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As of today I am happy to announce that I am starting work on a NEW TC! This TC will add thousands of systems, missions, ships and everything!! It's going to be really great and better than everyone else's because I'm the best at this thing! This will never go vapourware because I'm really commited and will use my free ten minutes a day to make it really good. It'll be out next week and you all should download this 200MB plugin! Go me!
Can someone help me and do the graphics? I also need a mission writer and a programmer!!
Don't critisise please, I will do this! (Oh and it has no name yet since i haven't started on it)
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As of 6:35 am GMT on the 27th of march 2004, this TC has gone vapourware, sorry to anyone who was really looking foward to it :frown:
Wow... That must be a record
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Originally posted by Ephialtes: **As of 6:35 am GMT on the 27th of march 2004, this TC has gone vapourware, sorry to anyone who was really looking foward to it:frown:
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Dude... too bad. It sounded great*
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That sounds too much like a joke.
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Someone apparently forgot some key points on Rates of Reaction and Spontaneity. Simple things do not suddenly become very large, very complex, non-repeating things without a serious amount of A) time, a lot of paper, C) time, D) pressure and temperature, E) three bottles of acetyl-salycilic acid (pick your stength), F) time, and G) a lot of time spent staring at your project.
For those reasons, (Censored by (Censored) for reasons of (Censored)).
Good joke.
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Yup, new TC indeed. TC, in this case, not standing for the usual words.
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I began beleiving in it, but wondered: "Ephialtes... he's not a complete newb, he should know...", then I read on: "free ten minutes a day??!! Next week??!! It must be a joke."
Fortunately, it was, but you broke the record for the fastest TC vaporisation, and as even particularly volatil corpses cannot vaporise that fast, you broke the record for the fastest vaporisation period! Actually, it might have vaporized faster than a minute, but that blasted anti-spam thingy prevents to post more than one reply in the same topic from the same person in the same minute, so we will never know.
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Cute...
What else do I miss around here?
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Doesn't there have to be some work done for it to be considered vaporware? Otherwise, it would just be an idea (or a joke in this case).
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A humorous thread, granted.
It does provide a first-hand look at what happens to just about every publically announced TC, unfortunately...
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Ho! Ephialtes, you almost killed me there I was laughing so hard.
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I beg top differ ZP.
OMG D00D IM CUMING OUT WIT A BRAND NEW TC IT WIL HAVE 10000000 SYSTEMS AND 10000000 MISSIONS AND A BILION SHIP ANMD EVRYTHOING!!!!!!!!
Sorry, my TC is now vaporware. :frown:
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Originally posted by Zacha Pedro: Actually, it might have vaporized faster than a minute, but that blasted anti-spam thingy prevents to post more than one reply in the same topic from the same person in the same minute, so we will never know.
Moderators have no such limit, but unfortunately I'm already working on a TC so I can't start and vaporize another.
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Hello, I'm announcing a New Total Convers-ohh...now it's vapourware. :frown:
Beat ya all!
I'm not annoucing a TC. Well, I thought about it, and was already recruiting people on the Internet, when it went vaporware, even before being annouced (it was to be announced now, in this very post). I just wanted to let you know. Much work has actually been done on the 20 seconds of existence of this TC - I have a big first hand amount of insults and "You're a jerk" reactions from the people I attempted to recruit, and a handful of trashed paper with projected universe maps. However, I decided it would be too difficult to bend this together into a TC. Thanks for your understanding.
P.S.: if you want a good laugh, for those that have not read it, Martin Turner made us laugh in the same vein in these boards, (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum9/HTML/004829.html")here(/url). There are private jokes so private that they can be only put in this place, the EVDC.
Hmmm...maybe someone should announce the vapourware status of their TC before announcing their TC...
Originally posted by UE_Research & Development: **Hmmm...maybe someone should announce the vapourware status of their TC before announcing their TC...
Bad news. My TC went vaporware.
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I just relized something, Mrxak beat you all. He said he couldn't anounce and vaporize a TC because he was already working on one. By saying that he vaporized a TC before it even started. Now thats an achivment.
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My TC went vaporware.
OMG D00D IM CUMIN OUT WIT A HUUUUUUUGE TC ANDD ITWILL HJAVE 1000000000000000000000 MISIONS AND SHIUPS AND EBERYTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!111!!!!1!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!