Bombastic's Night Club

This is a bar. Everyone is welcome here. Thursdays are tournament nights. I am the Bartender and employ the help of a high chair to reach the booze and stuff. The following positions are open:
Janitor
Poop-smith
Bouncer
assistant Bartender
Security Guard

The following are filled:
Dancing fox: Anklebiter

Just pull up a chair and enjoy yourselves.

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Nerds of the world unite!,
Or even better, don't.

  • Evmeister, a small 2 foot tall bipedal bunny, looks around his empty bar and fixes himself a beer and awaits the streams of customers about to come.*

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Nerds of the world unite!,
Or even better, don't.

Evmeister taps his foot

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Nerds of the world unite!,
Or even better, don't.

Patience will be rewarded.
I'll be bouncer and bathroom attendant.

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Originally posted by Evmeister:
**The following are filled:
Dancing fox: anklebiter
**

Heh... I got promoted!

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With a name like anklebiter, just what did you expect? I am the fox, let my talk will thrill you, when you get to know me, my smile will chill you. (url="http://"http://www.foxchange.com/~matt/anklecam/")anklebiter's web cam(/url) (url="http://"http://www.foxchange.com/~matt/pics/012thousandthpost.jpg") 1000th post (/url)
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What's a poop-smith?

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Originally posted by dude3:
**What's a poop-smith?

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You. You're the poop-smith.

I'm the town drunk.

Number279 sits down and orders a bucket of Sam Adams, while harassing the cute waitress walking by.

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Originally posted by Number279:
**You. You're the poop-smith.

I'm the town drunk.

Number279 sits down and orders a bucket of Sam Adams, while harassing the cute waitress walking by.

**

You sicko! Ioni is only 9 years old! And she is a robot!

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With a name like anklebiter, just what did you expect? I am the fox, let my talk will thrill you, when you get to know me, my smile will chill you. (url="http://"http://www.foxchange.com/~matt/anklecam/")anklebiter's web cam(/url) (url="http://"http://www.foxchange.com/~matt/pics/012thousandthpost.jpg") 1000th post (/url)
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Too bad there's no security yet...

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Evmeister looks around, searching for anyone to be a security guard, but, finding no-one, serves Number279 his 7th keg

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Originally posted by Evmeister:
**Evmeister looks around, searching for anyone to be a security guard, but, finding no-one, serves Number279 his 7th keg

**

Number279 looks up from the keg and volunteers to be the drunk security gaurd.

"I'm being security gfaurd... okai? I'm not half as think as you drunk I am..."

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Originally posted by Number279:
**Number279 looks up from the keg and volunteers to be the drunk security gaurd.

"I'm being security gfaurd... okai? I'm not half as think as you drunk I am..."

**

Hmmph! He gets all the fun.

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Wahhhh, dih ogmtimg halmpen? Ji wasch asneep....

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Originally posted by The Journalist:
**Wahhhh, dih ogmtimg halmpen? Ji wasch asneep....

**

Right........

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With a name like anklebiter, just what did you expect? I am the fox, let my talk will thrill you, when you get to know me, my smile will chill you. (url="http://"http://www.foxchange.com/~matt/anklecam/")anklebiter's web cam(/url) (url="http://"http://www.foxchange.com/~matt/pics/012thousandthpost.jpg") 1000th post (/url)
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Yeeeshhhh, I schlave hamve mallllny dinmkz. eeuuuuugghhhh...........

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"Anklebiter has been made the new security guard. Now, as your first course of action, 'help' this guy out."

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Nerds of the world unite!,
Or even better, don't.

Helplllpp? whhattt doeszzz thaadntnt meeanaeay?

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"I am not a nerd. I am a geek"

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Originally posted by The Journalist:
**Helplllpp? whhattt doeszzz thaadntnt meeanaeay?

**

swats

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I am the fox, let my talk will thrill you, when you get to know me, my smile will chill you. With a name like anklebiter, just what did you expect? (url="http://"http://www.foxchange.com/~matt/anklecam/")web cam(/url)

ow

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"I am not a nerd. I am a geek"

Let's just put him in a closet or something...

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Or even better, don't.