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See? It's working!! The classifiedness is not working thanks to me!! Muwhahahahaahahahahaah!!!!!!
------------------ All hell that ends well -Me Are you accusing me of planting the bomb in that building that I put a bomb in??? -Me (url="http://"http://www.weebl.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/b3ta/pie.html")Weebl and Bob(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.liquid2k.com/ethan_sucks/quiz6/pumpkin.jpg") Pumpkin Puke(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.magleague.com")MaG League- Overrider(/url) The Underdogs Smiles:(url="http://"http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/gallery.htm")Underdog Smiles(/url)
Mazca flies past, pausing at the bar. He throws fifty cubic yards of spam cubes through the door, then takes off and leaves again, never to be seen again.
------------------ (url="http://"http://www.mazca.com/")Mazca(/url) , Moderator, EV Developer's Corner The sub-l33t pop-pop player (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=9&SUBMIT;=Go")EV Developer's Corner(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/vftp/show.pl?product=evn&category;=utilities&display;=date&file;=NovaTools.sit")NovaTools(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=29&SUBMIT;=Go")EV Development FAQs(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.com")Obligatory EVula Link(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum9/HTML/003196.html")Plugin Recruitment list(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum9/HTML/003091.html")Plugin Beta-tester list(/url)
Bwahahahaha!
Shrout1 again accesses his black-hole storage unit. The time-space hole opens again and sucks in all the spam! The floor is still slightly wet and spam-smelling however.
------------------ "You will find that your device is highly non-functional...." - Bad Guy (url="http://"http://www.evula.com")Your Cursor is getting heavy.... You feel it coming to this link....(/url) (url="http://"http://www.shrout1.freewebsites.com")My Webpage!(/url)
"Noo!!! My spam!" OV yells as he dives for the black hole. "Uh-oh" he says as he gets sucked in to the vortex of doom
"Oy yoy yoy yoy" Shrout1 mutters to himself as he watches OV plunge into his storage unit. "He always does this.... especially when spam is involved..."
Shrout1 reactivated the holographic display and taps on a few buttons again. There is a 3-dimensional computer wireframe of OV floating right above the display. Shrout1 thinks to himself... "Should I, really?" but abandons the train of thought before it can become de-railed. He hits the extract button. The rip opens up again and deposits another clown "Darnit!" Shrout1 yells and bangs the control against his palm. OV promptly falls out and hits the floor, stunned, and with spam all over his mouth and hands. "You ate all the spam! You Fool!" Shrout1 yells. OV sits, smiles and then passes out from Spam overdose.
Shrout1 attempts to refrain from posting... but is unable to do so...
------------------ "You will find that your device is highly non-functional...." - Bad Guy (url="http://"http://www.evula.com")Your Cursor is getting heavy.... You feel it coming to this link...(/url)(url="http://"http://janus.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/").(/url) (url="http://"http://www.shrout1.freewebsites.com")My Webpage!(/url)
Ho-Huh! Suddenly, a masked figure runs into the bar and posts... all the members try to figure out who it could be...
OV sets up mass doses of weapons around the door and when the poster comes back he finds himself on the ground with no legs and no head
"Come back here and fight you pansy! I'll bite your legs off!" Tee-hee, Tee-hee :D.
------------------ "You will find that your device is highly non-functional...." - Bad Guy (url="http://"http://www.evula.com")Your Cursor is getting heavy.... You feel it coming to this link..(/url)(url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webcam/").(/url)(url="http://"http://janus.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/").(/url) (url="http://"http://www.shrout1.freewebsites.com")My Webpage!(/url)
The mystery postee comes in again - cloaked this time. He walks right past OV and POSTS!
OV sets up a Spamfield at the entrance to the door. Now if anyone goes through they vaporize, if they're spamming of course.
Shrout1 starts throwing chunks of spam at the Spamfield and watches them disintegrate away with a fizzle. Wheeee!
Gyro walks into the bar lobby, and enters the SpamField, and it makes a loud hum as he passes through. "SCAN COMPLETE," it announces, "NO SPAMMER DETECTED!" he then pulls out a very large Enhanced Spam Cannon and uses it for some fun! Firing deadly salvoes of superheated PlasmaSpamŽ, and making the Spamfield go insane.
------------------ Always say no to Concrete Donkeys.
OV pushes a button on the spamfield and jumps out the window. All doors and windows become locked.
"SpamField Seld Destruct Sequence Initiated. Too much spamming has entered the bar. Destruction countdown, T-minus 5....4....3....2....1....0"
BOOOM!!!! Everyone in the bar is dead.
never mind, I don't really feel like typing today.
(This message has been edited by gyrospin (edited 08-12-2002).)
Shrout1 steps out of his "SpamField Self Destruct Sequence" Force Field Protector. He yawns and eats some spam, scrounging for some DP in the ruined remains of the bar.
Elves play happily in the distance (just cuz).
OV shoots a missle into the roof.
All of you must die!!!!!!
------------------ All hell that ends well -Me Some people are so full of themsleves that they could fill the oceans with their blood -Me (url="http://"http://www.weebl.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/b3ta/pie.html")Weebl and Bob(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.liquid2k.com/ethan_sucks/quiz6/pumpkin.jpg") Pumpkin Puke(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.magleague.com")MaG League- Overrider(/url) The Underdogs Smiles:(url="http://"http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/gallery.htm")Underdog Smiles(/url)
Teflon Jaguar steps over the tangled heap of the SpamField just as OV's missle hits the roof. He activates his Super Teflon Protecta-Shield and the pieces of shrapnel slip off the super slippery covering and accelerate to lightning fast speeds. He goes up to OV and grabs his collar. "Calm down, or I'll have to cram Teflon Suppressant Espresso Lozenges down yer throat!!!"
------------------ Good Idea: Attacking Pirates. Bad Idea: Attacking ME.
Ah damnit, you caught me. I won't go quietly mind you.
OV pushes a button behind the counter and disappears just as the bar explodes into dust.
Dameon walks in with a pair of mercenary commando body guards and pulls out his <classified> and goes to buy a glass of <classified> with his mercs.