Boozerama Bar IX

πŸ˜„ Glad to have you around, Lyra. BTW, I'm reading "The Golden Compass" and so far, it's good. Haven't got very far though...

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Uh, that word? You spelled it wrong. Yeah, that one right there, next to the period. And you're missing an apostrophe in the word "its".

Huh? What's up with the money? Did I miss som'n? Insano orders a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster and stares out at the ocean. BTW, what happened with Arookee and the whole size growing thing?

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Originally posted by Macavenger:
**You're pleased with it? Odd... that's the Jynnan tonnyx from HHGTTG that kills cows at 100 paces. I think you're probably too unconscious/dead to tip me.;) :frown:
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Remember, I'm the guy who drank five PGGBs and survived. I can hold me drinks. πŸ˜› Besides, cows are the weakest beings in the universe. (Sorry, Gary Larson!)

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Luke's right...cows suck.So do sheep and other rural life forms.
I like your new scenery,Rak.
Shade lands his Alien Battlecruiser next to the bar,and decides to try and make amends with people.
He goes into BB9,throws his credit chips onto the bar table,and announces that all the drinks are now on him.

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Rak sits at one of the whitewashed sandstone counters and orders a Synthale. Checking his stock portfolio, he sells 100K shares of the Legion Web Empire because its CEO has been murdered by a rich mercenary named Lyra. The stock tanks fourty percent from eighty five. Using his newly withdrawn 8.5M, Rak orders several lightnings to defend the bar, and a mobile theatre performance. Soon, a massive bulk freighter lands with fifty shows playing, all paid for by Rak.

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Thinky, feeling kinda bored with cargo runs, decloaks his clipper and descends to the bar landing pads.

Upon entering the bar Thinky orders a Steinlager and sits back to watch the show.
"Nice place you people have here.... Reminds me of some place I've can't remember if I've been to."

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Asriel lands his Sabre and gets out. He notices a bulk freighter next to him with people filing in. He then goes into the bar and orders a free jynnan tonnyx.

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"Why should I brag? The bards can do it for me -- and with music."
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Mac walks outside carrying a large backpack, and heads for the parking lot. But first, he grabs a Cherry Coke from Shade's tab. πŸ™‚

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Amense taken. Lyra orders 5 margirita's, and drinks them in succesion.
And Shade, that was MY description. look back and read the post below. And mac? I am still waiting for an answer on the posistions of "cook" and "Chief Bar Description Officer" Other people will post the bar, I will post the first message. They can just leav it blank. Or, if the UBB won't allow that, then put something like, "Look Below" and I'll post the "first" post.

Hi daddy! Lyra runs up to Asriel, then, just before hugging him, remembers that she got her name out of that book, she is not a character from the book. But Asriel is. Maybe these actions are caused by the massive influences of the 5 margiritas. Amybe not. But I doubt it. πŸ˜‰ Anyway, she stops short and politly says hello, and welcomes him to the bar.

Welcomes to you too, whatever-your-name-was-I-can't-remember-now-gosh-I'm-stupid-I should-know-this-I'm-pretty-sure-it-was-thinker.

Lyra staggers up to the movie bulk freighter with another margirita in hand, and signs herself in for the matrix.

2 hours later-

Lyra, still with a hangover, comes out of the bulk freighter, and falls down. she yells to the open sky, "Ha! I DO know how to pilot a helicopter! Cool! I have a tenchoat with GUNS!"

She starts firing shells into the air, and she continues to do this until onw falss on her head and knowcks her out.

5 hours later...

Lyra wakes up, hangover gone.

Hmmm... I woner what the effects the hangover had on Arookee... Oh well. I don't wanna go back and put em' in now.

The bartender turns to Lyra:
"Message from 'Starkiller' - he says that you should send him an e-mail at gdstarkiller@yahoo.com so he can help you out with your registration problems."

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Macavenger can be seen crawling under Thought Police's Clipper outside.

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Asriel changes his order to a Sprite, and says hello to Lyra, who has gotten over her hangover. Astok also says hello. Who's the bartender, anyway?

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"Why should I brag? The bards can do it for me -- and with music."
Ertai, wizard adept

RC walks over to TP's clipper. Switly ducks down and with doth eyes wide open saysto Mac "Whacha doin there buddy?". RC is drunk cuz some one spiked is Nestea. πŸ™‚

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Oh, that wouldn't be ME... I would NEVER spike RC's nesta...

Hi Asriel.

And Mac? I see that you have posted, yet still not responded to my questions. PLease do so.

Insano goes under the the clipper as well and asks Mac what he's doing. He then continues to enjoy the wonderful fumes of gasoline. Assuming that gasoline is still in use, which it probably isn't. He then examines the clipper for any special outfits and sees if he wants to try and duplicate them.

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Lyra crawls under too. Theere they all are, enjoying the pleasent smells of THREMONUCLEAR (INsano, hint, hint) engines. Arookee, puppy formed, has come too. As he is hovering, his nose, which is MUCH more articulate than that of a normal puupy, much less human, detects an od scent. He whispers in Lyra's ear. Lyra says,
"Is it just us, or is something burning?"
Before Insano or Mac can reply, the clipper blows up, due to a short fuse, killing them all. This severly impends mac & Insano's abilities of speech.

Hmmm... I wonder what happened to Arrokee NOW... that will come soon... the great change is about to take place...

Insano,Lyra,starships run on either fusion or antimatter,not fission of gasoline.
Shade buys himself a cherry cola darnit,why'd they take cherry cola out of sales over here?sniffI WANT CHERRY COLA!

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I void the Clipper blowing up, on the grounds that Lyra always gets to void things she doesn't like, turnabout's fair play, and it doesn't fit my plan. And Lyra, would you cut out that kind of stuff still? I'm thinking of the stupid deal with the Baseball bat in BB8. Only reason nothing's happened since then is that no one's tried to attack you since then.

Also, that's a no on cook and bar description. Whoever posts it, describes it.

Mac waves a hydrospanner at everyone under the Clipper. "Get back! Can't you see I'm working on the engine? It could be dangerous. Go back to the bar, it's nothing too exciting. Oh, and Insano, cover the bar for me while I'm out here, OK?"

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Insano goes back into the bar and hacks into the inner machine gun control and does a little hacking. Hey, I can do that. After all, I put them in. He programs it so that Lyra can no longer access the guns. Lyra, I'll let you access them again after Mac has finished his thing. And if anyone else tries to mess with them, you lose your control until Mac is finished as well.

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I didn't even know this place had machine guns.CHERRY COLA CHERRY COLA CHERRY COLA!

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