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Indeed... Very few understand true haiku.
------------------ I am both worried and saddened by nationwide news of increasing rates of anxiety and depression.
mrxak Writing haikus day and night Playing Uplink too
We waited for it Now it is finally here (url="http://"http://store.ambrosiasw.com/")We can buy Uplink!(/url)
What am I doing Writing pointless poems here I should be playing!
I am really bad At writing these little things I will leave you now
------------------ In the beginning, all was NULL, or perhaps (void*). -- (url="http://"http://vegastrike.sourceforge.net/")Vega Strike(/url) introduction One, Two, Three, (url="http://"http://source.bungie.org/")Pfh(/url)(url="http://"http://resurrection.bungie.org/")or(/url) (url="http://"http://www.idevgames.com/")iDevGames(/url)... do (url="http://"http://www.idevgames.com/content/contest.php?id=6")uDevGames(/url)?
Okay, I promised some more...
Three mil in the bank Most stolen from other guys Fear my hacking skills
Warning sound beeps loud LAN admin looking for me Better hurry up
Story in the news Server down, perhaps for good All because of me
Tracing a hacker Looking for the bouncing logs Find his home system
Bypass firewall Upload virus, activate Revelation spreads
If you have good Faith There is nothing you should fear Just be quick, or else
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Click click click click click Breaking into the mainframe Nuts, busted again.
------------------ -scope Carpe Aptenodytes! (Seize the Penguins!) I feel like a genocidal maniac when emacs asks me if I want to kill 10789 characters. Calculating in binary code is as easy as 01,10,11
Digital data, Sent through command line console, There in cyberspace
A job (again) to Destroy a central mainframe. <Yawn> ... Voice ID?
Check. Trusted System? Check. Decrypt or Decipher? Darn ... I forget ... Um ...
Decipher? Right? Right. Bypass monitor et al. Then crack the password,
Play voice, decipher. Then move on to the console. How far is the trace?
Plenty of time yet. The scent of Lotus blossoms, Cool dew on the grass ...
Ack! Where was I? Trace? Two hundred and thirty nine To go, Shwew, Still good.
Cd usr Delete. cd log. delete. Cd sys. delete.
Shutdown. Now I just Watch while the system reboots. Or tries to, ha ha!
Disconnect. Quick hop To Internic and log on As admin. Kill logs.
All done. Nothing left To do but wait for the News To cover the hack.
Big bucks on the way. (Did I cover all my tracks?) Oh, what to buy next?
Completed mission Forgot to delete the logs Crap, I am so screwed
And ain't this one the truth...
------------------ Research shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population "When I turn 18, I'm gonna sneak across the Canadian border and marry an emu!
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Originally posted by Sage of the Web: **Completed mission Forgot to delete the logs Crap, I am so screwed
**
Yeah, really. I am so paranoid about deleting the logs. So far, knock wood, I've remembered in time.
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The Kronos Corp comp Getting old fast, need better one Darn, need to register first.
Was that good?
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Originally posted by GLBoricua: **The Kronos Corp comp Getting old fast, need better one Darn, need to register first.
Not bad at all, and total sympathies.
Some of your lines are a little long for a strict 5-7-5 syllable Haiku form. So if you want to tweak it, work on that. It can be =tough= squeezing into that format.
Originally posted by Ricia: ** Not bad at all, and total sympathies.
The Kronos Corp comp Getting old, need better one Must register first.
5-7-5
Originally posted by GLBoricua: **The Kronos Corp comp Getting old, need better one Must register first.
There you go ... Excellent!
Hmm, this one isn't uplink related but I find it helps in exam situations:
Write I am a fish Forty-Seven times and then salute and pass out
I love red dwarf
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