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Spork. Ive never heard of a war fought with sporks... are they superior to the always fearable sticks and stones?
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Originally posted by ZenMastaT: **Spork. Ive never heard of a war fought with sporks... are they superior to the always fearable sticks and stones? **
Certainly, though going against military grade Neutron rifles with them would probably end up with you on the short end.
I assume based on the lack of replies by any Yankees fans to my earlier gloating that you're all crying yourselves to sleep tonight?
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Originally posted by ZenMastaT: **Ive never heard of a war fought with sporks... are they superior to the always fearable sticks and stones?
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Yes, yes of course, they're better than sticks and stones. You've never heard of Universe War 2.777repeating? It was fought entirely with sporks.
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That wouldn't be a a deciding factor in the reason I haven't heard of it would it, eh oh large and ornery animal christened man?
Originally posted by Macavenger: **Certainly, though going against military grade Neutron rifles with them would probably end up with you on the short end.;) **
No no, Sporks deflect all worthless laser-like weapons, (except for cheap old-fashioned plastic ones) a good Spork can shred tritainium like paper.
So... if you were faced by a rather large and enraged drunken man in a bar, you would immediately turn to your spork as opposed to the time honored tradition of running away? Don't ask me how I inferred that, but I assume it had something to do with the use of the word "tritanium"
Originally posted by ZenMastaT: **So... if you were faced by a rather large and enraged drunken man in a bar, you would immediately turn to your spork as opposed to the time honored tradition of running away? Don't ask me how I inferred that, but I assume it had something to do with the use of the word "tritanium"
Of course.
Zen pulls out a rather large inebriatad and infuriated for having been in a space much too small to have physcially fit him for some time... due to his higly inebriated state, he is immune to all food consumption related weaponry. Zen the points this behemoth at the unsuspeting... or rather ruspecting Mr. Moose.
Mr. Moose isn't that stupid he gives the man a PGGB and his brain is smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a gold brick. Zen, don't force me to kill you.
(This message has been edited by Mr. Moose (edited 11-04-2001).)
Ah, I see you use a combination fighting technique of spork, odd bendy thing from the far east, and Douglas Adams fiction... well two can play at that game, so you had better go find another person to play with you.
And Forklifts, don't forget Forklifts.(THE ULTIMATE and only EV CHEAT!)
Ah yes, but does that mean you refrain from using any carbonated beverage related fighting styles?
No. Squirts Zen with DP.
I shall beat you yet Moose! Overturns table for no apparent reason, and then goes searching for some innocent bystanders to harass so he doesn't have to face any of his problems directly.
(This message has been edited by ZenMastaT (edited 11-04-2001).)
I wonder If the Moderators will think we're spamming posting so much like this.
I wondered about that myself... be a shame to ruin my perferct karma record so far by posting too much in a short period of time... though thats not really an offence as far as I can tell.
I had -2 once, that was before I new was spam meant. I was a newb here.
How'd you manage to get -2? Via spamming alone? and did you pull your score up or just create a new account, Zen said while flicking some unidentifiable object at Moose in the Boozeram spirit.
Darn AIM won't install, it keeps saying that it detects AIM already running or somthing. Help?
Good night.