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Alright, where were we? Oh yeah...
"Well Mac, I need that next shipment of DP soon. we only have four 1 million tanks of the stuff left, and you that with me around, you know it won't last long."
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Insano eventually floats out into the ocean. He then crawls out and gets a new body. Human this time. He then goes and buys millions of cans of dr. pepper. He puts them in a launcher and fires them at skyblade causing him extreme pain. "You still like Dr. Pepper, huh?!"
Cap'n Skyblade catches all the million cans Insano launches at him, opening them and drinking them as quickly as the next can comes in.
"You bet I still like Dr. Pepper...Keep shooting!"
Mac orders new DP, and tells Insano, "Hey, come on! I was doing stuff to you too, so why aren't you shooting Sprite cans at me?"
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Insano sees he's just making Skyblade happier so he shoots sprite cans at Macavenger.
Macavenger ctches the Sprite cans, but he can't drink them as fast as Skyblade. So, he builds a pile behind him. With one hand, he cathes Sprites and flips them into the pile, and with the other, he pulls them out of the pile and drinks them. The pile starts growing, because he doesn't drink as fast as Insano shoots. Getting board, though, he grabs a Turbolaser rifle and flips it to Skyblade, so he can threaten Insano and get him to shoot cans to both of them.
Insano loads both cans and tries to shoot at both of them but the cans get mixed up. So, skyblade gets pepsi and macavenger gets iced tea.
Skyblade, I got a friend that read your story on the EV Empire and called you a loser for it. Anything you want to say to him?
grunadulater puts syphon ends in each persons eyes and syphons crude sprite, mountain dew, and salt into thier eyes. "im trying to stay up here!"
------------------ I bet there darn tasty to.
Uh, errr... Insano grabs a handheld nuetron blaster and shoots granadulater in the head.
Macavenger kicks grunadulater away and wipes the stuff out of his eyes. He downs the ice tea Insano gave him. "Not bad, I like ice tea too." He then rips the Pepsi can away from a blinking Captain Skyblade. "I know you won't be wanting this anyway, so..." He shakes the can thoroughly, points it at grunadulater, and opens. The Pepsi was an extra carbonated version, so it goes off like a bomb with the spray pointed at grunadulater, who goes flying at the door. Mac then shuts the door and hooks a little computer device to it, and sets himself up behind the bar with the drinks machine and a computer terminal. He pours himself a 96 oz. Cherry Coke. "Hey Skyblade, you wwant me to get Insano for shooting Pepsi at you?" Skyblade is still tryingto get Mountain dew out of his eyes, so Mac tosses him a towel. "Well?"
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Are you talking about "the destruction of Battlegroup Four?"
"Sure Mac. You get the tri-can pod shooter, coca cola deluxe edition, and I'll get the coca cola flame thrower. Let's go!"
Mac and Skyblade's commando teams pick up similar soft drink weapons and charge out the door.
"But, um, Insano's still in the bar!" Oh well, that's easy enough fixed..."
Macavenger looks at his computer screen, and types: "/kick Insano"
The door reopens, and the section of floor under Insano heaves up and pitches him out the door. Mac then types: "/away killing the Pepsi boy" and runs out the door to join the other commandos.
Ha! I thought we had tossed Insano out the door. Oh well...
Insano starts screaming like an unheard-of creature, begging for the commandos to lay off on the highly-carbonated drinks. Just because Insano is now human doesn't mean exploding cans won't hurt him.
"Get him, boys! We're going to describe 'pain' to him this time..."
Macavenger grabs a hand grenade from one of his commandos, and blows a big pit in the ground. After Insano has been tossed into the pit, Mac hits him with the spray from a firehose he attached to the underground pipework. Insano is nearly drowned by the flood of Super-carbonatedd Pepsi whih floods the pit. Luckily, the force is enough to blow him out of the pit after it has filled. Evryone then goes back to exploding cans. Mac suddenly realizes he forgot something on his computer. Pulling out a remote, he types "/designate Captain Skyblade". "There, if grunadulater breaks back in, he can't do anything with my computer," Mac says.
grunadulater blasts the door down with a 36 liter mountain dew's corbanisation.then after walking in, he chugs the thing in one gulp. "those"extra sized"pockets sure are usefull."he pulls another 36 liter out of his pocket.
Skyblade bonks grunadulater on the head with a Pepsi can, then lobs a few grenades down his throat. He then tosses grunadulater into the pit Mac dug out, just before the grenades deform him...badly.
Sattomax's super-modified Kestrel-thingy touches down at wherever you guys are now, and he enthusiastically joins in throwing Insano out the door.
------------------ Apparently, my X-Rapiers are kicking HC warship @$$ right about now.
Skyblade and Mac throw a party for Max, and give him millions of cans of Dr. Pepper and Cherry Coke.
Why thank you. I'm surprised you haven't yet choked on my new BFS II Kestrel. Go look at it in the thread, then come back and scream at me.