Signs you wont last long in EV space..

161. You do #156 anywhere.

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162. You think that doing #156 will make you invincible.
163. You honostly believe that what you say in #156 is true.
164. You brag about being stupid.

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165. You check every shipyard in the galaxy to see if you can find one that sells Manticores.
166. You send in a bug report when you find out that there isn't one.

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167. You write down all the mistakes you made and find out it took up a whole page.

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168. You read all these because you're too lazy do actually do something amusing in EV.

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YakKa Foob MoG. GRuG
PubbuWuP ZiNk WattooM
GaZoRK. CHuMBLE SpuZz.
(url="http://"http://pub101.ezboard.com/bstarbasedelta")Starbase Delta(/url)

169. You read these in your spare time while your ship is going towards the next system because you forgot how to hyperspace.
170. You're so uncoordinated you land on Mars while trying to get to Luna.

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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
Coming to the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiaSW.com/games/ev/chronicles.html")EV Chronicles(/url).

...your name is Dimtrij
(J/K)

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171. You buy the Defender so you can protect yourself while doing cargo missions.

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PubbuWuP ZiNk WattooM
GaZoRK. CHuMBLE SpuZz.
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172. You think the Executive Transport is a warship and attack a Rebel Cruiser.

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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
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Originally posted by Ultimate Rebel:
151. You think the bulk freighter is a landing pad and try to land on it.

Did you get that from the "Nubie mistakes we made" topic? Once I thought you had to do that.... Luckily I still last in EV space.

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173. You spend 10 minutes smashed against The Wall, thrusting fully, trying to catch and kill that dumb Escape Pod.
174. #173 while being attacked by the Confed Cruiser that didn't appreciate you destroying the S.S. Nelson.
175. Trying to destroy asteroids at Darven in your shuttle.

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Originally posted by Captain Carnotaur:
**169. You read these in your spare time while your ship is going towards the next system because you forgot how to hyperspace.

**

BAHAHAHA!

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Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
Big Brother is watching you.

176. Launching space bombs at a planet with asteroids flying around in your attempt to destroy the planet.

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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
Coming to the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiaSW.com/games/ev/chronicles.html")EV Chronicles(/url).

177. Using Space Bombs, period. Those things have way to much potential to take you out too.

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  1. You work for the Confeds, then wonder why the Rebels hate you.
  2. You work for the Rebels, then wonder why the Confeds hate you.
  3. You can't do any of the 179 previous things.

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181. You do all the things in this list at least twice a day.

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182. You aim at any planet with your great Neutron Cannon and fire and wonders why the shots doesn't hit the planet and why the planet doesn't blow up.
183. You buy the Bulk Freighter, seeing it's the biggest ship in the game and has the biggest guns and shields.
184. You do #183 and discovering your mistake, you tries to upgrade it to a warship transferring weaponspace into cargospace, believing you can fill the cargobay with guns.
185. You call Captain Hector "he".
186. You try to hide underneath a Bulk Freighter when chased by pirates.
187. You discovers that one Heavy Rocket hit destroys a Manta, destroys all Mantas you see and gets surprised when a big black-red ship shots you down.Happened to my brother once 🙂

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Originally posted by NNNormal:
**Did you get that from the "Nubie mistakes we made" topic? Once I thought you had to do that.... Luckily I still last in EV space.

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Yes that is where I got it from. In Galactic Scourge I thought those big, round ships were space stations! (Lol)
Macavenger, What do you mean "using space bombs period"? My friend uses those all the time, and he is about as good as me (I don't know how good he is, but he defeated the alien cruiser on his 3rd try)

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Well, I've never had anything but trouble with them. I think I've blown myself up more times than I've blown up an enemy ship. Space Bombs just aren't my weapon. I do just fine with Proton Turrets, Torpedoes, Missiles, and sometimes fighters.

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  1. You think the Pirates are friendly, because you think their name is really an acronym for: Pretty Insignificant Rating: Are Thinking wE'll Surrender

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Coreył (Cubed)
That's Corey x Corey x Corey