Boozerama Bar VIII

It sure didn't sound like joke :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by Macavenger:
**/me looks evilly at Lyra

"grr... they all thought your scripting sucked, and noe I get blamed for part of it." :mad:

Mac picks up his old baseball bat, and bashes Lyra with it, knocking her out. When she wakes up later, she has a big headache, and there's no asprin in the bar.**

Go Mac!!!!!!! Keep going!!!!!!!!!

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Glad to see you repent.
Overrider,thank you for supporting the oppressed peoples of Bar Latte, but :
Please stop saying "gay"!
The correct word is "homosexual".
Although I am not,several of my best friends are homosexual.

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Originally posted by Overrider720:
**It sure didn't sound like joke:rolleyes:
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Generally, in bars like this, I post strictly for fun. Last night, taking over Bar Latte sounded like fun, so I did. It's not a big deal to me, you guys can do whatever you want with it now. I may have got a bit carried away at the end, I admit, but that's just my insanity showing through. I can get really crazy when I'm doing something exciting.

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- Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@home.com

Mac, in your sig it says you're on battle.net, so what games do you play there? I'd love to challenge you to a game of War II πŸ˜„

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CoreyΕ‚ (Cubed)
Uh, that word? You spelled it wrong. Yeah, that one right there, next to the period. And you're missing an apostrophe in the word "its".

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Originally posted by coreycubed:
**Mac, in your sig it says you're on battle.net, so what games do you play there? I'd love to challenge you to a game of War II:D
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Sorry, SC:BW is it. If you play that, something can certainly be arranged though...

I did play War II, a long time ago. Never got the B.net addition. Starcraft is much better anyway.

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- Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@home.com

Eh, I just got War II today. It was on sale. And I don't feel like playing against a bunch o' losers like those people who don't know how to do anything but cheat and swear :frown: :mad:

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CoreyΕ‚ (Cubed)
Uh, that word? You spelled it wrong. Yeah, that one right there, next to the period. And you're missing an apostrophe in the word "its".

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Originally posted by coreycubed:
**Eh, I just got War II today. It was on sale. And I don't feel like playing against a bunch o' losers like those people who don't know how to do anything but cheat and swear:frown: :mad:
**

Hmm? Are yo saying Brood War players cheat and swear, or that War II players do?

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- Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@home.com

I think he may be saying that BB people cheat and swear.
Now I've gotta go clean the toilet yerch! yes,people,even the Alien Emperor has to do crude manual labour in this thing they call "real life".

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Well said, corey. I give the "Honorable Right to bash Lyra" to you, andrew, mods, Luke, Mac, and Skyblade. Noone else. πŸ˜„

Me? Causing problems! Well, I never... πŸ˜‰ No, seriously Luke/Insano, compared to OV, I really AM an angel ("Engel" means, "angel" in German)! I mean, Luke disses me all the time, he's on my "disslist" (see above). I used to hate it when he did that, but I got used to him insulting me and publicly humiliating me in front of everyone all the time. I follow his own stupid advice: Itap. Ignore-the-annoying-people. It's kind of ironic, actually. It reminds me of Scandinadian mythology, in which a godess gave birth to a son named balder. Using force, the godess made every person, plant, animal, rock, etc. swear that hge/she/it would not go against the boy. However, when she came to the mistletoe, she was exahuasted, and it is so tiny, so she thought it wouldn't do much damage anyway. She let it go, and her enemies eventually used a tiny missile made of mistletoe against Balder, and they regained the throne... but enough of my mythology. πŸ˜‰ The point is, Luke, is that I would appreciate it if you would stop insulting me whenever you get the chance, and that OV is MUCh more deservant of such treatment then I am.

Lyra, who got shot, is laying on the floor bleeding badly. Instead of dying and re-incarnating herself, Lyra illegally clones herself and, because cloning doesn't copy wounds to the body, only DNA configuration, so as the old one dies, the new one arises. However, there seems to be a problem with Arookee. He seems to be glowing dark green. No one can see why.

In the meantime, Lyra notices that OV and Luke expierience total existance failures. They simply cease to exist.

Arookee continues to glow a darker green

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Originally posted by Shade:
**I think he may be saying that BB people cheat and swear.
**

I don't think we're "those" people,and he isn't playing against us on B.net, is he? πŸ˜‰

Sorry about the toilet cleaning. Emperor's shouldn't have to do that sort of thing. Neither should HC president's, but my parents still make me clean the cat box sometimes. Bleh.

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- Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@home.com

Lyra was bleeding badly, so the base ball bat missed. However, on the upswing, Mac hit himself in the head, not knowing his own force.

Arookee glows a stil darker green.

When GR returns to BB8 after a long period away, he is stunned to see the newsnets reporting that some partisan idealouges from BB8 have mass murdered and destroyed BL2. The reporters compare this type of terrorism to the WTC attack of 2001 AD. GR looks questioningly at Mac, and watches as a sea of reporters converge on BB8.

Just then, a "Breaking News" symbol and music stream across the holovid screen. The reporter states,"...that a Federal Arrest and Assasination Warrant has been issued at the Supreme Court of the Intergalactic Judiciary Group on New Instanbul for Macavenger, Lyra Engel, and Coreycubed. It has a receipt of 10M..."

Drawing his twin Desert Eagle sidearms, Rak calls for reinforcement. The bar shakes as over twenty ruthless bounty hunters bombard the defensive grids. Weilding a lethal assortment of advanced weaponry, the mercenaries blow open the bar doors, while taking heavy losses.

Diving to the side, as a stream of neutron fire narrowly misses him, Rak empties the Desert Eagles, taking out ten bounty hunters. A loud explosion rocked the ground, as waves of napalm bombs slaughtered the assualting troops.

Seizing the moment, Rak crawls into the bar radio room. He dials up Grand Admiral David Fuchs of the Rebellion special space operations force (SSOF) and requests a favour. Soon, a massive Rebellion BattleFleet composed of over fifteen Rebel Cruisers, thirty Rebel Destroyers, and fourty Rebel Escort Carriers. Assuming command of all friendly forces, Fuchs easily defeats the Mercs.

A convoy of thirty bulk freighters deposits advanced defensive weapons on the ground, and they are setup at the bar.

They include-
Twenty torpedo launchers and five hundred torpedoes
Twenty heavy rocket launchers and five hundred heavy rockets
Twenty napalm bomb launchers and five hundred napalm bombs
Two hundred fifty proton turrets
Four hundred machine guns

Rak finally relaxes and orders a (guess) scotch.

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You had me scared... I thought you were attacking us for that 10mil price tag... but I know I can rely on you. We might kill each other with phazer weapons sometimes, but hell, let's put that behind us and become friends. Draw, Rak?

And BTW, they were being mean to us. I toook a LOT of ofencce to the comparison-to-WTC thing. I HATE all that those people stand for. They murdered innocent people, we killed rebelists and evil b**s. THEY were the antagonists. The media is always fed up. it's THEM who should be put in jail, not us. WE are the good guys... Oh well. You would have liked, it, Rak!!! Mass destruction, lots of advanced planning, etc. etc. etc. It was only a joke, but you take it like a WTC re-make and they start flaming us off the hook.

CALM DOWN, PEOPLE!

Insano sees the alert for the bounty and arms the internal cannons in the bar. They will now shoot at any known bounty hunters besides you guys. Insano then goes up to Arookee and pokes him. Eeeeewwwww.... Slimy...

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Arookee continues to grow greener with a fierce intensity... And is it just me, or is he growing larger, too?

Oh, and BTW, I just gave those mother-f**kers over at URL=http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum8/HTML/003758-5.html)Latte(/URL) a HUGE flame, so if anyone wants to see me get my head blown off by a gang of mods and andrew, then head over there.

Arookee continues to grow larger...

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Originally posted by Lyra Engel:
Oh, and BTW, I just gave those mother-fkers over at Latte a HUGE flame,**

Would you cut that out? Or at least go tell them that no one but you is involved in that? For me, that was a one time deal, and I'm done with it.

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- Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@home.com

Lyra, please, just back off! It's getting really bad now.

Insano starts to look more and more intently at Arookee and wonders what the heck is going on.

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What is going on with Arookee:He ate something he shouldn't have in BL2 and is now feeling very ill indeed.
Shortly he will explode from the pestilence and bacteria in his gut. πŸ™‚
Thankyou,BBers,for repenting your actions.
Lyra,if you keep doing that,the inhabitants of BL3 will have to rip your head off and chuck it into the black hole.

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Originally posted by Lyra Engel:
You had me scared... I thought you were attacking us for that 10mil price tag...

Me? πŸ˜‰

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Originally posted by Lyra Engel:
but I know I can rely on you. We might kill each other with phazer weapons sometimes, but hell, let's put that behind us and become friends. Draw, Rak?

Aw thanks! I'm so honoured πŸ™‚
I'll agree to a draw

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Originally posted by Lyra Engel:
And BTW, they were being mean to us. I toook a LOT of ofencce to the comparison-to-WTC thing. I HATE all that those people stand for. They murdered innocent people, we killed rebelists and evil bs. THEY were the antagonists. The media is always fed up. it's THEM who should be put in jail, not us. WE are the good guys... Oh well. You would have liked, it, Rak!!! Mass destruction, lots of advanced planning, etc. etc. etc. It was only a joke, but you take it like a WTC re-make and they start flaming us off the hook.**

1- Sorry, but you really had no right to go over to another board who did nothing to you, and attack them. They have every right to retaliate.
2- Again, sorry for comparing you to the WTC attack, but it was the same principal. They were innocent civilians who didn't believe in the same game as you.
3- Just because I am violent and militant doesn't mean I am like that in the real world. Actually, I only enjoy military planning and simulation. If I haven't mentioned it before, I specialize in defensive tactics.

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Originally posted by Lyra Engel:
**No, seriously Luke/Insano, compared to OV, I really AM an angel

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/me Fights back mad laughter! I was helping! You were swearing!

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**and that OV is MUCh more deservant of such treatment then I am.

**

/me Fights back mad laughter again! I desreve it for being helpful!??? You deserve it for being a PITA!!!(Pain In The Ass!!!)

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