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As everyone progresses along, a Zachit Dreadnaught moves into the docking bay and out come the Zachit Leader, named Kirk. Kirk walks briskly to the bar, and yells, "Drinks are on the house for the next hour!" and he put his hand in his pocket and gives the bartender 250,000 dollars to go home.
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Originally posted by kauthor: **As everyone progresses along, a Zachit Dreadnaught moves into the docking bay and out come the Zachit Leader, named Kirk. Kirk walks briskly to the bar, and yells, "Drinks are on the house for the next hour!" and he put his hand in his pocket and gives the bartender 250,000 dollars to go home.
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You're going to need more than that to supply us all with drinks. pp starts ringing up a tab. After a whole lot of drinking, pp begins to wonder where the bathroom is...
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Originally posted by phantompenguin: **:) You're going to need more than that to supply us all with drinks. pp starts ringing up a tab. After a whole lot of drinking, pp begins to wonder where the bathroom is...
Cresent hands pp the "Save Penguins from Vanilla Coke Fanatics" can, and just because drinks are on the house, ignores the Vanilla Coke for once.
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Trugati cleans the can and the credit chip throughly with alcohol and takes back the credits. Then she bonks Cresent on the head with it and hustles pp off to the acid pit.
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Originally posted by Trugati: **Trugati cleans the can and the credit chip throughly with alcohol and takes back the credits. Then she bonks Cresent on the head with it and hustles pp off to the acid pit.
Trugati picks up pp and begins to rush towards the acid pit when a gooey liquid slowly crawls down her neck. Taking a bit of it on her finger, she examines it... Yellow. She tastes some and suddenly collapses to the ground, continually twitching. pp runs off to get a few more drinks. Yes, I realize who utterly disgusting that was
But alas, pp had not realized the fact that she was holding him at arm's length. Awaking from his too short fantasizing, he finds himself hurtling down into the pit.
Cresent recovers from being hit on the head with a can, and, seeing Trugati so close to the acid pit after throwing pp in, pushes her in after pp. Cresent yells for a janitor to come and clean up the stinky yellow stuff pp left on the floor on the way to the acid pit.
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Personally ignoring the drunk people, cooldude presses cyber-ear-muffs to soothe his ears. After drinking his 14545374th ale, he starts jumping around the bar to encrust himself.
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After consuming his 353658747th drink, DY starts thinking irrationaly. Wondering what's p.p.'s middle name, if his Zachit Crusier will still fly if it drank as much as he did, thinking Cap'n Hector's on his back, if someone's in one of the Albatross's imposibble-to-breach-rooms, and why there's 327 million credits in his pocket.
_4
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Cresent gets annoyed with DY4's irrational thinking and throws him in the acid pit. Once for every irrational thought that entered his mind.
Trugati sneaks the credit chip from his pocket in the confusion and splits it with pp and Cresent.
Cresent decides throwing people in the acid pit must be profitable, so she throws Cooldude in.
Originally posted by Cooldude: **Personally ignoring the drunk people, cooldude presses cyber-ear-muffs to soothe his ears. After drinking his 14545374th ale, he starts jumping around the bar to encrust himself.
Dammit! He's back! pp goes back to his lowly bartender position and raises the security cameras and weapons system. By the way, anyone notice that D is gone again?
Originally posted by phantompenguin: **! pp goes back to his lowly bartender position and raises the security cameras and weapons system. By the way, anyone notice that D is gone again?
D where'd ya go?
Cresent reprograms pp's security system to be anti-penguin, just for kicks.
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Originally posted by Cresent: **Cresent gets annoyed with DY4's irrational thinking and throws him in the acid pit. Once for every irrational thought that entered his mind.
After being thrown in the acid pit 100,000,000 times _4 heads straight for the Big Hot Place and never comes back again. But, by poplular demand, he comes back, sober, for once, except for run-on sentences.
Trugati throws him into the acid one more time and pulls out a calculator.
Cresent grabs a Vanilla Coke and wonders what Trugati is doing with a calculator.
Nebula looks at the calculator.--- Which looks more like a portable mind idea taker machine.
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Originally posted by Nebula Roamer: **Nebula looks at the calculator.--- Which looks more like a portable mind idea taker machine.
... I really didn't understand that post. Angered, pp takes Nebula Roamer and tosses her into the acid pit. And the crowd goes wild!
Originally posted by Cresent: ** Cresent reprograms pp's security system to be anti-penguin, just for kicks. **
The securty system shoots pp until he is in tiny pieces and throws the pieces in the acid pit.