EV/EVO Chronicles: Hector's Grief

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He runs with wings  
  
His wings are stinky  
  
His ship leaks  
  
His ship is a rapier taken from a scrap  
  
He loves the rap music  
  
He kills with claws  
  
His eyes are his teeth  
  
His lasers are his toys   
His lasers are made of junk  
  
His map was red all over  
  
And he dies right where he is  
  

Hector looked at this note which was transmitted from a Maskirovka Cruiser. He looked at his wings. Yes, he ran with his wings. He smelled his wings. Yes, the wings were stinky. He checked the fuel. Yes, it leaked. He looked at his ship. Yes, it was made out of burned tomato sauce cans and wrenched up armaplast. He hated rap music but in his bio it said he loved it. He looked at his claws. He surely used it to push the ‘laser beam’ button. Yes, he was a murderer. His eyelids had stinging horns. Yes, his eyes were his teeth. He looked at his ‘ToysRUs lasers’ Yes, he cherished ‘playing’ with laser beams. His lasers were all brown with his trash. He looked at his map. All systems were mad at him. He squawked madly with rage as he fell down stone cold dead.

Disclaimer: Reading this will cause your eyeballs to be able to scan the back of your eyeball socket without any great effort.

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Man, have pity on man

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Originally posted by Jas86:
I know EVula's cleaning out the closet, but Christ...

One more "runt" Friday, then M/W/F of next week, and then another one on Sunday. On Monday, I'll return to a every-Monday schedule with "Station Six: Enemy Mine" by ElGuapo7. After that, I've got enough stories for another month...

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(quote)Originally posted by EVula:
**:D

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Originally posted by Nebula Roamer:
**he fell down stone cold dead.
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Don't we wish.

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I know that this is a really old one but this is just pitiful, its actually painfull to read

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Originally posted by RTG:
I know that this is a really old one but this is just pitiful, its actually painfull to read

...and the oxymoron strikes.

I'll show mercy, because you're new:

Constructive criticism only. Not to mention, thrashing some one who isn't even active anymore is counter-productive.

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Man, have pity on man

I've definitely seen this somewhere before...

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