What are the obvious newbie topics that you have seen that show they haven't even played the game for more than 5 minutes? The only one I can remember off hand is What's an argosy?

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Programming today is a race between software build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.--Rich Cook

Bad topic PHHBT!

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I remember there being a "Can't Hyperspace" topic a long time ago...

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~Captain Skyblade

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Bashing anyone, stupid, newbie or not ain't cool. It is also unrelated to EV and only serves as a platform for flames. Complaints and criticism is fine, but this ain't.

/me takes out key and locks topic...

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--mikeeJ: Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy / Linux Zealot
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