Boozerama Bar XVI

Jimbob orders a SM and begins gulping it down. This turns out to be the greatest thing he ever does. He continues gulping, six miutes later discovering that it never ends! He keeps gulping it down until he finishes 123,456,789 ounces of SM. He sits down and fills it up with DP. He gives it to Skyblade and says: Enjoy! When your finished, pass it on with a new drink in it.
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(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 11-25-2001).)

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No one answered my question, who's Sammy?

She's a invincible squirrel who loves stirring up trouble. And Sammy can be a female name as well.

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Sammy is also in a fight with Chirpo that has gone on about 3 bars. πŸ˜‰

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I just watched Episode I on Fox. Man - I missed a lot out of that movie when I first saw it. I still need to get the trilogy and Episode I at (url="http://"http://www.StarWars.com/")Star Wars Dot Com(/url).

Now, what's the name of the empire that are the 'bad guys' in Episodes IV - VI? Is it just The Empire? Or is it something else? I guess we'll find out in Episode III...

I can't wait until Episode II shows, then I won't be ableto wait until Episode III shows!

R2 - D2 Beneath The Dome was so hilarious!

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After this he goes for a swim inside an axe in the Cork Lake. Whereupon he somehow discovers Mr. Moose's Kestrel, made entirely of ham.

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Was I advertising? Hmm. Okay, whatever.

I'm mad at Lucas Arts' Starwars website! Their stupid forums won't let me change my screen name!

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Originally posted by The Space Between:
**Now, what's the name of the empire that are the 'bad guys' in Episodes IV - VI? Is it just The Empire? Or is it something else? I guess we'll find out in Episode III...
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Actually, it's the Galactic Empire. πŸ˜›

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Originally posted by The Space Between:
**I just watched Episode I on Fox. Man - I missed a lot out of that movie when I first saw it. I still need to get the trilogy and Episode I at Star Wars Dot Com.

Now, what's the name of the empire that are the 'bad guys' in Episodes IV - VI? Is it just The Empire? Or is it something else? I guess we'll find out in Episode III...

I can't wait until Episode II shows, then I won't be ableto wait until Episode III shows!

R2 - D2 Beneath The Dome was so hilarious!
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I missed the first 5 minutes and last 25 minutes of that...

Froedrick Jr., Luke's pet anaconda, strangles Insano to death.

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What's goin' on? πŸ™‚

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What's goin' on?

Business as usual. Invincible animals fighting each other, me getting killed, fun.

Insano reincarnates himself and tells Chirpo he'll help him fight Sammy if he tries to scare Froederick Jr. off.

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Corey, where have you been? I thought you died there for a while!
Anyway, CS doesn't ever come drink the Holy Grail, so he fills it up with SM and chugs for a while (it keeps refilling itself, it got buried by posts). Once he's finished, he gives it Zen. πŸ™‚

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Whoa! Cool! I just made $20 off a kid at school! He wanted me to make him a Linkin Park poster and I did. So, he paid me 20 bucks! Cool.

Spacey walks into the bar and looks at the crowd around Chirpo and Sammy. Spacey pulls out his Neutron Blaster and blasts both of them. He kills Chirpo (Chirpo's not invincible is he? Well if he is, then he's just pissed.) But Sammy gets back up and runs for Spacey. Spacey then blasts the squirrel again, and again... The squirrel keeps coming, so Spacey runs for his ship, screaming.

As Spacey's ship starts to take off from the pads, the squirrel grabs one of the ship's magnetic rods that hold the ship to the magne-pods. Spacey's crew is screaming, for they can't escape the grip of the deadly squirrel!

Spacey then runs for the escape pod, which holds 6 people, and jumps in. The rest of his High Council Bridge Crew - Mark, Cole, Steven, Morgan, and Brooks - jump in with him. They escape...

For now.

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Chirpo, being invincible (duh) kicks sammy in the back, and she flys off into space. Chirpo goes over to a corner, and...

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(sorry) suddenly breaks back into the bar. He starts fighting with chirpo again.

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Originally posted by The Space Between:
**I hope I don't recognize the day I hit 666 posts!:o
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I remember my 666th post. It was on B&B.; I had some demonic impulses that day, but I resisted them. Mostly... πŸ˜‰

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heh. Good job, Luke. πŸ˜‰
hey, does anyone care If I call the 17th Boozarama?
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(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 11-26-2001).)

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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**yakkty yak... Once he's finished, he gives it Zen.:)

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Noooo! I don't want to be the possession of some mystical self filling cup!

In response to this grave insult, Zen slaps Jimbob with a glove, and challenges him to a duel... of sticks!

He then begins to sharpen his highly absurd Duelin' Stick Β™

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Jimbob takes the grail and begins pouring it over his head, eventually making Zen drown. Hekicks him several times before he finds out its not fun.

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After being drowned and kicked, Zen hires someone to poke Jimbob in the eye with his pointed stick. Despite Jimbob's arsenal of fresh fruit, (including the dreaded passion fruit) he is defeated by his attakcers extreme vigor, as well as the fact that he has a 16 ton weight ready to drop at any moment.

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Jimbob kills himself. haha.

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