Boozarama bar XVII

This Bar is on Plashife, on a high cliff over looking the vast ocean. The bar is an open Patio, and has a white marble counter, with Marble legged stools. The floor is made of white marble, and Vending machines are in the corner, full of a bunch of chips. There is a spoon fighting "arena" in the place of the volleyball court, and swimming is aloud, if you can get down the cliff. The Fridge is stuffed with every soda imaginable, and can service any need.

Jimbob walks in and says "Hey, I'm first!"

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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**This Bar is on Plashife, on a high cliff over looking the vast ocean. The bar is an open Patio, and has a white marble counter, with Marble legged stools. The floor is made of white marble, and Vending machines are in the corner, full of a bunch of chips. There is a spoon fighting "arena" in the place of the volleyball court, and swimming is aloud, if you can get down the cliff. The Fridge is stuffed with every soda imaginable, and can service any need.

Jimbob walks in and says "Hey, I'm first!"

**

I'm gone for 2 days and a new bar! I can't believe you people.

Mr. Moose spoon fights with a spork, which are ULTIMATLY better.

Mr. Moose has Marvin go talk to the bar. It was too cute, we need a grungier, more chaotic, wild, Insan( o's death filled )e, bar. The bar was too cute for Marvin so he killed the vending machine.

Mr. Moose opens up the machine, the lock died too, and yells, "Free Dr. Pepper!"

/Evil laugh. Mwhahahahahaha! :mad:

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Mac walks out to the patio and sees Jimbob. Mac sneaks up behind him and pushes him over the edge of the cliff and walks back into the bar, laughing, to get the free DP.

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Unfortunately for Macavenger, he discovers Starkiller inside, 240 empty bottles of Dr. Pepper strewn around him. "So what? I was thirsty!"

<edit: you'd think I know the difference between "hungry" and "thirsty" by now.>

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(This message has been edited by Starkiller (edited 11-26-2001).)

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Originally posted by Starkiller:
**Unfortunately for Macavenger, he discovers Starkiller inside, 240 empty bottles of Dr. Pepper strewn around him. "So what? I was hungy!"
**

Starkiller, when did you gain all that karma?

Hey Mr. Moose, who's Marvin?

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Originally posted by Starkiller:
**< edit: you'd think I know the difference between "hungry" and "thirsty" by now.>
**

Bah, doesn't matter, they're all the same. Sleep > * 😉

Starkiller doesn't realize, apparently, that the bar has stocked several million gallons of DP at a time ever since Skyblade won the Soda Wars. Mac walks over to the tap, and takes out a 200 oz. cup. "We've got plenty more, don't worry, come right on over..."

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Originally posted by Overrider720:
Starkiller, when did you gain all that karma?

Last two weeks or so.

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Originally posted by Overrider720:
**Hey Mr. Moose, who's Marvin?
**

Marvin is an incredibly pessimistic robot from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Speaking of that, we need a bouncer to help deal with all the unpleasentness he drags along with him. 😛

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"Only 200 oz?" Starkiller frowns. "Well, better send a few cups my way, full, if you please."

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Mr. Moose goes on an insane killing spree and takes out Marvin and shakes up cans of roach juice until they explode. This reeks havoc onto the bar. HAHAHA!

Note: I'm making a stat file of the Bars, I'm just starting 2.

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Dragon still waits for Mac's answer.

In the meantime, however, he pulls up in the Aurora, but pulls the Joystick p a little too late. Moose is thrown over the cliff. Dragon hops out, chucks a towel & swimsuit down at Moose's rapidly descending figure, and asks why the hell Martin isn't aboard a stuntship headed for a Class-B Star.

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Originally posted by Starkiller:
**"Only 200 oz?" Starkiller frowns. "Well, better send a few cups my way, full, if you please."
**

We also have the 12 gallon backpack special, if you'd prefer...

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Spacey slowly trots in looking around with his jaw dropped. "BBar 17? Already?"

You guys post a lot! I had to update two of my Sig. links. I think I'm gonna go work on my Oni Site now. (Don't worry, I haven't forgotten about the EV Site. I am just collecting pictures `n stuff. I think I'm over my head. I'm in the BBar, Soda Wars, Play Oni, some EV, do Oni site, and EV site... that's a lot. :D)

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Originally posted by Macavenger:
**We also have the 12 gallon backpack special, if you'd prefer...

**

Greatly.

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Almost 3000 Starkiller. 😉

I need some opinions:
Does my Oni site look good? (See link below)

Somone at an Oni webboard says that the sidebar is too long. (sideways) He also says that I "need to choose a different picture to establish myself." Whatever. I don't own spiffy programs like that. I think it's really good for using just AppleWorks 6 and GraphicConvertor.
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) GREAT!
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) Eh. It's okay.
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(*) I'm not one to judge.

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(This message has been edited by The Space Between (edited 11-26-2001).)

Well, I didn't actually look at the site, but I'm going to go with "Pish Posh" because, well, who couldn't? Seriously, I suppose I'll give it a look through and then still say Pish Posh no matter how good it is, because thats just the type of man I am.

Zen celebrates the arrival of himself in the bar, seeing as how he had forgotten his travelling music troupe to do it for him.

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Apply When Wet

Insano is desperate to get down to the ocean, so he tries to climb down the cliff. But it's very difficult. Slip, recover, fall, ow, recover, slip, fall, ow.

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Cap'n Redeye saunters into the bar and orders a seven hundred-ounce Root Beer.

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"Thank you, thank you. Now you're all under arrest!"

"Eh? Root beer? INFIDEL!" Starkiller chases the infidel out of the bar with a hose that shoots out Dr. Pepper.

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Jimbob reincarnates himself and stabs Macavenger with a spoon. 😉 He then gulps down a SM and is happy again. 😄 Walking around, he sits down at the Marble bar and talks to Marvin. This is very boring, so he quits and waits until he gets home to post again...

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Rawzer walks up to the new bar. A sign reads:

Boozerama Bar! Eat, Drink, and Be Merry!

Beer- 4.50
Saalian Brandy- 7.05
Jynnan Tonnix- 6.67
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster- 9.95
Root Beer- 3 bucks and a chasing

Rawzer looks at the prices and gets disgusted. He kicks the bar in his disgust. The bar is already teetering precariously over the edge. The extra force pushes it clear over the side of the cliff. The bar then enables its life raft and floats away.

"Oops."

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