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Luke appologizes to Macavenger because it is the will of the Great Buddha, and for no other reason. :mad: Then he buys a new car, drives over to Amy, or the pool of blood that once was Amy, and says "See what I mean? Well anyway, I forgot the water I gave you was the one Mr. Moose had spiked with uridium, so now that you have super powers I suppose this being vaporized thing won't hurt too much." Luke then orders himself a big mug of something green from Ruby and drinks a lot of it, thus becoming drunk and falling asleep.
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Macavenger, short on customers, decides to inhabit the bar rather than his shop for a while. Of course, he wouldn't be caught in the bar without his trusty Fusion Blaster. Seeing Luke asleep, he goes over to pick his pockets, rather than vaporizing him, since Luke apologized. Unfortunately, Luke had little of value in his pockets, still being poor. He does have a lot of valuable stuff behind the counter though, so Macavenger helps himself to that(You said you own the bar, remember). He is soon asleep face down on a table across the room from Luke.
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Luke takes whatever items Macavenger has not...er... damaged and puts them back behind the counter, humming " Meet me in St.Louis."
Amy stands up now a bloody form she kills Luke and Mr. Moose buys a new boody and regenarats Mr. Moose just so she can get another drink. She asks for a Brandy.
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Macavenger wakes up, sees Luke is now dead, not just asleep, so he loads up as much of the bar's stock as he can and wobbles his way back to his shop.
Insano walks into the bar for the first time, and builds a spoon fighting arena. He then loses every credit he ever had betting on himself.
(QUOTE)Macavenger: sig: **------------------ So go on the internet game sites and bash all the PC users! **(QUOTE)
Yeah thats right.
Hey, it wasn't my fault Macavenger vaporized you! Oh well, being dead ain't that bad...
RCs super powers had mede him invaluable to fire so macavenger's pitiful attempt to kill him failed miserably. RC walks up to macavenger and shoves his foot down macavenger's throat. Enjoy! After which RC breaks macavenger's trusty Fusion Blaster.
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Originally posted by rebel council: **RCs super powers had mede him invaluable to fire so macavenger's pitiful attempt to kill him failed miserably. RC walks up to macavenger and shoves his foot down macavenger's throat. Enjoy! After which RC breaks macavenger's trusty Fusion Blaster. **
Hey, your superpowers can't prevent you from being killed, though I don't blame you for attacking me after I killed you.
Macavenger gets a new Fusion Blaster off his ship(You can break as many as you want, I can build more, and none of you has the technology now ). Deciding he's tired of going back and forth between his shop and the bar, he hits on a solution. After making sure RC is in the bar(gotta get my revenge ), he blows up the bar.
He then goes back to his shop and builds a new wing, which he makes into a new bar. So now I own the bar, and to get to the body shop when someone kills you you just have to walk(I mean, ooze) through a door.
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Luke's ghost, which resembles that of Obi Wan Kenobi, throws a rock at the back of RC's head for causing a disturbance in the force, then apologizes.
(quote)Originally posted by Luke: **Luke's ghost, which resembles that of Obi Wan Kenobi, throws a rock at the back of RC's head for causing a disturbance in the force, then apologizes.
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(quote)Originally posted by Macavenger: **But I just blew up RC, along with the rest of the bar. How can you tell which part of the pool of blood that was RC was the back of his head?:mad: hate :mad: when that happens.
Phew... OK, I'm better now. Sorry. I'll take up vegetarianism too.
Luke uses his influence in the powers of the universe to demolish Macavenger's body shop and new bar (his super powers won't let him get hurt), then rebuilds a new one. Please don't blow it up!
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Laughfing at Luke's naivety, Macavenger blows up the new bar :), then rebuilds his bar and body shop. He then uses his superpowers to fuse Lukes spirit in a rock, so that he can't cause any more trouble for a while.
Gee, today sems to be a bad day for new bars... Mine lasted 27 minutes before Luke destroyed it, then Luke's lasted all of 16 minutes before I blew that one up. I wonder how long my new one will last?
Insano walks into the bar and forces Macavenger to build a spoon fighting arena, then dares anyone to fight him. Insano thinks he can't be beaten because he has a PLASTIC spoon.
Macavenger builds the spoon fighting arena because it suits him, then beats Insano with a large metal cooking spoon until he is nearly unconcious. He then vaporizes Insano with his new Fusion Blaster, after making sure that Insano is concious enough to understand that he's being shot. He then picks up a hose and washes the pool of blood that was Insano out into the street.
RCs super powers had made him invaluable to fire, shrapnel and death. He is OMNIPOTENT. RC takes a particle accelerator and shots macavenger. macavengers particles are accelerated to a state of gas. He can no longer make contact with any solid object.
Luke laughs at Macavenger. Buddha gives Luke a new body. Luke builds a new bar and makes a bet with his contractor that it won't last longer than two hours. Then he gives Insano a Saalian brandy to make him feel better( How does a pool of blood drink? Oh well...) and takes a big bite out of celery stick. (I'm a vegetarian now, remember? )
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Insano is now a ghost so he is even more powerful than RC. No one can hurt him because he is already . Of course, he no longer can be seen by humans. So, Insano decides to steal all of Macavenger's weapons and give them to RC.