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Thanks to Kill THIS With A Forklift for the idea. They had this on the EVO board.
Anyone have any haikus they wish to share with us? I'm sure I can come up with some...
Remember, 5-7-5 syllables in a haiku.
Jumping into Sol Torps strike my Rebel Cruiser Confeds don't like red
Hitting Shift to fire Oh no, I'm out of missiles Lightning goes ka-boom
Taking off from Mars It's that Rapier again... I should register!
------------------ Coreył (Cubed) I'm a (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum6/HTML/001781.html#")Boozerama Bar(/url) kinda guy!
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Originally posted by coreycubed: I should register!
This is very true Hector is quite annoying Register now, scum
------------------ - Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@home.com
Hrm, I'm not much for poetry since 5th grade, but here goes. Ahem...
I fly a Cruiser. Rebel, to be specific. It's simply awesome.
Confederates suck. Can you fathom the reason? 'Cause mean people suck.
There are others, too. You know who I really hate? Those stupid pirates.
Who likes vanilla? Chocolate (chok-lat) has to be the king. It is way better.
That was off topic. Not about EV at all. Won't happen again.
Hmm, do you wonder if I could be another Haiku Generator?
You know the other? He's from the EVO board. I could be one here.
Well, it has been fun. These haikus are difficult. More later. Good bye.
------------------ May those who love us, love us. And those who dont love us, may God turn their hearts. And if he doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so we'll know them by their limping.
Originally posted by Macavenger: **This is very true Hector is quite annoying Register now, scum
**
It was just a joke I registered years ago Haven't seen him since...
Hey, Rawzer not bad! Since no one else has posted We're the Haiku kings!
Originally posted by coreycubed: **They had this on the EVO board. **
And the Nova board They had it first really, now Forklift just stole it
Hey, Confeds don't suck They just have problems With their attitudes
Why is EV fun? Well, you might as well ask why The darn sky is blue
Enough Haikus, now It has been real fun, though, guys How should I end this...
------------------ Write your complaints here: O Please don't write out of the space. ------------------ (url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")Luke's Website(/url)
Originally posted by Luke: **And the Nova board They had it first really, now Forklift just stole it
Hey, I got one!
Write your complaints here Pleas don't write out of the space That's Luke's signature!
No one likes the Feds Rebels are cooler than them But pirates beat all
I fly a Cruiser Not a sissy Destroyer Fighters are for dolts
Neutron turrets broke Fighting with torps does not work Now I eat vacuum
Patrol ships are crap Mantas are weaker than fleas Lighting fails again
Haikus make me mad Chocolate is much better Luke has a good sig
I'm aweful at this So now I will retire To fight the 'fed scum
------------------ --ares "Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes."
I am torn between Studying or EV fun Musn't flunk it though...
Hey! I can do both Pass the test, then play GS Gosh I'm just that cool
Why does it matter? Life is just an illusion And we don't exist
Boy, that one was deep I'm such a serious guy I've got to get real
------------------ Coreył (Cubed) I'm a frood who knows where my towel is.
Here's some stuff I like: Rebels, Simpsons, and Star Wars. Do you like these, too?
You'd better start now! That is, if not already. Never mind if so.
Out of the good stuff, EV has to be the best. It's just way cooler.
Got to depart now. It's been very, very fun So, ta ta for now.
I am so depressed Who would want to bomb New York? I'd rather play games
America mourns The loss of innocent life Pray for the victims
Things like this help us Put things in perspective Life is very fragile
We must learn to live In peace with one another End this suffering
Bush is a coward He ran from danger so fast He is no leader
Originally posted by ares1: **Bush is a coward He ran from danger so fast He is no leader **
Ares needs some advice. Follow your own signature. Then criticize him.
Me? I'm Democrat. But Bush deserves some credit. He tricked America.
The news is tragic. So much wasted destruction. We need an answer.
I was just thinking, this reminds me of EV. Here me out on this.
Rebels destroy Confeds. Even the Confed traders. Who did they mistreat?
They didn't all choose. Some were born Confederate. But they all felt safe.
Why do we kill them? They didn't do anything. Shuttles should be safe.
So should Big Apple. What did the consultants do? Extremely tragic.
I did follow sig The bastard's shoes are right here And he is not here
No, I don't like Bush But hey, you have to admit He's better than Bill :rolleyes:
Why did we feel safe? Just 'Cause we are rich? Terrorists don't care!
But talk about this On Just Chat or B&B; Why'd I bring it up? :frown:
Originally posted by Luke: **No, I don't like Bush But hey, you have to admit He's better than Bill :rolleyes: **
Bill was a Rhodes scholar Bush failed college Who is more qualified
The Bill administration has seen an improved economy The George administration has seen a falling economy Which is better
Bill banged an ugly intern A big mistake on his part But no ones buisiness but his families
I hope George knows what hes doing If he gets us through this and handles it well I will have new respect for the man
I just wish Bill were in office Hes a more intelligent man I dont know what else to say
Originally posted by speil: **Bill was a Rhodes scholar Bush failed college Who is more qualified
I just wish Bill were in office Hes a more intelligent man I dont know what else to say**
I agree with speil, but that wasn't haiku form. You should try again.
I sincerely hope that no one here's family was in the building. :frown:
Rawzer's from NY? He's got reason to worry Prayers go out to all
And leave Bush alone! No one here could handle that He's doing his job
What a day that was... I pray for resolution Justice shall be served
------------------ Coreył (Cubed) I'm a hip frood who knows where his towel is!
totally off the subject, but has anyone read this?
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i thought it was pretty interesting.
i think before we do anything we should figure out why they hate us so much.
i dont know.
Originally posted by coreycubed: **Rawzer's from NY?
Not New York City, I live near Niagara, You all know, the Falls?
It is terrible, but we are not on topic. Let's get on target. <weak smile>
I'm sick of this news. It's just too disheartening. I'd like to forget. :frown:
Originally posted by Rawzer: **Not New York City, I live near Niagara, You all know, the Falls?
I must remember Cuz it was on my birthday Won't ever forget
Yes, back to the point! EV's easy when you cheat Must have a new bay...
Check the addons page I'm sure that someone's made one If not, I will soon
Hey! Here's an idea Port EV to the GameCube JK, maybe not
Haikus are such a Wonderful way of writing Not too hard either...