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Originally posted by Luke: **Luke hands out some Milky Way bars. **
In the spirit of an evil, self-centered Haloween Teenager, Mac steals all the Milky Way bars and begins wolfing them down. Some of the younger bar members begin crying.
Meawhile, Mac's Corvette fires a Heavy Rocket at Capn Redeye, killing him and decimating his platoons.
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I stayed in my dorm and handed out candy to little kids from the neighborhood. They did this last year too. Just barging in here, a little platoon of 3-year-olds, greedy for our candy. Now just think, all us innocent sophmores (well, maybe not too innocent) were forced to give away all our candy. How rude! Who cares if there aren't any houses in a college town to go to! Buy your OWN, for crying out loud! No seriously, I love the little mites. I give extra candy to the little ones. The mom's weren't happy, but they were.
Hmmm, must post the next novel-like adventure over at Soda Wars...
(quote)Originally posted by Macavenger: **Some of the younger bar members begin crying.;)
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(quote)Originally posted by Jimbob: **Jimbob gets out a nice ol' 12 pack of eggs and begins firing at Macavenger for the horrible insult.:p
Mac runs over to the pop machine and starts modifying the DP tap while keeping one eye on Jimbob...
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Insano runs at Macavenger and starts throwing flying squirrels at him. They run, or is it fly, or is it jump, or is it glide, at him. They hit him in the face and he struggles to get them off.
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Suddenly a swarm of giant bean bags fall out of the sky and land on Insano,who is knocked flat. Yay!Support selfish capitalism!
But one of the bags misses its mark and flattens Shade instead.
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Originally posted by Insano: **Insano runs at Macavenger and starts throwing flying squirrels at him. They run, or is it fly, or is it jump, or is it glide, at him. They hit him in the face and he struggles to get them off.
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Macavenger uses Pepper Spray on the squirrels, which unfortunately also screws him up a bit too. However, the squirrels all die and fall off his face. Mac aims the modified DP tap at Jimbob and opens fire.
What the freak is going on Mac? Squirrels and pepper spray? Mr. Moose eats Corey's candy corn. Yum!
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Originally posted by Macavenger: **Mac aims the modified DP tap at Jimbob and opens fire.
Jimbob gulps down about 200 liters of the DP before jumping out of the way. Hey then takes out a Seirra Mist Raygun and shoots it at Macavenger.
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Originally posted by Jimbob: Jimbob gulps down about 200 liters of the DP before jumping out of the way. Hey then takes out a Seirra Mist Raygun and shoots it at Macavenger.
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Because Sierra Mist is a pepsi product, armed defense droids pop out of the walls and attack Jimbob. Luke activates a Sprite shield and starts throwing razor-sharp Kit KatΒ bars randomly.
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Why are there two wars with soda going on? Mr. Moose chugs a beer.
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Originally posted by Luke: **Because Sierra Mist is a pepsi product, armed defense droids pop out of the walls and attack Jimbob. Luke activates a Sprite shield and starts throwing razor-sharp Kit KatΒ bars randomly. **
One of the razor sharp Kit Kat bars flies at Mac, but since he's messed up with pepper spray he can't do anything about it, and it kills him. Mac reincarnates behind Jimbob and dumps a 20 gallon barrel of weapons-grade DP (extra carbonation) on Jimbob, melting him into the floor.
Mac decides Moose isn't having enough fun and flicks Dp on him a few times.
Shade decides to have some fun,and modifies the sprinkler system to fire at suspected Roach Juice users,and fills the tanks with DP. He He he!
Originally posted by Shade: **Shade decides to have some fun,and modifies the sprinkler system to fire at suspected Roach Juice users,and fills the tanks with DP. He He he! **
The sprinklers promptly go berserk and open fire at Insano and Jimbob. Soon, the bar around them is covered, and the tanks need to be refilled.
Shade installs several automated DP drilling platforms to pump DP into the tanks.
A strange shadow is spotted lurking around the drills...
(Remeber what I said about Dragon's daemon (hint, hint)?) By the way, that smiley graphic can easily be interpreted as an A&W;, too.
Yeah, and as an afterthought, lets keep Soda wars in Soda Wars and out of Boozerama. This is my opinion, and it, of course, is easily ruled over by Skyblade or Mac's vote (the owners of the aforementioned bars, in respective order)
Spacey looks around. "Okay, I go out bowling with my friends, a girl I am getting to know, and her friends, for one night, not check my eMail and not go on the computer, and this is what happends? Squirrel wars? Flicking in the face of Soda? (NEVER CALL IT POP PEOPLE! NEVER! I'm from California and I use Soda. It's not called Pop! Look it up in the dictionary! :D) I get 30 eMails, which from half of them I don't know where they got my eMail address, and the whole Bar goes rampant!? And I haven't even checked the Soda Wars board. And you better not call it Pop Wars."
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(This message has been edited by The Space Between (edited 11-01-2001).)