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Originally posted by Macavenger: **Um, I explained in the other thread that you aren't the proprietor anymore, but in case you missed that before it messed up I'll explain again. See, since you weren't around for quite some time, you defaulted on some loan payments and the bank repossessed the bar. I had it at one point after a tax auction, but these days it's a joint operation. No one really owns it.
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Proprietor just means that I'm the one who started it. The first Boozerama topic was started by me, in other words. For this topic Mr. Moose is the proprietor.
------------------ Don't take life too seriously, nobody makes it out alive anyways. I try to think but nothing happens!- Ultimate Rebel
But I'm bartender since I posted this. )Jimbob jumps and lands on the grill. (how'd that get there :D) Poor Jimbob caught fire. We extinguise him. Insano and Dragon fly off into the warp. The low pressure outside the bar does this to them. They die.
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(This message has been edited by Mr. Moose (edited 11-03-2001).)
Jimbob shoots himself to releif the pains on his Content edited. He reincarnates himself, and gulps down another SM. Dude, did anyone see the Arkansa-Tennese game? 7 OT's!
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MSU beat Michagan, Yay! (I live in Michagan.)
Mr. Moose sips his roach juice... Oh no! cough gag sputter Good thing I'm Immune.
Sports! and... sports! and... I don't watch any sports so I don't know about anything at all going on except for the fact that there is a world series on and I'm sick of hearing about the Yankees! Zen begins to shoot at Kimbob to see if he will do anything in return... 3 shots off and no response...
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BASEBALE SUCKS I start shooting all baseball players in 9 googleplex lightyear radius. Bwhahahahaha! I love evil laughing!
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Jimbob takes out a deadly paper chinese j-star and throws it at ZenMastaT, which cuts her head off. Jimbob takes out computer paper and begins folding more...
Mr. Moose make a paper airplane. This is too low tech. Mr. Moose make a paper space ship.(once I made the Kestrel out of paper!) The ship starts shooting baseball players.
No me gusta los Yankees!
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Jimbob finishes 200 paper jstars, and continues folding.....
Zen reincarnates himself, and again begins pouring fire into jimbob from an angle unrechable by thrown paper objects, he also fires angrily at the female pronoun used against him.
What could you possibly need to edit that message three times for? Eh, Mr. Moose? Do I smell some kind of conspiracy?
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(This message has been edited by ZenMastaT (edited 11-03-2001).)
The links were screwed up.
(This Message has been edited by Mr. Moose(edited 11-04-01). :D)
Originally posted by Mr. Moose: **BASEBALE SUCKS I start shooting all baseball players in 9 googleplex lightyear radius. **
But then, the thugs run back in and grab Moose, take away all his weapons and other technology, and haul him off into their brig with Dragon and Insano!
I'm gonna have to get back from Earth soon. Aside from depopulating the bar, paying off these bounty hunters is starting to get cost prohibitive.
------------------ - Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@home.com
Zen goes running off after the thugs in as inconspicuous a manner as possible, then thinks better of unleashing the destructive power of the enemy sports lovers, and instead concentrates on attempting to unfold the devilish creations of Jimbob, without tearing the paper that is.
(quote)Originally posted by Macavenger: **But then, the thugs run back in and grab Moose, take away all his weapons and other technology, and haul him off into their brig with Dragon and Insano!:D ) and I buck them and escape with my weaponstecnology. Mr. Moose has his antlers removed (safety issue) and is now 100% human. I take back the baseball thing and unshoot the players.
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Originally posted by ZenMastaT: **Zen reincarnates himself, and again begins pouring fire into jimbob from an angle unrechable by thrown paper objects, he also fires angrily at the female pronoun used against him.
whoops! heh heh.... sorry about that. Jimbob, half burnt, hobbles over to save his paper wonders.
(quote)Originally posted by Mr. Moose: **NOOOO! My spork! The guard's forgot to take away my antlers(a birth defect, hence the name.:p
------------------ - Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@home.com**
Luckily I live and bribe the guard to leave and never return. I buy a bigger and better Spork with a built in iMac V.201485013975. Mr. Moose starts playing EV:N on his Spork. It kicks butt.
After becoming quite frustrated with the unfoldibility of Jimbob's paper marvels, Zen attempts to perform a close assault platoon sized infantry action against the thugs all by himself, and with no other weapons then some torn paper, and a dropped and lonely spork.
Originally posted by ZenMastaT: **blah, blah, blah... spork.
But sporks are exellent weapons, even better than spoons!