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OV walks out of the bathroom. "sorry"
OV pass's out
fun life eh?
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Shrout1 addresses a lunatic; I am not Dik Clark, I am not Dik Clark! Why is his first name a profanity! Lunatic - "Are you Di*k Clark?"
(This actually happened to me once - and I do know the second meaning for his name)
------------------ Shrout1
Puts on clown suit
"Hey, I kinda like it! Fits my personality, eh?"
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So what did you all get here in? I like my Obish escort, and would've used my heavy escort, except that it's not original to the game. I guess I lean a little towards Audemedon cruisers too, gotta love em, but I didn't want to scare anyone by showing up in an Audemedon ship. So, what's your favorite ship?
Suddenly everone in the bar ducks. The roaring thunder of two human carriers come screaming down from space. The bar is nearly riped in half by the noise, then all is silent. Someone stands up and says "we need to make a law banning that kind of entry".
Then the door to the bar opens. Skyfox walks in "hi guys", bartender, got any Pepsi?
------------------ Truth is a double edged sword, with it the ignorant newbie is beaten, with it your mistakes are exposed.
"Why, you've just commited the most sinful deed in the entire galaxy! The evil roach juice empire, also known as pepsi (which does not deserve to be capitalized), is a proud supporter of the Cantharan Order. You are accused of high treason!"
Ishiman guards carry Skyfox off to a local jail, and make him drink Dr. Pepper
Shrout1 makes a big noise!
Then a squad of 10 canthrean troops burst into the bar. They hold skyblade at gunpoint and force him to tell them where skyfox is. They quickly leave for the the correct jail.
The unsupecting jail guards guards were quicly overpowered. The canthreans walked towards the cell where skyfox is kept, they find him being forced to drink dr peppers by two guards. The canthrean troop guickly use their stunguns to disable the guards.
Skyfox breaths a sigh of releaf. "Thanks guys"! The canthrean troop take off their masks and suits, to reveal that they are humans, not canthreans. "Now onward to destroy every Dr. Pepper in the galaxy!"
Naa, barkeeper, just plane water and a big mac. ------------------ Truth is a double edged sword, with it the ignorant newbie is beaten, with it your mistakes are exposed.
(This message has been edited by Skyfox (edited 12-15-2001).)
Plane water? Man, better hope it isn't from one of those babies that just returned from a long-distance flight. That water gets pretty stale really fast, not to mention it makes your teeth blue.
------------------ "I'm a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me."
Hey, ya never know what some people are into. He DOES drink pepsi after all.
------------------ Madness takes it's toll; Please have exact change.
Skyblade, you FOOL! You have gievn him the honor of drinking DP!! NOOOOOOOOOOO! What were you THINKING! Spamo: Yes, we have toast. How many slices?
------------------ If you're not part of the solution, You're part of the precipitate.
64 slices of dry white toast...gulp 63 slices....gulp 62 slices....gulp *much later&
two...slices....gulp One...slice......gulp
Oh yeah, we're toasted. Nice and toasted.
Makes another big noise and drinks a Dr. Pepper
A ;arge and bad;y abused human gunship tumbles out of the sky and crashes heavily on the tarmack outside. Several emergency hatches blast outwards, and thirty-odd crew members scramble out. They congregate about a hundred yards away, watching nervously. Suddenly, a man in a worn bomber jacket, dark mirrored sunglasses holding a badly abused cigar between his teeth dives out of the smoking emergency hatches. He is carrying two large duffel bags. He runs hard as the engineering section of the ship flares out in a plume of plasma. He is knocked to the ground by the blast, but as he stands up, he sees that the blast has taken away most of the rear portion of the ship. He looks at his ship, looks down at the bags, shrugs, and carries them towards the crew. Everyone cheers as they occupy the bar. Captain Pharris adjusts his smouldering cigar, pulls out a large quantity of cash(which doesn't seem to make a dent in the contents) and slaps it on the bar.
"That's a down payment on our tab, which you are going top open right now. Gimme a round of pan galactic gargleblasters for everyone, and point me to the nearest bank."
The crew crowd around, along with everyone else to drink. Captain Pharris watches his bags carefully.
------------------ NEW NAME FOR THE DREADNOUGHT The Hard-Boiled Egg Why? Because she cant be beaten!
OV sits down and watches the madness
Skyblade shoots Skyfox and his ten guards
"Oh well. That was fun."
Drinks Dr. Pepper, and continues to give it to everyone
Yay!!!!! Free DP!!!!!
Pharris: Tarmac? What tarmac? Ohhhh, you mean the bomb rack.... Large Explosionย is heard from outside Hey OV, here's your early Christmas present! A new, untested invention, the mini-DP brewery! it fits inside your pocket, and when you press the green button on the remote control, it goes to a '1x'1 instant DP brewery, that is about the size of a coffee table and can be placed virtually anywhere! it makes 1 gallon of DP every 5 minutes when on. Press the red button on it to shrink it down again. Press the purple button with pink polkadots to give Joveia a wedgie.
Hint: press the PINK button with PURPLE polkadots that is hidden on the back to give El Spamo a wedgie.
Well, Shrout1 decides not to be interesting and turns on his personal cloaking device. He will just watch, wait and be ignored. Of course he might also knock some stuff over and kick some people and spill hot coffee and generally be invisible. First thing he does is run over and press the pink button with purple polka-dots.
Scream in background
Good Lord!! I leave for 2 weeks and they've already got another bar goin'. Man, I've really got to get back on the boards.
Pulls PDA from large belt of gadgets on his waist and makes note.
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