I KILLED MATT BURCH!!!!

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Originally posted by Dash Riprock:
I killed Matt Burch with a light frieghter and one laser turrent. So there. hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

Bleh, another ignorant newbie. Only the newbie digs up month-old posts

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"His Strangelove All-Purpose Do-It-Yourself Defensive First Second or Third Strike Indestructible Fantastic State-of-the-Art B-Ware Offensive Attack Bomber can't compare with our M & M E & A Sub-Supersonic Invisible and Noiseless Defensive Second-Strike Offensive Attack Bomber."
- from Closing Time , by Joseph Heller.

Now, CF, he won't learn that way, just tell him to ignore old posts.

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Old posts sometimes have relevant info. Just because someone hasn't written or done something in a while doesn't mean it is invalid. Read the old posts sometimes, you might just learn something. πŸ™‚
Jude

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Wow....I feel honored to simply be in your presence, one who killed a modified Kerstel with the most powerful weapon in the game! In fact...
I LOVE YOU MAN!!!

ML,

Green Goblin, who knows he isn't getting your Bud Lite

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If it seems like I'm an assehole, it's because I am.

It is simple to defeat Matt Burch. It is likewise easy to defeat Andrew Welch in EVO. Just use an insane attack pattern and there is no way to be destroyed.

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I did really good on my driver's exam. I knocked down all the cones.

Looking for a real challenge?

anyone can kill him, it takes skill to DISABLE him.

tell me if anyone ever accomplishes that.

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Originally posted by Jude:
**Old posts sometimes have relevant info. Just because someone hasn't written or done something in a while doesn't mean it is invalid. Read the old posts sometimes, you might just learn something.:)
Jude
**

Yeah, but posting idiotic spam in old topics? I don't think your rules apply there...

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"His Strangelove All-Purpose Do-It-Yourself Defensive First Second or Third Strike Indestructible Fantastic State-of-the-Art B-Ware Offensive Attack Bomber can't compare with our M & M E & A Sub-Supersonic Invisible and Noiseless Defensive Second-Strike Offensive Attack Bomber."
- from Closing Time , by Joseph Heller.

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Originally posted by Desert Fox:

**It is simple to defeat Matt Burch. It is likewise easy to defeat Andrew Welch in EVO. Just use an insane attack pattern and there is no way to be destroyed.

**

Andrew Welch is SO easy to take out in EVO. I did it in a Miranu Courier, a Turncoat, and now I'm looking for him in my Azdara...

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Originally posted by Dash Riprock:
How do you get the Forklift. If I can get it, I can kill Matt Burch easy. Can anyone help me????????

The forklift cheat: when you see "M.C.B. 4:35 A.M." hold down
option-shift-control-command-F. This gives you the forklift but it erases, all your other secondary weapons.

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Originally posted by Jude:
**Old posts sometimes have relevant info. Just because someone hasn't written or done something in a while doesn't mean it is invalid. Read the old posts sometimes, you might just learn something.:)
Jude
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Jude:Love your attitude.As a newbie to this board but definitly not newbie to
either EV/EVO, I have spent several hours on both boards today.
You gott it right,have learned lots and still cruising.
Thanks for not making a sad song any sadder!

I killed an alien Cruiser with these ships (in order):

Rebel Cruiser
Confed Cruiser
Kestrel
Rapier
Manta
Defender
Shuttle

It's easy. There's a tactic (a bit like monty python) with a tractor beam, to kill anythiing without turrets (ie. alien Cruiser).

About Matt Burch. Well, I killed him in my Manta (the same one that killed the Alien Cruiser πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ :D). I also killed him in my Kestrel, but that's different...
-Gav

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Originally posted by Voyochip:
**The forklift cheat: when you see "M.C.B. 4:35 A.M." hold down
option-shift-control-command-F. This gives you the forklift but it erases, all your other secondary weapons. **

No it doesn't!!!!!!

Gavin, how could you possibly kill mat with the manta?

his sheilds recharge faster than you can hurt him with any turrets, the only way for a manta with forklifts. You didn't use forklifts, did you?

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anyone who says they can kill an alien cruiser with any ship of a corvette or lower must send me a snapz movie for me to belive you. It might be possible with a corvette or something if you use javelin rockets, but I don't have experiance killing that cruiser with them, so i don't know if they can damage it's shields as fast as they recharge, or if they even last (if you get 999 javelins). I do know, however, that in order to actually harm it, you need either 6 proton cannons (which no ships can have because the max is 5) or at least 3 proton turrets. Then it takes a tractor beam (optional), and a long time. You would still need a bitch load of javelins (probably over 999) to kill an AC with a ship smaller a kesteral.

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Originally posted by Cotton Mouse:
anyone who says they can kill an alien cruiser with any ship of a corvette or lower must send me a snapz movie for me to belive you.

It took several tries, but I defeated it in a souped up Corvette years ago 'sides, the Kestrel is crap. I just waited until it launced all of its seeker drones then I bombed its sides with a hail of laser fire. I left the fighters to the Rebel fleet. πŸ˜ƒ

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(This message has been edited by Andrew M (edited 06-02-2000).)

What I am saying is just that without using infinate fuel for the particle beam, or having about 2000 javelins (you can get ovewr 999 by capturing more), is that it is just impossible with a ship lower than a kesteral.

it is only possible if you have 3 turrets and at least 3 cannons (proton)

If you do not have those slots available, it is impossible unless you somehow can hurt him with avelins or have a ship with 40 jumps (max 9) to use the particle beam for large amounts of time.

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Originally posted by Cotton Mouse:
**What I am saying is just that without using infinate fuel for the particle beam, or having about 2000 javelins (you can get ovewr 999 by capturing more), is that it is just impossible with a ship lower than a kesteral.

it is only possible if you have 3 turrets and at least 3 cannons (proton)

If you do not have those slots available, it is impossible unless you somehow can hurt him with avelins or have a ship with 40 jumps (max 9) to use the particle beam for large amounts of time.**

Actually, that's only the case for the Fighters read my post a few more times. The Cruiser's shield regen isn't all that great

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Originally posted by Cotton Mouse:
**anyone who says they can kill an alien cruiser with any ship of a corvette or lower must send me a snapz movie for me to belive you. It might be possible with a corvette or something if you use javelin rockets, but I don't have experiance killing that cruiser with them, so i don't know if they can damage it's shields as fast as they recharge, or if they even last (if you get 999 javelins). I do know, however, that in order to actually harm it, you need either 6 proton cannons (which no ships can have because the max is 5) or at least 3 proton turrets. Then it takes a tractor beam (optional), and a long time. You would still need a bitch load of javelins (probably over 999) to kill an AC with a ship smaller a kesteral.
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A trick I used. Get the Tractor beam. Keep the Swivel Laser Cannons. Wait till it runs out of homing weapons. Then, go to the side of it. Hold it still with the Tractor beam. Rotate youself in its direction. Fire. Took ages, but I done it. By the way, you can do this with anything without turrets. In EV, the Tractor beam is infiate. I had no upgrades. try it and see.
-Gav

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Break it Down! (DX-WWF)

DEGENERATE!

Maybee I just didn't hold down the fire key long enough to see it's sheilds drain... It seemed like a while.

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Killing the alien cruiser in a lightnig is realy easy. And they're lower than a corvette, isn't it?

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