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Drat this PC, it kept crashing last night or else I would've posted...
Corey exclaims, "Aha!" and scribbles furiously on a spare sheet of toilet paper Lyra dragged in on her foot. "I've almost finished..."
Taking a break from his lyric duties, he asks Lyra when the Soda War will start. "This soda will go flat soon if I don't spray someone!!" Lyra doesn't answer. "Hey, LYRA!!!!" he yells. Lyra doesn't notice. "Shade, Lyra's giving me the cold shoulder! What's with her?" But Shade continues eating. Suddenly, Mac's voice begins to boom. "You have reached the state which all regulars at the BB must pass through at one time or another." "Oh no..." thinks Corey, "I can't believe it!! I've been working on stupid lyrics so long, I've died!!" "Yes," says Mac, "You have. You can only communicate with other dead people. Well, except Insano, because he's died so many times no one really knows whether he's alive or not... And I can always hear your thoughts when you pass through this plane."
"Noooooooooooo!!!!" Corey hollers at Insano to fire the RAD 9000 at him. BZZZT! "Thanks, pal," Corey says, and hands him a fistful of credits.
------------------ Coreył (Cubed) I'm a hip frood who knows where his towel is!
Corey's DEAD! (sarcasm)oh no!(/sarcasm) For a laugh,Shade grabs Insano by the throat and force feeds him several kilos of wusabi. Note that I am NOT killing him,just making his eye balls shrivel.
------------------ "Morals,children,morals. Get some."-Me
I'm not dead anymore. Insano fired the RAD 9000 at me, remember? I'm back to my effervescent self once more
Corey toys with the idea of turning the RAD 9000 to "nasty maggot" and firing at Lyra...
PS: Lyra, check out my updated profile
Uh, doesn't no reincarnation mean no reincarnation?
OK, let's see. My head is on fire. I have a terribly bad headache from the first bite of that stuff. And, for your information, I don't mind wasabi so you stuffing it down my throat just made me eat large amounts of bread and milk. Those two foods are the two best for taking away spice. Lyra and George should be in extreme pain right now from that food. Why not?
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Oh yeah, I forgot about that...
OK, I am dead. For now. Until Mac gets back, and declares us all alive.
Skyblade walks in and grabs a Dr. Pepper...
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Corey floats over to Skyblade and unsuccessfully tries to spook him by saying, "I am an iMac...I have no floppy drive...muahaahaahahahah!!!" Skyblade says, "So? Who uses floppies? It's the 21st century, for crying out loud..."
Skyblade rips the floppy drive out of the iMac, and replaces it with a 100x CD ROM drive (complete with DVD playing ability and ripping capabilities, of course). The iMac now floats around the bar proud of its new CD ROM drive, ordered straight from Outpost.com...
"Well, so much for that idea," says Corey, and goes back to writing the lyrics to his boy band hit. "Yeah, baby, ooh baby baby...and chopstick salami...don't tell me that...time's runnin' out baby..."
Corey finishes writing lyrics, goes over to the jukebox, puts in his "Greatest VG Hits Vol. 2", hist play, and the jukebox blares out (url="http://"http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/gameboy/sml1-1.mid")this music(/url).
(This message has been edited by coreycubed (edited 09-14-2001).)
Skyblade smacks corey on the head with a spoon.
"Common, where's your taste for music!?"
Skyblade walks over to his boom box, sticks in "The Empire Strikes Back," and lets the wonderful sounds of John Williams drift through the bar.
"Yeah, you're right, Skyblade, John Williams really is a (url="http://"http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/n64/podrace.mid")master of the trade(/url). He is so hip he has difficulty seeing over his pelvis."
Skyblade again gives corey an additional slap in the head with a spoon for his ignorance of John Williams.
"Whatsa matter Skyblade? Don't like 'Duel Of The Fates'? Or is it 'cuz I linked to that file?"
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Originally posted by coreycubed: **"Whatsa matter Skyblade? Don't like 'Duel Of The Fates'? Or is it 'cuz I linked to that file?"
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"Well yeah, I love Duel of the Fates, but I love The Sith Infiltrator and Flag Parade better..."
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Your links to the music aren't working properly on my machine for some reason...
Insano then puts on some good hardcore music and tells all those baseball people to see the light and realize that basketball is the truly good sport.
Originally posted by Captain Skyblade: **"Well yeah, I love Duel of the Fates, but I love The Sith Infiltrator and Flag Parade better...";)
I know, it's cuz that page hates it when other people link to them. I only just remembered.
My experiment has apparently failed, so I declare reincarnation available as normal again. I then kill Insano with my baseball bat for trying to say Basketball is a good sport, then kill coreycubed because of his occupation, and then dump anhother 2 liter Pepsi on Skyblade in the hopes of starting something interesting.
Oh, and those'll probably be the last arbitrary killings I do, I just had some back offenses to punish.
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a shady charachter walks in and goes over to OV. The man whispers something to OV and it is a couple words are overheard by Insano. Insano hears the charachter say "World Trade Center, White House, Pentagon, and Air Force 1" Insano trys to listen but the character takes OV to a far corner. OV sees the mans face when he tripps. OV jumps up but gets hit in the head and gets (b)KNOCKED!)/b) out. The cloak falls off the mans head reveiling Usama Bin Laden! Lyra jumps up but is immediatly shot and killed It is now up to CaptianSkyblade, Macavenger, Luke, Insano as ZenMastaT and coreycubed are shot.......
------------------ You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me rookie's smiles:(url="http://"http://www.ezboard.com/help/help_howto_useemoticons.html")Cool Smiles(/url) (url="http://"http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/gallery.htm")Cooler Smiles(/url) AIM: Ferazel17
Skyblade gives Mac a sharp look. "You bring anymore roach juice in here, you're dead. Just remember whose bar this is."
Skyblade jumps to his Tritanium-tipped Defender, and Mac starts blowing away at bin Laden. Skyblade runs over bin Laden several times, gets out of his ship, and lays a huge American flag over his dead body.
"Take that, you murderer!"
(This message has been edited by Captain Skyblade (edited 09-14-2001).)
Ah, no terrorist stuff. I'm trying to make it go away. Insano comes back again, then turns up the volume on the hardcore music that was never turned off. "Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort..."
I just started making the Boozerama Bar plug-in. If you all could give me your stats, that would be great. I already did mine, and yes, it involves me dying a lot. I just have one question, what flags do I use so that I have just an escape pod, just a grudge, or both?
Name (your ship's name as well): System: Government: AI: Agression: What shield percent you run away at: Ship type: Your choice of four weapons, how many you have, and the ammo load: Credits: What percent shields you have compared to the stock ship: CommQuote (comm box): HailQuote (bottom of screen): Grudge, Escape pod yes or no: