Soda Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

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"Mac, can I count on you coming to the Satori system? There is an rje fleet trying to capture Palshife."

You're too late, I alreay did. You guys just lost your capital planet. Hahaha! The Palshife defense fleet is currently being restocked with RJE ships. And you know the superweapon is still there.

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Ah. But my Pepsi Nullifier, aboard my new Juggernaut, is running at full power. Your converter can't work because of it! All those rje warships on the planet are now useless. Redeye comms Spacey and says, "Insano's ships are useless. Let's take back Palshife and the Satori system!" Cap'n Redeye then begins moving his Frigates and Drones into strike positions against the rje forces.

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Ah. But my Pepsi Nullifier, aboard my new Juggernaut, is running at full power. Your converter can't work because of it! All those rje warships on the planet are now useless. Redeye comms Spacey and says, "Insano's ships are useless. Let's take back Palshife and the Satori system!" Cap'n Redeye then begins moving his Frigates and Drones into strike positions against the rje forces.

What does it do? If it nullifies Pepsi, then we have a stalemate. It can run on nuclear power, remember? And if your ship shoots, it gets turned into pepsi, and the pepsi gets nullified. Nothing happens. But a quick modification could give a couple of ships Sprite cannons. I do use Sprite shields, you know.

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Uhh, all his ships wouldn't be useless if he already converted him.
--Where are the non-roachie fleets?

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Jimbob, I have a non-roachie fleet that is not affected by the superweapon, and because of my Nullifier Spacey's fleet is under the same protection. Redeye comms Spacey and Mac, and says, "I need Sprite weaponry. Can you get some to me quickly?" Cap'n Redeye continues to keep his Nullifier running at full power, keeping the stalemate on until at least three of the Freehold's Frigates or Juggernauts has been refitted.

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Yes yes, good good, DP president. Since you run it, what fleets do you have, and where?

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Spacey comms Red: "I will send 2 of my 5 Colonizers. They will be carrying 200 tons - each - of Sprite weaponry, including Sprite Mini-Fighters.

Spacey launches more 32oz. bottles of RB at the enemny's ship!
Spacey comms Insano: "You might as well give it up... we're ready for your pathetic ban of roachies you call a fleet."

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Dragons fleet is woken from its 2 day hybernation. 🙂

"Huh? What? Save the Galaxy again? Just 5 more minutes..." Dragon moans, as he is shaken from slumber by his First Liuetenant. The fleet readies it's energizers and approaches Palshife...

Upon arrival, EV shorts out, due to the fact that there are now about 50 mil. ships in the system. 🙂 Somebody start a new topic...

Heh Heh.... Jimbob sends his Centurai fleet to attack and capture Rigel. His 24 packs begin firing ruthlessly at it's defense fleet, leaving just a few frigates left. The fighters then drop in and begin attacking the remaining frigates. Their sheilds drop to 25%. Meanwhile, half of the Sol fleet advances to Centurai.

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Meanwhile, Insano has been refitting some of his capital ships and fighters with Sprite weaponry. They still have the immunity to Pepsi, and have the weapons of Sprite. They then move in on the Pepsi Nullifier, and open fire.

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The Centurai Fleet takes over Rigel, and moves a quarter of the fleet back to centurai, who send a quarter of their fleet back to Sol. Then 75% of the Sol fleet begins an assult on Eridani. They begin firing as soon as they enter the system, battering the few ships to a pulp. Very few remain as the fighters move in.

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Mr. Moose is burned by stomach acid. Someone save me, please!

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Yay, Yay! The Roachies take over Eridani (sp) Jimbob then evens out the fleets. a quarter of each of the Tea Ceti And Eridani fleets fly into Procyon to give it more defense. With 400 more recruits, Jimbob Transfers 200 to Insano's fleet, and then divides the rest among the systems he has conquered. The Rigel Fleet then begins an attack on Levo with half of their fleet. The larger frigates and crusiers begin firing from affar with Pepsi Torps, and the fighters dive in Simoultaneousily (sp), attacking with Pepsi and Seirra Mist Missles. Levo's fleet begins to dissapeer...

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No more DP rebellion people are posting. If we finish page 5 before you guys do something MAJORLY big, we win. Technically, we already have. We've conquered your capital planet, Jimbob is taking other planets left and right, we're very close to winning.

The Pepsi fighters and capital ships equipped with Sprite weapons move in on the enemy ships. Insano's ships have a special frequency that tells the superweapon not to change the liquid. The frequency conists of 1 million digits, and if the craft is disabled, the device self destructs. The enemy's weapons are proved useless because they turn into pepsi, and the pepsi is nullified. So the Sprite-Pepsi fighters and cap ships pummel the enemy. If you do not post again, the next post will end this battle.

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Originally posted by Insano:
**No more DP rebellion people are posting. If we finish page 5 before you guys do something MAJORLY big, we win. Technically, we already have. We've conquered your capital planet, Jimbob is taking other planets left and right, we're very close to winning.

The Pepsi fighters and capital ships equipped with Sprite weapons move in on the enemy ships. Insano's ships have a special frequency that tells the superweapon not to change the liquid. The frequency conists of 1 million digits, and if the craft is disabled, the device self destructs. The enemy's weapons are proved useless because they turn into pepsi, and the pepsi is nullified. So the Sprite-Pepsi fighters and cap ships pummel the enemy. If you do not post again, the next post will end this battle.

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Mr. Moose finds an inter-galactic warp in the RBBoT and finds himself on Chia Earth, right in front of the Emporer. Mr. Moose pulls out his spork and kills the guards easily.
The Emporer is really weak and succumbs to Mr. Moose's superior strength. With out their leader the roachie fleets run around like chickens with their heads cut off. Mr. Moose sends the roach fleets on Chia Eath to take kill off their own Fleets in Palshife. (Chia Earth is in Sol.) Mr. Moose plants explosives on Earth and Chia Earth.

Countdown: 10

Mr. Moose jumps out of the Sol system.

9

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The DP Rebellion is reconstituted into a major power as the Freehold begins it's next offensive. Freehold and DP battlegroups, moving into positions, begin to engage the Empire fleets in Eridani, Levo, Tau Ceti, Matar, and the Sprite-equipped fleet in the Satori system proves impervious to Insano's fire, which is also Sprite. The Freehold begins designing the Wild Grape-class Dreadnought, the first of which will be called the WHITE STORM, and new, improved DP/RB shields.

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(WHITE STORM)-20 Posts
(DP/RB SHIELD)-6 Posts

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Forget this post exists. Read the one above.

(This message has been edited by Cap'n Redeye (edited 11-23-2001).)

Umm, didn't Jimbob sort of take over eridani in just two posts? Well, whatever. This thing is getting boring.

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Mr. Moose finds an inter-galactic warp in the RBBoT and finds himself on Chia Earth, right in front of the Emporer. Mr. Moose pulls out his spork and kills the guards easily.
The Emporer is really weak and succumbs to Mr. Moose's superior strength. With out their leader the roachie fleets run around like chickens with their heads cut off. Mr. Moose sends the roach fleets on Chia Eath to take kill off their own Fleets in Palshife. (Chia Earth is in Sol.) Mr. Moose plants explosives on Earth and Chia Earth.

Um, no. The Emperor in particular is very much a figurehead-he wields no real power whatsoever. He is apparently chosen by the government, but the qualities he is required to display are not those of leadership but those of finely judged outrage. For this reason the Emperor is always a controversial choice, always an infuriating but fascinating character. His job is not to wield power but to draw attention away from it. On those criteria Roach Cola is one of the most successful Emperors the Galaxy has ever had-he has already spent two of his ten presidential years in prison for fraud. Very very few people realize that the Emperor and the Government have virtually no power at all, and of these few people only six know whence political power is wielded. Most of the others secretly believe that the ultimate decision-making process is handled by a computer. They couldn't be more wrong. And where did you plant the explosives?

Insano calls the ships back in for refitting once again. They are now equipped with orange soda weapons, and start the attack once again. Jimbob, the other battles are your business.

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Originally posted by Insano:
Um, no. The e mperor in particular is very much a figurehead-he wields no real power whatsoever. He is apparently chosen by the government, but the qualities he is required to display are not those of leadership but those of finely judged outrage. For this reason the e mperor is always a controversial choice, always an infuriating but fascinating character. His job is not to wield power but to draw attention away from it. On those criteria r oach c ola is one of the most successful e mperors the Galaxy has ever had-he has already spent two of his ten presidential years in prison for fraud. Very very few people realize that the e mperor and the g overnment have virtually no power at all, and of these few people only six know whence political power is wielded. Most of the others secretly believe that the ultimate decision-making process is handled by a computer. They couldn't be more wrong.(/B)

Kinda, well, a lot like Zaphod, Former President of the Universe. You pretty much quoted HHGTTG.

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**And where did you plant the explosives?
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Why should I tell you. (hint) The last place you'd ever look. (/hint)

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Mr. Moose pops into Tau Ceti guns blazing and missles firing, the poor r oachies didn't know what hit them. Never capitalize roach juice or related words.

6

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(This message has been edited by Mr. Moose (edited 11-24-2001).)