The Boozerama Bar 2

Macavenger, do you think this would work? I only read the last page of battle for sol, and, I study the map thoroughly. Would that be enough for me to join in? I don't care if I make David mad with the Captura fleet.

Well, since you already tried...
Let me make two things clear.

1. If you're going to join, you need to read the whole thread. Period.
2. I care if you make David mad with the Capture fleet.

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Luke builds the bar again, and sits drinking as much beer as he can.

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Insano, still angry about the Captura fleet, brings the whole fleet to the bar and levels it.

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Originally posted by Insano (in BfS):
**4 points Macavenger.

1. How can you assume I haven't read the entire thread? I haven't, but you still shouldn't assume.

2. You think I have no contact with the Rebels? I've been getting shipments from a few trusted friends for a long time now.

3. Hmm, how would I move them? Do you know which planet I've been hiding them on? For all you know it could be a rock in the Centauri system.

4. I just realized why I'm going to drop this in the first place. I don't think David Arthur will post again for a loooong time. And, how do you guys ever decide who wins a battle? Oh, yeah, another fleet of mine just came in. How do you get by that? That's the problem I've always had with things like this. Too easy to lie and make stuff up. Now, I'm going to hide in a corner until all of you go away.**

Insano, I'm replying to this here because I know you read here, and I don't want more unnecessary posts clogging BfS.

1. You told me, here.
2. Explain the relevancy.
3. If you were hiding them in the Centauri system, David's upgraded Confed Technology would have found them, and they would probably have been wiped out. As for moving them, you've studied the map, but do you know about the Alliance's policies? They're a major roadblock to our travel. To get to Centauri, you have to figure out how you got there. You probably don't understand what I'm talking about because you haven't read the whole thread.
4. As for being too easy to lie and make stuff up, there is a simple solution for that: we don't. Maybe you can't grasp this, but we are all basically honest people and take the stary quite seriously. New fleets coming in have to be accounted for. If they aren't, I don't know what we'd do, because we haven't had problems with that. But the fleet wouldn't do much, I guarantee that.

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"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
- Jeff Foxworthy

OK, I don't really care anymore. I'm not going into BFS. If BFS2 picks up, I'll probably do that though.

Hey, no problem there. You can't go wrong with a web story you're in from the beginning.

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"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
- Jeff Foxworthy

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Originally posted by Insano:
Insano, still angry about the Captura fleet, brings the whole fleet to the bar and levels it.

Hey, bozo, I'm in the bar, not Macavenger, what did I ever do to you?

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Macavenger rebuilds the bar free of charge, then decids he's tired of Insano and his fleet and posts rules to the effect that fleets are bannedbanned, people can only have one ship. He then buys a round for himself and Luke.

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"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
- Jeff Foxworthy

Luke and Macavenger are now extremely drunk. So, of course, they drink some more.

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Insano walks into the bar, with Chirpo. How did he get him? Wouldn't you like to know. Ok, free Kestrel to whoever hits him first!

Luke grabs a blaster at starts shooting at Chirpo drunkedly. Then, one of his wild shots grazes Chirpo's antennae. "Dost that count?" Luke asks.

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Ok, you hit him. That counts. Now, do you want 2 lightnings or 3 hawks as your fighter compliment?

Two Lightnings, please. Unless I can have five Hawks..?

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MA also shoots at chirpo, too drunk to remember he doesn't want a Kestrel. Being dunk, he misses and hits Insano in the face.

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"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
- Jeff Foxworthy

Insano drops the keys (what are they called?) to the kestrel when he drops to the ground. Luke pics them up and tries to hug his ship with two lightnings.

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Originally posted by rebel council:
**While every one is prooving that they don't knoew anything about Star Wars RC finds Chirpo and stomps him dead!

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I hate to disapoint you Luke but I killed chirpo!

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Luke and Chirpo already ran away. Then I stole him. He aint dead yet!

RC, you stomped him when someone had already taken him away in an Argosy. Doesn't work. He's still around.

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What ever!

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