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Ooooo right I knew that.
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"Hoo boy, Ne Demord Jamais, you're just asking for it!" Spectre winked. He clicked his fingers and the lights all dimmed, and midi quality Tom Jones music began to come on. The seven and a half-headed Spectre 3400, not even remotely vaguely possibly resembling human, began slowly and horrifically to dance. The windows broke.
Esponer fell to his knees screaming, tears streaking down his face and his hands pushed futilely against his ears. "Nooooooo! Make it stop, Ne Demord Jamais, make it stop! "
------------------ -Lyat Esponer Corsair
-Nice try Spectre, but I do prefer the Ventures after all:
ŤLET THERE BE DRUMSť*
All of sudden, a percusionist band appear and starts playing the song along with the Sandy Nelson Jr..
*actual title of the song
------------------ Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie, Reine de ce Monde.
The monstrous being that was Spectre 3400 continued to dance, seemingly unaffected. Then, weaving sickeningly around the bar, its wet feet squelching on the surface, the Spectre grabbed Ne Demord Jamais in all of its sixteen and a quarter arms. Any attempts at struggling were impossible - Spectres automatically modify their physical strength to outmatch their opponent, and are completely invincible until...ah, save that until further down.
With Ne Demord Jamais impossible to respond, and Spectre 3400 only made more powerful by the awful music, there was no stopping what happened next. Firstly, Spectre rose Ne Demord Jamais into the air and kissed him on the cheek with his most disgusting, slimy face. Spectre than began to twirl Ne Demord Jamais, and danced with him. Ne Demord Jamais was unable to stop the undead psychopath actor that was Spectre 3400.
Agreement with the leader of Hell, however, brought Spectre 3400 short. No Spectre can live for more than three posts before dying, and as such Ne Demord Jamais collapsed on the floor, to see a pile of ash lying in front of him from his favourite bishounen.
A letter sat upon the ash.
"Maybe next time, dorlin'?"
-Man, Spectre was tasty! I wish I had enough time to clap my fingers to stop the music so he would have stopped. Than I would have captured him and grilled him by RED.
Now lets her some more calm music, like Jorane. Give me a glass of Flat.
Red walks into the bar after cleaning out the back room, serves the steak, gives everyone a drink, and after blinking and looking around, he faints. then he wakes up, and faints again after hearing about spectre. Then he wakes up, and puts a pin on Silverdragon... "Deputy Barman. Authorization to Serve drinks and enforce every rule with utmost strictness (word?)"
Red then guzzles tequila and passes out.
------------------ "And as the Darkness descends, do you follow the light, or embrace the darkness?" ~Diane Kinsman (little known philosopher, early 21st century) (they start feeling the prisoners helpless, 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "*****"
quot: Red walks into the bar after cleaning out the back room, serves the steak, gives everyone a drink, and after blinking and looking around, he faints. then he wakes up, and faints again after hearing about spectre. Then he wakes up, and puts a pin on Silverdragon... "Deputy Barman. Authorization to Serve drinks and enforce every rule with utmost strictness (word?)"
Red then guzzles tequila and passes out. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What rules are there some???
UEA ponders who the spectre realy was and comes to a verdict. he keeps it a secret for now.....
------------------ Insanity has its advantages
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Originally posted by U.E. Admiral: UEA ponders who the spectre realy was and comes to a verdict. he keeps it a secret for now.....
It's no secret. It's common knowledge among the older bar-goers that Spectre is me.
Where are Phoenix and Superphoenix?
Originally posted by SilverDragon: **It's no secret. It's common knowledge among the older bar-goers that Spectre is me.
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oh. i thought there was one bar that Shrout1 was the Specre. but i didnt know it was always you.
(This message has been edited by U.E. Admiral (edited 06-19-2002).)
Grunadulater pours concrete on UEA. "It's okay"
------------------ "I'm gonna drop you like Third Period French!" -Ocean's 11
Only Esponer knows the rules. Have fun Espy. You get your way in the bar.... too bad you don't get it in the Webstories. Jk!
Im like who is the bar man now -REDCHIGH- or Esponer ooooo my head???????? ------------------
(This message has been edited by Borb II (edited 06-20-2002).)
"Theoretically, Redchigh is. But I'm just so amazing that no-one can really ignore my aura of amazingness. Anyone noticed that I'm still alive? I don't even have a gun on me."
"Any orders?"
-Yes! A glass of nitroglycerine, shake it extremely well.
Suddenly, Grunadulater throws a bucket of liquid nitrogen on Esponer.
Idiot! Who's gonna shake my glass of nitro? Get a taste of this ŤMambo Number 5ť!
quot:by Grunadulater Suddenly, Grunadulater throws a bucket of liquid nitrogen on Esponer. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Aawwwwww man and I was going to get a drink and then let fuzzy eat him