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-I think I heard a man open a bottle of Canada Dry, would it help your situation? Otherwise, simply take over the Grill and command some Dr. Pepper, it is a bar after all here! Hey cook, uno steak firenziano, please. UE, have you seen Shrout, we still have to continue our monopoly game.
------------------ Mes plus sincčres Salutations ŕ la Vie, Reine de ce Monde.
Red rolled his eyes at the Coke comment... true though... he hands skyblade his Dr. Pepper and tears a chunk of meat off the voinian in the floor, and puts it on the grill. "The steak will take a minute or two.."
------------------ "And as the Darkness descends, do you follow the light, or embrace the darkness?" ~Diane Kinsman (little known philosopher, early 21st century) (they start feeling the prisoners helpless, 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "*****"
"It's just going to be one of those days, isn't it..."
------------------ -Lyat Esponer Corsair
"Hell yeah, Esponer. Don't worry, I'll start singing if things get too bad."
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Originally posted by -REDCHIGH-: **tears a chunk of meat off the voinian in the floor, and puts it on the grill. "The steak will take a minute or two.."
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"No i havent seen shrout. not for while. but yes, the monopoly must continue!!"
UEA is a little annoyed at the lack of service in this bar. "where is my gallon of V8?! dont make me give you a makeover like the one i did for the Voinian."
------------------ Insanity has its advantages
Borb II walk's into the bar in full body armor and with a Torp. Crossbow on his back. Im looking for a Voinian he got out of the asylum on Voina thinks hes me been bad for my reputation. I will buy a drink for any one with information on him. -REDCHIGH- I still got your hellhound ya want it? ------------------
(This message has been edited by Borb II (edited 06-17-2002).)
"oh yes, ive seen him. all though i think your standing on some of him. sorry for my messy handywork..." UEA teleports behind the Voinian and makes it known to him that if he moves in the wrong way he will look just like the the Voinian on the floor. after this is known to the Voinian UEA strips the tall bold man of his weapons. "ok then. now that that is covered, who are you? whats your rank? what branch of the Empire are you in? i want answers and i want them now!" UEA is sure to keep a distance of 10 feet from the possible enemy.
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(This message has been edited by U.E. Admiral (edited 06-17-2002).)
I am a mercenary for the Voinian Empire and I have no rank. look do you want a drink for the info on the Voinian or do you have more questions?
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"Old boy..." Esponer drawled. "Stealing peoples' weapons is very bad manners, you realise. If you need anything," he added, "you could always ask me." With that, he negligently tossed a byknife that he flicked out from his sleeve at the U.E. Admiral. The small knife cut into the admiral's leg, and then promptly fell out.
"Trust SlasherMan to forget to make the damn thing balanced," Esponer muttered. "Anyway, you should really see to that blood. It's not healthy to lose too much of it, I hear."
(This message has been edited by SilverDragon (edited 06-17-2002).)
"YEEOWW!! DAMN YOU!!!" UEA yells as his lag is slashed. "well its a good thing i brought my regenerater..." UEA pulls out his regenerater and heals his wounds. "ahhh...much better. and as for you sir, im afraid you are under arrest. working for the Voinian Empire is forbiddon. however, if you defect to the UE i may be presuaded to let you go...." (god i love haveing all these gizmoz from other bars.)
Esponer watches with idle humour as the admiral goes crazy over a very minor wound. "You do realise just how small a byknife is, don't you? If I got hit by one of those, I probably wouldn't even flinch. Then again, there's the difference between a Zidagar-human professional and a United Earth admiral, I suppose."
"Oh, and don't try arresting anyone. No-one here really has any authority around here, except the one with the largest gun." With that, Esponer squinted at Borb II's torp-crossbow. "I used the exact same thing over a year ago. Great minds think alike, pal."
I remembered seeing that admiral in another bar saying
do you go to school?
So I answered him:
-I do and you do you? I also have a butter light sabre that can slice anything, from renegade flesh to tritanium.
"Light sabres," Esponer snorted. "A waste of time, and pretty much impossible, really. Did someone forget that light doesn't stop after four feet? And for that thing to be useful as anything more than a torch, it'd need a power source much, much larger than that the size of a hilt. I'd be slightly more impressed if it was an actual blade emitting gamma radiation - that's slightly less absolutely nonsense, if only slightly."
"As it is..." he muttered, drawing his smallsword, "...I'm happy with what I have. It may not glow in the dark or slice through tritanium - which is League armour, by the way, Ne Demord Jamais - but as far as standard nanoblades go, it's fairly nice. My byknifes are just standard ones, of course, as they're more for a joke than anything else."
"If things get serious, my palm-sized anti-matter mine should come in handy for blowing up this bar and everything within a radius of ten kilometres. At least. I used to like my anti-matter torp-crossbow, like the one Borb II there has, but the slight problem that you could blow up a planet with one shot does sort of inhibit casual use. I usually use a basic pistol these days, with smart-bullets. I'll leave the single molecule of anti-matter in every bullet to RMA. Dead people are dead. Having the building blow up around them is only a bonus."
Who needs your stupid little knifes? I have bows and arrows.
------------------ "I'm gonna drop you like Third Period French!" -Ocean's 11
You actualy forgot that my butter light sabre is has the disco option, which emits light that makes eveyone, aside from me dance under Tom Jones' music for endless hours, without noticing that they are dancing. -damn long sentence- Dance now!
The bar's lighting turns into a disco type and all starts dancing and smoke weed.
Skyblade gladly acceps Red's Dr. Pepper, and orders a convoy of United Earth freighters to begin regular routes to and from the bar with millions of tons of DP a day. Hopefully the supply fleet will be able to keep up with Skyblade's rather immense appetite for the soft drink...
/takes a bite out of the Voinian lying dead on the floor.
"Blast, this guy needs a little more heat and a few more minutes on the grill. You call this tender!?"
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You are right Silver Dragon a Torp. Crossbow might be damaging to this bar. Borb gets his Torp. Crossbow exits the bar and comes back with his pet man eating fussy.
Originally posted by Borb II: **You are right Silver Dragon a Torp. Crossbow might be damaging to this bar. Borb gets his Torp. Crossbow exits the bar and comes back with his pet man eating fussy.
(i fail to see how you would do that. im standing behind you with my blaze beamer drawn and aimed at you. but whatever)
UEA teleports to his ship and retrives some things: personal force shield etc.... after activating his shield UEA lets the Voinian go and he heads over to his table. and whle nobody is looking UEA calls for a UE Marine squad to guard the bar and make sure nothing terrible happens(like another BBQ ;)).
<prays there are no typos in this post>
BBQ ??? And about that Torp. Crossbow I went up to you got and you did nothing ------------------
(This message has been edited by Borb II (edited 06-18-2002).)
Originally posted by Borb II: BBQ ??? And about that Torp. Crossbow I went up to you got and you did nothing
yeah right whatever. its a bar. do whatever. (i saw no rules for this bar.......)
ya know. a cookout. i cant spell it out due to the fact that my spelling is worse than a 2 yr old's.