The Albatross

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Originally posted by phantompenguin:
**"Hahaha, feet!... by the way, where's Trugati? And i remember Luke posting here once... (than again, he's been missing from the Boozaramma for a while, too), and whatever happened to our beloved D?

**

Cresent wonders too...for about three seconds. She shrugs gets a Vanilla Coke(what else?)
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-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.

(This message has been edited by Cresent (edited 04-03-2003).)

Cresent now has a huge bill from all the Vanilla Cokes she has drunk. She is unable to pay, so pp makes so that Cresent isn't allowed to have anymore Vanilla Coke.

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One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

(This message has been edited by Frodo101 (edited 04-04-2003).)

Ummm..Frodo?? I already bought the Vanilla Coke. With D's credit card, yes, but it's paid for.

Cresent throws Frodo in the acid pit, and makes fun of him for being short.

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-Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.

"Yeah... you to can go ahead and argue mindlessly summore... I'll just be over here...," pp gets up and walks a few dozen yards away. "Waaay over here." pp than watches Cresent and Frodo argue over things of the least importance on a tiny T.V screen.

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Frodo throws Cresent into the acid pit for calling Frodo short.

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One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

Draco walks in, sits down, stands up, shoots the hinges of the door, and leaves. Just as he always has.

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I w ill n o t t r y s tealing any minds h ere, i n this post, by p lanting any subli m inal messag e s.

"My... my... my door! How DARE you?!" D wakes up from his near-endless slumber and chases furiously after Draco.

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"I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away."

Cresent sells tickets to watch D beat up Draco.

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-Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.

Frodo eagerly buys some tickets from Cresent.

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One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

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Originally posted by Frodo101:
**Frodo eagerly buys some tickets from Cresent.

**

pp gets some free tickets from a bald guy who's constantly bouncing up and down. When asked about the tickets, pp nervously glances around, before running around.

Nice to see you back D. pp, to ensure that D doesn't leave again, ties him to a pig. The pig runs away... crap. Well, that didn't quite work out the way it was supposed to. pp decides to check his ntoes and goes over an elaborate pig-snout-filled scheme, which ends with... pp hanging over the acid... pit.......... crap.

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A man walks in wearing nothing but UE pilot's boots and UE pilot's vest. He sits down and wonders why everyone is looking at him.

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what's this? i was just fighting a 'fed cruiser in Tau Ceti and now what the hell happened? i'm in this "Eltor" System... damn wormholes

Immediately, Cresent announces that she is going to check how much Vanilla Coke is in storage, and leaves as fast as she can, hoping pp or D will do something.

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Welcome to the Boards Mikhailovich!!!!

-Cresent

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-Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.

mikhailovich looks around for the nearest azdgari and fires a few mass driver slugs into him from his cleaver wrist mound pistol melded to his bone by his zidagar coscriptors for this deadly purpose - to come to the albatross and rid the place of azdgari

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what's this? i was just fighting a 'fed cruiser in Tau Ceti and now what the hell happened? i'm in this "Eltor" System... damn wormholes

pp, are there any Azdgari here?

Cresent is still hiding in the back room, but has now stopped counting and started drinking the Vanilla Coke.

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-Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.

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Originally posted by Cresent:
**Ummm..Frodo?? I already bought the Vanilla Coke. With D's credit card, yes, but it's paid for.
**

"Hey D, are you just going to let Cresent use your credit card?" asks Frodo.

Then Frodo goes crazy from hearing Vanilla Coke so many times and jumps into the acid pit.

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One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

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Originally posted by Cresent:
**pp, are there any Azdgari here?

Cresent is still hiding in the back room, but has now stopped counting and started drinking the Vanilla Coke.

**

Upon hearing the word 'Azdgari,' pp screams, 'THERE ARE NO ROACHES IN THE BAR!' He then proceeds to coiling up into a ball, rolling back and forth, muttering the words, "the pinnapple will go away... go... a-... repeat."

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Cresent finds a few pineapples and chucks them at pp.

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-Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.

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Originally posted by Cresent:
**Cresent finds a few pineapples and chucks them at pp.

**

Blasted kids! Stay off my lawn!

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Mikhailovich finds a few pommegranites and other various fruits and joins in the slaughter of the penguin

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what's this? i was just fighting a 'fed cruiser in Tau Ceti and now what the hell happened? i'm in this "Eltor" System... damn wormholes

Cresent whacks pp over the head with a cucumber.

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-Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.