Boozerama Bar XVI

Damage Redudction. AND BTW, transportation from another plane is instantaneous.

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Originally posted by Cyber-Dragon:
Damage Redudction. AND BTW, transportation from another plane is instantaneous.

Do we care? I don't see how this has any bearing. 😛

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All of the above state one fact-
They didn't die.
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You did. 😛

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Originally posted by Cyber-Dragon:
All of the above state one fact-
They didn't die.
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You did. 😛

Sorry, but I don't think that you can regenerate people from being dumped off a bridge into a rapid river with a DR spell. Besides, what makes you think your pitiful sorcerers could outduel a Vell-Os in the art of so called "magic"?

Mac snaps both or Dragon's Femurs with his mind for fun, to teach Dragon a lesson 😛

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Who said Dragon was human??? Dragon is polymorphed. You no want to see Dragon in real shape, no, no. Dragon in true form no good for Eric. 😛

And if they don't exist on a plane- Well, you can't really dump something that doesn't exist into a river, can you? 😛 yet again.

Spacey looks around as he is locked out. He then spins around, looking for a way to get in. "AH!" he yells! He then runs up against the door, then falls. "Hmm... aahh," he conjures up a plan!
Spacey runs backwards, int the landing lot. He then runs very fast into the door. The door takes the shape of a running figure. 😛
"Ow."
Spacey then starts to do scenes from Cheech and Chong movies. (I hope I don't get karma slapped for this. :D)
"Yo man, you got j****?" <-Cheech
"Yeah man," <-Chong
"Yeah? Cool man, whip it out!" <-Cheech
Chong pulls out a whopper!
He takes a puff. Cheech looks over at him.
"WHOA MAN!"<-
Cheech grabs it and puffs!
"Whoa man, what's in this?" <-Cheech
"I think it's Labradore(sp)," <-Chong
"Huh, what d'ya mean man?" <-Cheech
"Yeah man, my dog ate my stash," <-Chong
"Ooohhh.... what!?" <-Cheech
"Yeah man, why?" <-Chong
"We smokin dog crap!?" <-Cheech
"Yeah... pretty heavy stuff huh?" <-Chong
<note> I don't remember all they said, much less exactly what they said. Sorry. :p>

"AHAHAHHAAAAA!" I hope I don't get karma slapped.

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Originally posted by Cyber-Dragon:
**Who said Dragon was human??? Dragon is polymorphed. You no want to see Dragon in real shape, no, no. Dragon in true form no good for Eric.:p

And if they don't exist on a plane- Well, you can't really dump something that doesn't exist into a river, can you? 😛 yet again.**

Mac officially declares all D&D; references which make no sense or are unrelated to EV (read: all of them) null, because of the reasons they're void. It's an EV bar, and most of us don't know what the **** you're talking about, and don't give a **** either.

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Zen seconds the vote as he has a deep seated... ah, irritation with all things "magical" He then hurls a few Javelin rockets at Dragon for good measure.

After patching up the door, Zen attempts to calm poor Spacey down, as his brain seems rather off kilter.

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Originally posted by ZenMastaT:
After patching up the door, Zen attempts to calm poor Spacey down, as his brain seems rather off kilter.

((( There is a better way, Zen. )))

Spacey suddenly begins rolling convulsively on the ground, moaning.

"Oops, guess I twisted the wrong way. Oh well, he was at a point where it was hard to do much damage..."

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Zen stares uneasily at the mind bending monster Mac has become... he ponders his poor Javelin rockets momentarily, then discards them in exchange for flares... mind flares!

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KaBoomer is looking around at the mess by the bar and rest of the pack in here.

KaBoomer sees a glass with some kind of liquid in it, grabs it, smells it, drinks it and passes out. KaBoomer then has a great dream about nice women, free drinks and no school and other things that only exists in dreams...

Wakes up... Shakes hand with those who has their hands left (and the right one! (lame joke I know 😛 ) 😉 ). Mentions something about me having a special weapon, for a special prize for anyone who considers him/herself special...

Darn, I should have eaten lunch - "I am all full of piss and vinegar!" >=)

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(This message has been edited by KaBoomer!!! (edited 11-20-2001).)

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Originally posted by Macavenger:
**Eh, sorry. Your friends were KOR (killed on route) in the last bar. They never came. Maybe you missed that part. As for rule number 2 (I think, the one about reincarnation), who says? I'm a Vell-Os, remember?:p
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Is this Lyra or some other Cyber-Dragon?

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Jimbob orders a SM and goes to the corner of the bar, thinking about his stragety for Soda Wars: The empire Strikes Back. For some odd reason, he sticks a giant sign saying that in front of Skyblade, and says "forgetting something?" 😛 😉

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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**For some odd reason, he sticks a giant sign saying that in front of Skyblade, and says "forgetting something?":p 😉

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"Hmmm, forgot about that." 😛 😉

Actually, I didn't really intend on being consistent with Soda Wars. I posted the first topic, and now I enjoy watching all the hilarious things take place. 😉

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A woman in her 20s wearing a leather tanktop and short dragonhide leggings, with a spellbook in hand. Name: Felassil Troystone (Fe-la-sull Troy-stone)

Insano walks up to her and asks if she's doing anything on Saturday night. He continues to talk to her until he gets slapped in the face and thrown across the bar with a spell. "What'd I say?!" Insano asks.

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Is this Lyra or some other Cyber-Dragon?

Yes, that is Lyra. But he, err..., she, I don't know has been behaving itself.

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Hi Guys! Mr. Moose grabs the parts of Luke and chucks them out a window. 😄

Hey, who here, in a computer class at school comes and posts? I know I did today, Moose did, and Insano does. Who else does?

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Grunadulater screams
"Give it to Mindule or I'll shoot you all."He pulls out a spoon.

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"Are you sure the powers off?"

Spacey gets up and seems fine. mac and Zen let him in the bar. Spacey walks in like he always does...

He then grabs Mac and Zen and throws their faces into some pudding that a porr, innocent civilian girl had been eating out of. Spacey then goes rampant around the bar as the little girl tries to cry, but is too sad to cry...

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Luke's parts r-earrange themselves and walk back into the bar. Luke takes out a spoon for self-defense.

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