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OK, I'm somewhat confused as to who is on who's side and how many governments we have. Could someone please clear this up?
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PS- I know that the Spica fumes have been changed to Roach Juice. That's exactly why Zen died.
Sorry, Dragon. Only lethal if you're not born on a Pepsi Confederation world, and Zen was.
Insano sends his pepsi shooting roach down, ever so stealthy. As it approaches Dragon, it stops. Rears its head back and prepares to fire at the contract.
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The Orange Soda Pirates, enraged by the unprovoked attack of Jimbob, begins firing chocolate orange bombs at the marauding fleet. These oranges, upon impact, split into many different little orange slices, doing quite a bit of damage! The chcolate bombs render a good amount of Pepsi ships apart before the Orange Soda Pirates withdraw from the battle, to lick their wounds and reload.
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Name: Asriel Gov't: Mountain Dew Merchants Fleet: Command Ship: Sugar High, a modified Blue 3. 90 Sucrose heavy freighters 40 Maltose light freighters 40 Blue 3 heavy fighters 60 Red 3 interceptors
Who owns which parts of the galaxy? I'm assuming that Levo is neutral.
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The 5th Mountain Dew fleet was just setting off from Levo, with orders to bring massive amounts of DP to Demeter...
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Originally posted by Insano: **OK, I'm somewhat confused as to who is on who's side and how many governments we have. Could someone please clear this up?
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(This message has been edited by The Space Between (edited 10-29-2001).)
Name:K'sarragh Rank:Magistrate Gvt:Fanta Alliance Command Ship:Lime-class cruiser Fenris Fleet:See page 1,I can't remember.
The Fanta amarda spread out through the Trugati Asteroid Belt,hundreds of glowing,lava-lamp-like starships each churning with the colour of their drive fanta. The Fenris comes to rest above an abandoned Pepsi mining station. Magistrate K'Sarragh examines system reports,and finds a Roach Juice fleet in the Agena system. Orange Fanta Cruisers are dispatched to attack the convoy of freghters,looting their highly acidic juices. The acidic poison should come in handy for mining the thick asteroid belt here.
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Dragon gets bored with Spacey's antics and jumps out.
-----10 minutes later, his ship disapeared (sp) from Roachie* tracking screens...
*Roachie is slang for "Roach Juice Empire Oficer, Captain, Soldior or Any Other Personal." (See why I use the slang?)
Originally posted by Cyber-Dragon: **Dragon gets bored with Spacey's antics and jumps out.
Roachie is slang for "Roach Juice Empire Oficer, Captain, Soldior or Any Other Personal." (See why I use the slang?)*
Spacey watches as his "ally" leaves him. "PSIH! Like we need them, right men!?" "AYE!" The bridge crew shouts.
'This is Landfall traffic Control, anything in particular we could help you with Captain?' the LTC says when hailed by Spacey. 'Hello puny ones. Pay tribute to your new master or succum to torture!' Spacey says evily.
(hint) Okay all you Roach's, this would be a good time to defend your colony. Or else the planet would have no defense systems. (This is going out to Insano and all the rest of the Roach's)
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Insano jumps into wherever Spacey is and, does nothing. Spacey orders the fighters to make a pass, after they have all fired a volley of missles and torpedoes (which doesn't do much damage as they were spread across hundreds of ships), Insano launches fighters. Since Spacey's fighters have already flown over, Insano's are immediately on their tails. They all fire at once and quickly destroy the fighters. Then the capital ships fly into the fray...
Upon reaching Centurai, Jimbob's fleet noticed a rather large battle taking place between the Root Beer ships and Pepsi ships (Insano and Spacey). Swinging his troops around, he joined forces with Admiral Insano to destroy the Root Beer Menace...
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Using the highly volatile captured Roach Juice,mining efforts begin on several ore-righ asteroids in the Trugati Asteroid Belt.
Naughty naughty Insano. Not supposed to use non-food weapons, remember?
First, Dragon pulls out his pulser blaster. Then, using psion techniques, he teleports Spacey to his cabin. After pointing the blaster at his head, Dragon says, "What was that about needing me?" Spacey responds, "Um, I said, uh, 'We really need Dragon!' Yeah, that's it. That's what I said."
Dragon cocks the rifle.
"OK! WE NEED YOU! I'M SORRY, YES, I SAID BAD STUFF, I ADMIT IT! PLEASE COME BACK!" Dragon, who is quite satisfied, says, "Sorry. I won't be returning. Take a look around you." Spacey notices that the ship is docking at a planet. But a very strange one, however. The air was like warm root beer, the towels are oh so FLU-FFY, the lepers and the shrinks play their Ukelaliles (sp) all day and any guy on the street'll gladly shave your back for a nickel! (I'll give anyone my imaginary staple factory if they can tell me where thats from. You must be specific. I'm talking what band, what CD, and what track # There's a hint, BTW) No, seriously, the clouds were all warm root-beerish, the people were kind, and the world seemed to be a very happy place. Before he can observe more about Dragon's little kingdom, he is teleported back to the battle.
"OK! WE NEED YOU! I'M SORRY, YES, I SAID BAD STUFF, I ADMIT IT! PLEASE COME BACK!" Dragon, who is quite satisfied, says, "Sorry. I won't be returning. Take a look around you." Spacey notices that the ship is docking at a planet. But a very strange one, however. The air was like warm root beer, the towels are oh so FLU-FFY, the lepers and the shrinks play their Ukelaliles (sp) all day and any guy on the street'll gladly shave your back for a nickel! (I'll give anyone my imaginary staple factory if they can tell me where thats from. You must be specific. I'm talking what band, what CD, and what track #. (That's a hint, BTW)) No, seriously, the clouds were all warm root-beerish, the people were kind, and the world seemed to be a very happy place. Before he can observe more about Dragon's little kingdom, he is teleported back to the battle.
Macavenger sweeps into the Ruby system, a secret rje refinery for the making of more explosive toxic rj. 72 Vanilla fighters surge forward and obliterate all of the measly rj fighters, and then engage capital ships. 4 Vanilla fighters fall to 20-oz bottle rockets, but then a group of Cherry Cruisers sweeps in and burns away the pepsi cruisers, with support from the fighters. Mac then drops into the atmosphere and carpet bombs the refinement center with fearsome 2-liter Sprite bombs, leaving only a highly carbonated crater in his wake.
Mac then sets course for the CC station in the Tiber system, his first mission accomplished.
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Originally posted by Insano: **Insano jumps into wherever Spacey is and, does nothing. Spacey orders the fighters to make a pass, after they have all fired a volley of missles and torpedoes (which doesn't do much damage as they were spread across hundreds of ships), Insano launches fighters. Since Spacey's fighters have already flown over, Insano's are immediately on their tails. They all fire at once and quickly destroy the fighters. Then the capital ships fly into the fray...
First of all Insano, this whole post of yours doesn't count. (1) You used non-food weapons. (2) You made instant kills. You can't just say you killed my ship, hahahahhaa stuff okay? It's gotta be real. And by the way, the Mantas are equiped with: Main weapon: Root Beer Plasma Cannons Special 1: Liquid RB Tractor Beam Special 2: RB Bottle Launchers. (cause 15 points of damage. So, it would take 6 turns for me to kill you using just the RB Bottle Launchers. Get it?) Shields: 200 Armour: 250 (edit) So, play fair, please. Thanks
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(This message has been edited by The Space Between (edited 10-30-2001).)
Originally posted by Cyber-Dragon: The air was like warm root beer, the towels are oh so FLU-FFY, the lepers and the shrinks play their Ukelaliles (sp) all day and any guy on the street'll gladly shave your back for a nickel! (I'll give anyone my imaginary staple factory if they can tell me where thats from. You must be specific. I'm talking what band, what CD, and what track #.
Please, cold you make it any easier? Weird Al Yancovic, Albuquerque(sp?), Track 12 on Running with Scissors.
Spacey, that's a few too many rules on combat. It's free form, which is what makes it fun. In cases like this one, we don't play the numbers game very much. One-post battles are discouraged though, give the other guy a chance to respond.
Sorry for the double post. How did I do that???
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Mac, you have won a free staple factory!
Unfortunatly, Office Max got angry because my, excuse me, (I)Mac's(I) factory had the same name as it's #1 competitor and expressed their anger by way of a captured Nuclear Missle. Staples Factory go bye-bye.
Thank you for clarifying about the rules, Mac. This isn't rocket science, corey. BTW, If anyone wants to visit my planet, they'll fail immediatly. There's a certain password that you have to say, and you and your ship will be instantly transported to that system. I'm warning you, roachies, try and come here, much less take me over, and we'll get Medevil on your hiney (more Weird Al reference ;)).
Oh, just as a hint, you learned the password when you watched Barney at the age of 2. I'll give out another hint if people don't figure it out soon.
(quote)Originally posted by Cyber-Dragon: **Sorry for the double post. How did I do that???
Thank you for clarifying about the rules, Mac. This isn't rocket science, corey. BTW, If anyone wants to visit my planet, they'll fail immediatly. There's a certain password that you have to say, and you and your ship will be instantly transported to that system. I'm warning you, roachies, try and come here, much less take me over, and we'll get Medevil on your hiney (more Weird Al reference and what do you mean by "not rocket science"? And get my name right!!!! It's (b)C**orey!!!!
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hmmmm. I got it! kickpeopleit'sfun. Serouisly, I have no clue. --------------- Jimbob orders his ships to begin attacking spacey's, starting out with the capitol ships. His fighters launch out of the 24 pack Cruisers and shoot Pepsi Missle Bottles at them, which explode against the sheild, covering it in roach juice. The Cruisers then begin attacking with Wild Cherry Pepsin Torpedoes, which also cause damage to the sheilds. Then The fighters move in closer...
Commodore Pickerel's ships arrive not at all in the nick of time as no one needs a swift resque at the moment, and launches fighters from her command ship to help join the fray against the Dr. Pepper menace. She requests more Pepsi whips be diverted to her command while she attempts to outmaneuver the stray sprite rockets and DP bombs floating her way.
Her small force is almost unnoticeable against the highly carbonated warground backdrop.
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Acting swiftly, Jimbob sends 10 fighters and a light 6-pack to ZenMastaT's aid.