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My Encounter with UE Law
I just thought this up last night in about five minutes, so, if it is absolutely terrible, dont let it tarnish my rep forever.
UE Fighter: Are you aware that your ship contains an illegal apparatus? Me: No. UE Fighter: You have a space mine launcher attached to the underbelly of your ship. Me: So... UE Fighter: I place you under arrest for violation of United Earth Interstellar Code Law 516 stating that- Me: Hey, they werent illegal where I got em. UE Fighter: So that's the kind you consort with. Me: Well, not exactly, but- UE Fighter: You are also charged with violation of United Earth- Me: Oh, shut up. UE Fighter: -behavior unfitting a citizen of a civilized race- Me: Shove off. UE Fighter: -two counts. Me: Go to h- UE Fighter: Prepare to be boarded. Me: Who, me? UE Fighter: You. Me: By who? UE Fighter: Me. Me: Bull- UE Fighter: (Rocket launch, explosion, my ship is shaken.) Resisting arrest. Me: Alright, alright, airlocks in the back. UE Fighter: Thats more like it. Me: (Space mine launch, explosion, UE Fighter does not respond, I enter hyperspace).
Stupid, funny, good, pathetic, dont submit again? Please give me some feedback. Also, should there be a sequel?
(This message has been edited by moderator (edited 11-14-2001).)
ha ha. sequel sequel
Jager
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need a sequel!!
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I like it
Sequel please!
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I'm the author, but my "account" was deleted sometime this summer with a bunch of others. Someone else gave me a spare one, so I am now Colours. Sequel with be posted soon, it's actually part one of a three part series which is already written, so you'll get the full treatment.
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