Daniels...

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- Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@attbi.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@attbi.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@attbi.com

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**...Geoff Daniels, his Intelligence chief. Unbeknownst to Castro, however, Daniels...

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...stuck his face in a bucket of whisky and sung 'The Star Spangled...

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