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Please report to Briefing Room
Due to an infestation of zerbilites, the Engineering Dept. is closed until further notice.
Please report to the Briefing Room for debriefing, decontamination, and hot cocoa.
Have a nice day.
Fools! We must organize a counter strike!
Hmm. Nah, I want cocoa.