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(Posted on 4/24/2000)
This is the (unedited) second "page" of the string "Ares for EVO"
(note: There are quite a few messages that say the "The End" there are NOT actually the end)
DataSpot member posted 10-17-1999 12:18 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Almighty Squid is smaller than he thinks! He is part of a StarFleet experiment where they want to know how different intelligent races will react once they get a supernova bomb. Squid arms the bomb, but nothing happens. Its a dud. All the Hal 10000 stuff was just a hologram. But Somewhere, lurking inside a star, Is a ship called Rama. Hal 10000 ported his consciousness to the Rama computer. Hals consciousness takes over the computer, and Rama is now a very evil ship. IP: 38.31.7.214
LoneIgadzra member posted 10-17-1999 08:06 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ This is getting a bit too apocolyptic for Star Wars. There has to be some way I can unkill Star Wars (again)... Any ideas? IP: 209.222.98.24
Peregrine member posted 10-17-1999 11:01 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------
HAL 10000 then promptly finds out that Rama has no weapons of any kind. And while fooling around with Rama's internal replication factory to recreate himself as a super-ultra-maxi-hyper-uber-stellar-biorganic computer, HAL ports his entire vast electronic consciousness into a three-inch cube of something closely resembling cottage cheese, which a collector biot quickly scoops up and drops off the edge of New York onto the frozen organic sea 500ft below. Blat! -Peregrine IP: 152.173.34.87
CptKirkResurrected member posted 10-18-1999 10:01 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Yoda and Luke Skywalker are sitting on a park bench in Des Moines, wailing in despair aloud about their misfortune. The Empire appears to have risen, but it's hard to say for sure because of the interference caused by HIPMAC, the HAL 10000, and the Babylon 5 universe's brief appearance. At any rate, the two jedi weep without restraint, hoping to see hope soon. Suddenly Yoda looks up. In a quiet, almost nervous voice he says to Luke, "Force it is, unseen. Come soon will a great one." Luke jumps up and grabs his lightsaber. "What side of the Force is he on, Yoda?" "The light side and the dark side it is not," replies Yoda. "A neutral being, yet great?" muses Luke. "Who could it be?" Suddenly there is a deafening sound of ancient warp engines at full blast. With a bang, the original Enterprise shoots through the atmosphere, on a collision course with the earth. At full impulse, it slams violently into the ground, spraying dirt and debris everywhere. There appears to be no survivors. An EVO escape pod springs forth unexpectedly from the saucer, and lands at Yoda's feet. The single door slides open and a noble-looking, yet sloppy, middle-aged man steps out. "I know you!" exclaims Luke. "You're that guy from Rescue 911!" With a befuddled look on his face, the man introduces himself to Luke. "Captain James T. Kirk, at your service." Seeing Yoda, he adds, "Your Vulcan friend here looks a little green. Is he feeling alright?" "Don't insult Yoda!" shouts Luke, arming his lightsaber. "What the-!" exclaims Kirk, startled. He whips out his phazer and blasts the sword from Skywalker's hands. Yoda nods slowly. "The great one, he is," he says prophetically to Luke. Luke, still grasping his smoking hand in pain, bends down to pick up his lightsaber. "So," he says nervously, "are you going to save us or what?" "Save you? From what?" asks Kirk stupidly. "The Dark Side. They're everywhere!" Luke says, looking skyward. "I don't know," begins Kirk, when he is interrupted by a new character. "Meesa Jar Jar Binks," says an odd-looking alien, struggling to keep his tongue in his mouth. "And hoosa are yoosa?" "James T. Kirk," responds the captain, grasping the three-fingered hand and shaking it vigorously. "Oh," says Jar Jar, uninterested. He walks to examine the mutilated Enterprise, tripping over his humongous ears as he goes. "He a friend of yours?" asks Kirk to Luke. "Hope not, I do," answers Yoda. The three have a good laugh when there is a loud mechanical noise from the wreckage. Jar Jar scampers back to the group, his hands behind his back and whistling innocently. "What did you do, Jar Jar?" asks Luke in a fatherly tone. "Meesa justa toucha button," says the Gungan. "What button did you touch?" inquires Kirk anxiously. "Somma blooish button, meesa thinks," says Jar Jar with an unthreatening grin. Kirk swears. "Not the blue button!" He swears again. A computerized voice chirps from the Enterprise, "Self destruct in ten seconds." "Take cover!" screams Kirk, diving beneath the bench. Luke follows, and Yoda is able to fit in there fairly well. Jar Jar yelps that there's no room for him. In a panic, he climbs a tree. The Enterprise explodes. The massive force of the bang tears the tree out of the ground, and Jar Jar is killed instantly. Kirk and the three jedi are safe under the bench, which has been securely fastened to the ground to prevent vandalism, however, and climb out when it's safe. After evaluating the damage, the captain says, "Too bad about Jar Jar." "A loss no major, I think," says Yoda with a smirk, and they all have a good laugh. "But what about the Dark Side?" says Luke. "We still have to fight the Empire!" "Yes, but the Enterprise is damaged beyond repair," responds Kirk. "Does anybody have a starship?" "I do," says Han Solo, stepping out of the Millennium Falcon. TO BE CONTINUED (This message has been edited by CptKirkResurrected (edited 10-18-99).) IP: 152.171.49.79
Musapi member posted 10-18-1999 10:55 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ LOL!! Han Solo begins bragging about how he just completed the Kessel Run in 11 parsecs, beating his old record. The two Jedi and Kirk get on board the Falcon, and Hal Solo is forced to pilot them to where they can pick up the Eclipse III. This ship has shields that are almost invincible, and can ram other ships. Along with molecular bonded armour like the stuff that was on the Sun Crusher, the ship is invincible. The Jedi, Kirk, and Solo board the Eclipse, and head for the bridge. Yoda begins to talk about an old prophecy about the day of the tentacle. After finding out that the bomb is a dud, the squid goes on a rampage, and a steller anomally (sp?) stops it. Yoda is convinced it refers to the Eclipse III, but is not sure. Luke replies, "Always in motion is the future. We may or may not kill the squid." Han says, "Good. I prefer a straigh fight to all this sneaking around." The scene slowly fades, as the people keep quoting movie lines. IP: 158.252.196.75
Yorick member posted 10-19-1999 05:03 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------
"The Dark Side. They're everywhere!" Ninja. Can't stand them. They're everywhere. -Yorick IP: 169.132.21.23
Jude moderator posted 10-21-1999 05:42 AM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ This is great stuff! Thanks a lot guys! I've been having a really bad time in real life, lately, and I sure needed the laughs these posts have generated. I'll be checking back to see if the story is neverending. Go, Captain Kirk! Jude IP: 208.157.23.172
Capt. Vincent member posted 10-21-1999 08:04 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Capt. Vincent's escape pod coms careening out of the sky and falls directly on Capt. Kirk splat Capt. Vincent climbs out of the escape pod and tells Hans Solo that he just ran the kessel run in under 8 parsects(dashing Hans previous record) IP: 209.130.200.185
CptKirkResurrected member posted 10-21-1999 11:22 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Bwahahaha!" laughs Captain Vincent evilly. "I fell on Kirk and now he's dead. Muhahahaha!" Suddenly there's a loud noise and his battered escape pod is raised skyward, lifted by the powerful arms of a muscular Wookie. "Thanks a lot, Chewie," says Kirk, dusting himself off. "Now to take care of Vince, the intergalactic scum that he is." He walks over to the dumbfounded freelance pilot and tosses his phazer to the ground. "Put down your weapon," he tells him, "and let's have it out like real men." Vincent throws down his blaster and enters a boxing stance. With a great many movie-like punches blood sprays from Kirk's head in Mortal Kombat style. He falls to the ground in a pile of his own entrails. With the last of his strength, Kirk moans "You insensitive brute! You don't deserve the title of captain!" He sputters, and coughs out a mouthful of blood. Yet still he continues to taunt. "How dare you mess with a Federation officer! You're on the wrong side of the Force! You make the Borg look good! You make Jar Jar look smart!" "And you are most unattractive," adds C3PO. Vincent throws a stick at the android. It bounces off his metallic body. The pilot raises his foot over Captain Kirk's head and is just about to stomp down hard (didn't we see this in that Resident Evil game?) when there is a flash of light and a big-lipped man in a Starfleet uniform appears. "Now now children, stop fighting," he says in a mocking voice. "Who are you?" asks Vincent? "I was just about to ask the same thing," wails a mangled Kirk. "Q," says a voice with a French accent behind everyone. "Oh Picard, you do spoil these moments," says the man, turning. "Yes, I am Q, sent to you by the Q Continuum to bring peace and justice to all the universe, yadda yadda yadda..." He rolls his eyes. "I refuse to believe that you're here to help us," says Picard. "I refuse to believe that you appeared out of thin air!" muses Vincent, looking around for trap doors. "I refuse to believe that..." says Kirk in a faint voice, then trails off. He's dead. "Oh well, I suppose I ought to save this wretched human," says Q, and with a quick wave of his hand a fully normal Kirk appears in a flash of light. Vincent's jaw drops. He glances at blood-free Kirk, then all-powerful Q, then finally at shiny-topped Picard. "Who are these people?" he asks in a high-pitched voice. Before anyone can answer, he jumps in the Millennium Falcon and frantically flies away, across the Kessel Run in only 5 parsecs, decimating the previous record. Grimly Yoda says, "A powerful motivator, fear is." Everyone nods. "Glad to get rid of that guy. What a pest. Now what?" asks Kirk. "Well, I'm supposed to help you beat this "black side" or whatever you call it," says Q. "Dark Side," corrects Luke. "Whatever," says Q. "Technical humans... So glad I'm not mortal... Anyway, whatever you need I'm supposed to give you. So let's get it over with." "Well, he need a ship," says Han Solo. "That jerk Vincent stole my Falcon." "Say no more," says Q, waving his hand. There before our group of heros appears a UE Cruiser, filled to the max with neutron turrets, phaze turrets, turreted rockets, needle missles, UE Fighters, and yes, even forklifts. "Is that all, Q?" asks Picard. "I'd expect more from you." "Well, if you insist," says Q, producing one of those ships for each person present. Everyone is very impressed. Q yawns. "Hmm, if we could only have some escorts..." begins Han Solo. "I'm ahead of you," says Q, and instantly there appears an entire army of 20,000 cyclops giants led by the warrior princess herself, Xena. Everyone looks puzzled. "Interesting, that is," mutters Yoda, "but to what use is it?" "Right," says Q, and they all vanish. "Um, could we keep Xena?" asks Luke hopefully. "Oh, the things I do to please inferior races," says Q, but brings her back. Luke looks very satisfied. "Okay, we're all here and happy," says Kirk, growing restless. "We each have a satisfactory spacecraft and ample weapons. In our group are two Starfleet captains, an experienced pilot, two jedi, an all-powerful... being... and a warrior princess. We're all happy! Now let's go kick some Sith Lord butt!" There is a great cheer and the group board their shiny red vessels, ready for an interesting battle. TO BE CONTINUED IP: 152.202.56.128
LoneIgadzra member posted 10-23-1999 09:29 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Oh, but I do wish I had the skills to continue... -TK-421 IP: 209.222.98.15
Glorfindel member posted 10-25-1999 07:45 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Cpt. Kirk boards his ship, only to find billions of giant cockroaches pouring out, and gets instantly slaughtered. A high-pitched voice is heard, "Mwahahahahaha, now my cockroach minions shall destroy you all!!!!!!!!". There is a blinding flash of light, and a strange glowing portal of light is seen... "Not so fast", an omnipotent sounding voice is heard, "I have destroyed you once, and i shall do it again!" suddenly, there is another blinding flash and thousands of hobbits wearing camo spring out of nowhere, and banish the cockroaches into the Universe of Eternal Spam and Cheese!!! Kirk shouts "WHAT THE IS GOING ON???" The Omnipotent ball of light speaks again, "Those cockroaches came from the year 2173, after World War III was fought and th whole human race was blown to smithereens or mutated by the radiation. The cockroaches were mutated, and became sentient, striving to overcome the world. Luckily, they were stopped by the last remnants of mankind, who came pouring out of the mountains and attacked the cockroaches using geurilla warfare-" the omnipotent ball of light is interrupted by Yoda, "You mean those aren't Hobbits? they must be hobbits, Frodo is my favorite character in the Lord of the Rings!!" The OBL (Omnipotent Ball of Light) turns Yoda into a hobbit and shouts "NEVER INTERRUPT ME AGAIN!!!!!!" Q then turns to the OBL and screams, "YOU DARE TO TURN YODA INTO A HOBBIT?!?!?!?"The OBL promptly turns Q into a hobbit wearing a starfleet costume, and sends him to be tortured in the Universe of Eternal Spam and Cheese. Fortunately for Q, however, a larger OBL appears and says, "Timmy, you have gone beyond your limit, and you must be punished." Timmy dwindles smaller and smaller, screaming, "I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!!" Yoda is turned back into a Yoda and returns Q to the continuum, and they all live happily ever after. (Except for Timmy and the cockroaches, who are being force fed Spam and Cheese sandwiches forever) IP: 208.247.89.21
CptKirkResurrected member posted 10-27-1999 12:00 AM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Right," says Kirk, "that was weird. So, um, what about the Dark Side?" "Fight them we must," says Yoda, feeling his ears and nodding at their normal size. He looks glad that he's not a Hobbit anymore. Suddenly there's a flash of light, and a Hobbit appears. "Q!" exclaims Picard. "Q?" asks Luke, puzzled. "Yes, it's me," says the Hobbit. "I must admit, that OBL has good taste." he says, looking at himself. "You don't mean -" begins Picard. "Yes, I think I'll be staying in this form. It's much more comfortable." "Alright then," says Kirk, growing impatient, "let's go!" "Hold on," says Q. "I have to do something first." He disappears and reappears, covered with Spam and cheese. Next to him also appears the previously mentioned OBL. "Now Timmy, do you promise to be a good boy?" asks Q. "I promise," mumbles Timmy, shuffling his feet - er, rays of light. "I thought you puny mortals might need a little more all-powerful assistance," explains Q, rolling his eyes. "This is Timmy, a friend of mine from school." "Friend?" scowls Timmy. "Yeah right." "Remember your promise," says Q, and Timmy grumbles. "Okay," says Han Solo, "I think I almost understand. But what was all that stuff about Earth being blown apart in 2173? It's the 26th century, and last time I checked it's still there and fully intact." "Well, it was blown apart," says Q. "But..." prompts Han. "But, I fixed it," says Q, and Han shuts up. "Now let's go!" And they do. IP: 171.215.175.102
LoneIgadzra member posted 10-27-1999 08:25 AM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Just out of curiousity, how is Han Solo so familiar with Earth all of a sudden?
- TK-421 IP: 209.222.98.82
CptKirkResurrected member posted 10-27-1999 04:55 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ How did Han Solo know about Earth, you ask? Well, um... Leia told him. Yeah, that's it. And she, uh, learned from Luke. And of course, he used the Force. It all ties together in the end, LoneIgadzra. Trust me. There's really no need to question the logic here. It just... works. IP: 152.169.10.200
Squid Fizzy member posted 10-28-1999 08:25 AM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Almighty Squid was planning a comeback, but he just decides to go off and play in a warp pocket instead. But he will monitor you vigilantly. IP: 212.7.128.226
Fuzz Bucket member posted 10-29-1999 06:20 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Then a gigantic bucket appears and proceeds to dump 9,000,000 kilatons of green fuzz on timmy who immediately begins thashing about wildly and for some uknown reason turns into a piece of roast beef wich Xena proceeds to eat (after smelling the beef she dug a tunnel into the mountain of Fuzz). -The bringer of totaly strange and weird stuff (This message has been edited by Fuzz Bucket (edited 10-30-99).) IP: 206.163.181.151
LoneIgadzra member posted 10-30-1999 05:00 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Okay... That was wierd - TK-421 IP: 209.222.98.192
Squid Fizzy member posted 11-01-1999 06:01 AM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Too weird to be a lie. It must be true. IP: 212.7.128.226
putzomag member posted 11-04-1999 11:27 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ what a bunch of whacked people. ares to a star wars + star trek + the hobbit (two t's?) + whatever other sci-fi discussion. don't you people have jobs or a life? no, wait, i forgot. most of this board's posters are still in public school. damn i feel old. IP: 38.11.215.139
Squid Fizzy member posted 11-05-1999 07:33 AM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sure. Public school. Insult me again, will ya? And hobbit with one "t" and two "b"s is correct. IP: 212.7.128.225
Fuzz Bucket member posted 11-05-1999 10:56 AM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ after eating Timmy, Xena and the rest of the crew board their ship and take off. after flying for about 20 minutes a borg sphere appears and opens fire. As luke runs to man a laser turret he trips over a cable and smashes his face into a cream pie that mysteriously apeared, their ship seems doomed, but then a maursion collosus appears and completely destroys the borg vessel. Then it uses its transworp core (stolen from the borg) to hyper off to the beta quadrent and illegaly download "Ferazel's Wand" from the ambrosia ftp site. IP: 206.163.181.150
putzomag member posted 11-06-1999 10:27 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ my humblest apologies to mr squid fizzy for that lowblow remark about pubilc schools. i am a public school grad. little pissant high school called middle park in granby, colorado. IP: 38.11.215.254
DataSpot member posted 11-06-1999 11:32 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hey! I should have noticed earlier: I'm from Colorado too . To make the story even wierder: Luke Skywalker suddenly walks into Evil Bill. Now Luke is infected with evilness. Luke infects Q(from james bond) and Q creates and unleases a epidemic that makes everybody evil. Everybody in all of the universes create evil thingamajiggabobbers and they destroy the each and every universe. This time there are no ressurections, or superheroes. Everybodys DEAD! Period! End of story! Go talk to Cap'n Kirk Ressurected's post. Make stuff there! It was a good time writing all that fun stuff wasn't it? Bye! IP: 38.31.6.138
Fuzz Bucket member posted 11-07-1999 11:07 AM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ But then a new species evolves (they evolved from the evil virus), The Scavengers, who look like this: and carry large buckets of fuzz and proceed to eat everithing in the universe which tears the space time continuim to shreds and the whole universe implodes and becomes a giant black hole. IP: 206.163.181.173
Croikle member posted 11-08-1999 08:44 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Then Q's superiors decide to punish the Scavengers. They temporarily reverse the gravity conflux around the black hole and everything comes spewing out. The Scavengers are destroyed but the Borg come back, after making an alliance with the Daleks. They go rampaging around time messing everything up. Luke now does not run into Evil Bill and get infected. Now Luke, Xena, and everyone go off and try to destroy the Empire. They find out that the Borg and the Daleks are helping the Empire and they almost get destroyed. Then the Empire's new hero, a Borg Sith with Dalek technology comes in his Voinian Ultra Dreadnought and boards the ships. He catches Han and Capt. Vincent and assimilates them. Just in time Q appears and destroys the hero and also turns Han and Vincent into humans. Now the humans replicate the Dalek armor and outfit their ships. They totally destroy the Empire and disable 5/6 of the Borg ships. Everyone flies off somewhere and is happy...for a short time..... IP: 199.120.185.144
Fuzz Bucket member posted 11-08-1999 09:33 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ then because of eating Timmy Xena morphs into pikachu who blasts a transworp coil with electricity which creates an inter-dimensional worm hole that thosands of the aliens from EV come thru. Who begin destroying every thing that they encounter... -To be Continued- IP: 206.163.181.158
LoneIgadzra member posted 11-09-1999 03:59 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ What a wonderful finale sniff. I really liked the Pikachu thing. (major ROTFL.) - TK-421 IP: 209.222.98.173
nobody member posted 11-09-1999 07:32 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Then, due to the overuse of warp cores, antimatter, wormholes, and pokemon, the universes start to disalign, causing the charactors to shimmer and fade from their companions sight. According to the theroy of relativity, the universes can not be realigned. However, a strange verion of the wormhole, the energy portal, can be created. This can be used to send energy, but not matter, to different universes. But, since Einstein did not anticipate the presence of the Bose-Einstein Condensate, due to the fact that all of the atoms are in the same quantium-mechanical state, any matter that is in the state of a Bose-Einstein condensate can pass through an energy portal. How's that for a change of plot? IP: 216.103.215.112
Fuzz Bucket member posted 11-09-1999 09:13 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Which means this universe is screwed so we should go start a new in "cpt.KirkRessurected's" thread "ares - Eevoe". (This message has been edited by Fuzz Bucket (edited 11-09-99).) IP: 206.163.181.145
Fuzz Bucket member posted 11-09-1999 10:49 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ But Wait after reading "nobody's" post again I've realized this universe isn't doomed, all we have to do is: Put a galaxy or two in a state of Bose-Einstein condensate and transfer them thru the energy portal then turn them back into normal matter and we have a new universe.
IP: 206.163.181.136
Croikle member posted 11-12-1999 02:33 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ But how are we going to get enough energy (or a large enough lab) to transform 3 galaxies into condensate? I wouldn't want to be in one of them when it happens. Of course! Q can do ALMOST anything. IF we can persuade him to help us we can do it. He may have appeared here as many times as he wants to. IP: 159.28.230.12
Squid Fizzy member posted 11-15-1999 08:31 AM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ And what is it that Q CAN'T do? IP: 212.7.128.227
austin smith member posted 11-29-1999 01:46 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Never mind Q, lets save the universe. In a different galaxy, a fleet of heavily armed UE ships led by captain Austin Smith blast off, and are sucked into a wormhole. Evil Bill is busy infecting EVO and porting it to Windows, and an infected Luke Skywalker is trying to crack the EVO password to steal a copy of EVO. They notice the UE ships and Bill pushes the Start button on his windows computer. Strange noises echo through space (which is strange since nothing can be heard in space.) And sewer gas visibly rises up. But, Bill gets a taste of his own medicine. He made Windows so slow and buggy that his computer EXPLODES! The crowd cheers and congragulates their leader for destroying the main computer, but captain Smith is Skeptical. He realizes that it might have been a backup computer, and that the main one may be trying all the possible passwords out, or ilegally porting Ambrosia's products to Windows. Unfortunatley, Andrew Welch is infected. Will Microsoft Succeed and port all Ambrosia games to Windows? Will Andrew Welch Get better, or infect everyone else? Wait and find out, or just make it happen. IP: 206.191.234.110
Ankh Starrunner member posted 11-29-1999 02:03 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hmm - Q can't:
Yorick member posted 11-29-1999 07:13 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Not that Q-the Q from 007. -Yorick IP: 169.132.20.153
austin smith member posted 12-01-1999 01:57 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ I forgot to mention that the UE fleet went back in time when they went through the wormhole. Continued from part 1 Luke Skywalker finnaly cracks the code for EVO, and immediatly starts playing. Evil Bill screams "NO! Wait for the Windows port to be done!!!" As he plays Skywalker loses evilness, until he feels so guilty for stealing EVO, he throws his wallet to commander Smith, after which he Emails his his registration to Ambrosia and registers online. Luke invites his allies to play, and they lose their evilness. But, Evil Bill finishes porting EVO to Windows. Andrew Welch is still in his evil state. Bill commands him to use the rotten Windows port of EVO. But, unknown to Bill, commander Smith has his men fire away at the HAL 21000. It blows up, and Windows 876432 reqires at least 6,000,000,000,000, Gigahertz, which only the main computer is capable of. The EVO port is now only capable of running in text, and there are only two governments, with one ship each. The game is getting more and more boring, so Andrew Welch regains the good in him. But, commander Smith's fleet is still stuck in a star wars universe. Will he get back safely? To be concluded. p.s. Sorry I'm so late in responding, My mom made me not use the computer yesterday |(. IP: 206.191.234.125
austin smith member posted 12-04-1999 09:11 AM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Or not to be concluded if nobody is interested... (I feel so insignificant ) IP: 206.191.234.107
austin smith member posted 12-05-1999 04:12 PM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Oh, boy. Sniff! Sob! Moan! Goodbye p.s. Waaaahhhhh!!!! Booooo Hoooooo! Waaaahhh!!!!!!! IP: 206.191.234.130
Ankh Starrunner member posted 12-06-1999 09:10 AM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ So... you leave sounding sooo sad and then try to impress everyone with a great comeback? What's next? You'll come back as your brother after the 'real' you has committed suicide because we're so evil and mean? Oh well. Don't care about me, I'm just feeling a little bit cynical today... "It's not an austin smith, it's some sort of a mechanic sulking machine" Ankh Starrunner, the Diamond Blaster IP: 130.233.221.8
austin smith member posted 12-06-1999 10:21 AM ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Well, I was sad because nobody wants to hear this, but, oh well. Maybe some alien will land on planet Earth after all humans are destroyed and find it and say "That was a heck of a good story." So, whether I'm wasting time or not, HERE GOES! Continued (This is short.) Then, since Bill had made the Windoze port ov EVO complicated enough to control more galaxies, it had all of it in it's memory. BUT, it only could run Earth, because it didn't have the nescassary 786,487,645,563,543,645 gigahertz (I know it was different before) it could only process Earth. Then, they hooked up there G534 in a network with PC/Mac networking software, and the G534 processed another wormhole, and the PC port of EVO landed them right on Earth, right before the processor overloaded and blasted Andrew to a universe called Rochester. Austin Smith recieved an award of 4768M credits, which he shared equally with his stuffed monkeys. (I'm making a plug-in about that...) TTT H H EEE EEE N N DDD T HHH EE EE NN N D D T H H EEE EEE N N DDD IP: 206.191.234.120
(This message has been edited by moderator (edited 04-24-2000).)
Very good!! Well even though this prob. already has more, I wanna tack on some.
The universe blows up somehow (maybe the Pentiem 999394354322111 overheated) but there are about 6 things left in the universe. 1. A starfleet lab with a G436 in it that has been studying the universe and projected a molucular sheild around itself (it absorbs energy) 2. About 4 Star Wars 'Vipers?' with molucular sheilds 3. All the people that were in transport (aka Star Trek transporter) and were in another dimention.
So all the humans are suffocating,BUT THEN 'dundundundaa music here' using about 0.00000000045 of the energy it got, the G436 puts a molucular sheild around the universe. It pumps it with air. Then, it recreates the universe, using sensor data and guesses (Some things it didn't scan well enough and are holograms). Coca-cola has a vitamin pill's worth of vitamons. Blaze cannons are mixed with phazors. A Miranu heavy freighter fleet filled with explosives hits Voinia. Voyager is brought home. DS9 starts going again. Bill Gates likes popcorn and eats it ALL DAY!!! Petiums overheat.
To be continued DN DN DN DAAAAAAAA!!
------------------ Max B-H Current plug-in project: Arena Plus