The Boozerama Bar XI

Payback explodes because he doesn't like DP or Pepsi, and reincarnates himself. "Hey, anyone got some 7UP?"

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Has anyone in Boozerama played Gran Tourismo 3? That game kicks! Jimbob hacks into the game, takes out a R/S Viper, and runs Insano over, but not before dropping Roach Juice on him.

I have it. Right now my car is a Silver/blue Viper GTS and it has 1100 HP. I can completely spin out for like 5 seconds and still win. I love that car. And your kill didn't count. Mac already killed me and I haven't come back yet.

Insano reincarnates himself then gets run over by the Viper.

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oh, here I am. I have no idea what's going on and you don't expect me to read 4 pages now do you? πŸ˜‰

OV orders a DP

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Originally posted by Insano:
**I have it. Right now my car is a Silver/blue Viper GTS and it has 1100 HP. I can completely spin out for like 5 seconds and still win. I love that car. And your kill didn't count. Mac already killed me and I haven't come back yet.

Insano reincarnates himself then gets run over by the Viper.

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well, I just got it. My car is a Toyota Sprinter Trueno and it has 154 horsepower. Yeah, that bad. I have the Miata, too, for winning the clubman's cup (Just did it). I could really use some hints. Once you Reincarnate yourself.

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Heh, OV can't multitask bars like I can πŸ˜› I can rant about Jess in the Kittyland Bar, and rant about religion in the Boozerama at the same time!

Speaking of Cream Soda...

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Skyblade buys himself a Dr. Pepper, and takes a seat at the nearest table. He starts throwing darts at Insano for target practice. πŸ˜‰

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Originally posted by Captain Skyblade:
**Skyblade buys himself a Dr. Pepper, and takes a seat at the nearest table. He starts throwing darts at Insano for target practice.;)

**

Jimbob joins in and says, "let's play to 300! 5 for the chest, 10 for the arms, 20 for the legs and 75 for the eyes!"

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"I couldn't sleep. My snoring kept me up"

Insano gets hit once, says, "ow!" and puts up a metal shield to protect himself.

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well, I just got it. My car is a Toyota Sprinter Trueno and it has 154 horsepower. Yeah, that bad. I have the Miata, too, for winning the clubman's cup (Just did it). I could really use some hints. Once you Reincarnate yourself.

Insano reincarnates himself and starts to give Jimbob GT3 tips. This may take two weeks, but it's well worth it. Get your miata really powerful, this may take a while, but it's worth it. Then once it's up to about 300 HP, spend a few days winning the highest paying races you can. And be sure you always win. Then buy the 75,000 Viper GTS, which is relatively cheap considering what it can do, and upgrade to your heart's content. After a little while you got yourself a car that is REALLY good.

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Skyblade and Jimbob's darts go right through Insano's shield, since they are Tritanium-tipped. Skyblade scores a 20 and chops one of Insano's arms off. Skyblade then buys Jimbob a free 200oz. Dr. Pepper for scoring a perfect 10...

πŸ˜› πŸ˜‰

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Jimbob thanks Insano, trades in the 200oz. DP for a Sierra Mist, and Hits Insano in the eye all at once.

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Skyblade then throws millions of darts at Jimbob and throws him out of Stardock Alpha, since he dared trade a Dr. Pepper for another drink in Skyblade's presence. πŸ˜‰ Jimbob floats toward earth, with millions of holes within himself now...

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I have GT1 and 2, but I don't have PS2.

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Originally posted by Insano:
**I have it. Right now my car is a Silver/blue Viper GTS and it has 1100 HP. I can completely spin out for like 5 seconds and still win. I love that car. And your kill didn't count. Mac already killed me and I haven't come back yet.

Insano reincarnates himself then gets run over by the Viper.

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Umm, that's scientifically impossible for a Viper to get up that high. I don't know about 3, but 1 and 2 are totally life-like. Now, I must say, I'm an expert on Vipers, and Vipers cannot get up to 1100 horsepower. Unless it's use for a drag car. For, if it had that much, and with its - scuse the expresion - crappy FR drivetrain and weight distribution, it wouldn't be able to round a tight corner like that on Laguna Seca. (The Hill. The sixth turn)
It would spin out, hit the wall or another car, and kill the driver. Unless it has brakes like those used on jet-fighters, but I doubt it. Air-brakes can't fit on cars. πŸ˜›
So, please explain the 1100 HP. The only car in 2 that is as high as that is the HKS Drag and the Pikes Peak Version Ralley Car by Sazuki.

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Stop talking about cars!
95% of my school are car theives,and I'm sick of hearing about their new mags or their latest run-in with the cops or whatever!
Please!
Oh yes,I found a shop which sells Dr Pepper today,but I didn't have $NZ 2.

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Umm, that's scientifically impossible for a Viper to get up that high. I don't know about 3, but 1 and 2 are totally life-like. Now, I must say, I'm an expert on Vipers, and Vipers cannot get up to 1100 horsepower. Unless it's use for a drag car. For, if it had that much, and with its - scuse the expresion - crappy FR drivetrain and weight distribution, it wouldn't be able to round a tight corner like that on Laguna Seca. (The Hill. The sixth turn)
It would spin out, hit the wall or another car, and kill the driver. Unless it has brakes like those used on jet-fighters, but I doubt it. Air-brakes can't fit on cars. πŸ˜›
So, please explain the 1100 HP. The only car in 2 that is as high as that is the HKS Drag and the Pikes Peak Version Ralley Car by Sazuki.

I got every HP upgrade possible. Every NA upgrade and every muffler upgrade, all the way to engine balancing and port polish. I also upgraded practically everything else possible. Don't ask me how, but it works.

Insano goes into the bar's medical room and replaces all of his damaged body parts with robotic transplants. With his new right arm, he grabs Skyblade and throws him out the window. He then flies out in a defender and pins Skyblade on the nose. He then flies full speed into Earth's atmosphere.

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Originally posted by Insano:
**I got every HP upgrade possible. Every NA upgrade and every muffler upgrade, all the way to engine balancing and port polish. I also upgraded practically everything else possible. Don't ask me how, but it works.

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I am not trying to cause an argument - but I'm sorry... NO! I have gotten every car in 2. And I;m sure just the same amount of Vipers are in 3. Maybe they are more powerful, but I doubt they are that pwerful. I will bring this up again once I get mine. But in "real-life" it wouldn't be possible, much less reasonable or sensible... come to think of it... it's suicidlal!!

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Jess waves at corey from the doorway. I'm not actually staying, (one bar's too exhausting as it is ;)) just clarifying that SD is in fact 14.

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Jimbob dies from the vaccum of space, then reincarnates himself. He gets a SM and sits down.

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Originally posted by coreycubed:
**Heh, OV can't multitask bars like I can:p I can rant about Jess in the Kittyland Bar, and rant about religion in the Boozerama at the same time!
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corey you are a bitch! I just havn't bothered to come here because when i'm at B&B; it takes a while sometimes and than I get tired of being at the boards and don't come to EV

OV shoots corey in the head with his Phased Flame-Thrower. "Have a nice day..."

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