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Jive mosys in to the bar. Jive looks up to see a couple of big scary looking ships and almost craps his pants. Jive mosys right back out of the bar and types in forklift cheat into his crappy shuttle. Jive aims and unloads twenty of the exploding construction equipment. Jive mosys back in, takes a seat and orders some Saalian Brandy.
------------------ (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/jive_320/Feel_the_Jive.html")Feel the Jive(/url) ------------------ Did you know the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary? (url="http://"http://resistance.infiniti-web.com")Resistance Site(/url) | (url="http://"http://pub29.ezboard.com/b20")---20---(/url) | *(url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/newsdisplay.cgi?action=topics &number;=20&forum;=EV/EVO+chronicles&DaysPrune;=25&article;=000108&startpoint;=")Renegade Wars(/url) | (url="http://"http://pub51.ezboard.com/bquillz")Quillz(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.anada.net")Anada(/url) | (url="http://"http://pub57.ezboard.com/bcorsairdevelopers")Corsair Developers(/url)
Hello Jive. If you expect to be welcome here you should better get the next Renegade Wars Chapter onto that chronicle page
------------------ Always remember this. All murderers, no matter how cruel and evil, only have blood on their hands. Not in their heart -Me (url="http://"http://www.gameranger.com")GameRanger--Sß-Overrider720(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.boardgame.f2s.com/cgi-bin/ikonboard//ikonboard.cgi")BoardGame(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.magleague.com")MaG League- Overrider(/url) The Underdogs Smiles:(url="http://"http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/gallery.htm")Underdog Smiles(/url) (url="http://"http://www.nova6.pautsch.com/forum/intro.lasso?bypass_cookie=si")Nova6's Webboard(/url) | (url="http://"http://evforums.n3.net")Unnoficial EV Forums(/url)
meanwhile, back in freeport bar a dishevlled figure in a dressing gown appears in the doorway. The bar goes silent and out of nowhere a tumbleweed rolls past the door behind the newcomer. He approaches the bar, "Ginnin Tonnix please, no ice"
The hubbub resumes in the bar
------------------ Ook
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Originally posted by Shade: ** Shade uses it to find the remnants of the space-time rift and alter it, opening a portal to another timeline. After looking for a short while, Shade "appropriates" a fully automated Archangel Battlecruiser from Wave of Destruction II. The rift closes for good as he brings it through. "Now that's a good ship." he says, grinning at the sleek and powerful ship on the viewscreens of the bar. "Don't you love it?" **
Mamajama admires the appropriated Archangel Battlecruiser. She is familiar with this method of acquiring ships from alternate space/time continuums; she got her Cobra from Femme Fatale the same way.
She jumps up on a table for attention, and when that doesn't create much stir, shoots a small hole in the ceiling with her plasma squirt pistol.
"OK, you guys, enough with the ship bragging! Crocix the Zacha says that our friend Grundy may be on Tientu in Voinian space. We don't know where Gazza went, but Kcat smells him in that direction, as well. (Gazza, we've been meaning to talk with you about that...ah, identifying odor of yours). Are we going to let our fellow Freeport bargoers suffer in whatever Voinian hell they've been trapped in, or are we going to GO GET THEM!!!!?? Who's up for a rescue mission?"
------------------ Imagination is more important than knowledge - Albert Einstein
(This message has been edited by mamajama (edited 02-19-2002).)
"I'll come." Comes a deep gutteral voice from the backend of the bar..
Alien, a rather large fellow, even for a Hinwar, stands up.. Those with quick eyes notice he pockets a strange glowing crystal in his pocket as he does so.. "I'm always up to rescuing hotshots, and don't worry, my Hinwar Frigate isn't as slow as it's Vikimedgiamypoo-.." The large Hinwar starts, but after stubbling on the syllables of the hated race, gives up and settles for, "... it's greyer cousin.."
"Ya'll won't mind, will yah?"
Alien 5672
------------------ Alien 5672 - Pissed off Hinwar, Voinion hater, Strand slayer, Zacha Officer, and kitty-stomper. Want me to beta-test a TC plug? Gimme a slap at Blackhawk86@hotmail.com AIM: StrikerDragon
CRAP! Freekin' double-vision! :mad:
(This message has been edited by Autonav 6000 (edited 02-20-2002).)
Alien- I am making a new TC for EVO, and due to my own half-assed efforts probably won't come out for awhile.
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Autonav hears the pep-rally style cheer to go rescue the follow bargoers. He hops into the wiating Spectre and powers up. The ridiculously purple fusion flame the craft is emitting is almost comical. He uses the bowtie pasta-powered warp generator (his own invention) to skip all the 'hyperspace' (Rrr. Primitive.) shenanigans and zap directly into the Tientu System. Remembering where he acually is , he quickly initiates the holomatrix and sensor rerouters. His vehicle appears as a Voinian Supply Ship.
------------------ Evidently I am insane. May I go now? -Me "Dumder then hym!" -Andrew Kasma "Yes it isn't!" -David Wente
Hey guys, I'm back, but only temporarily. Things have heated up at school and I also have Planetarion to worry about, too. Not to mention I took the time to read over what I missed in here, and the story seems to have gotten kinda wacky, so I'll be sitting on the sidelines for awhile now. Just thought I'd let ya know, don't wait up (not like you would anyway :p).
------------------ (url="http://"http://www.clarkson.edu/~curtislg")Biggles Productions(/url) "Hey Paul, do you like Huey Lewis and the News?"
Originally posted by Payback37: **Hey, glad to see I was actually missed. I'm amazed, don't think anyone has noticed my absence before. Sorry I'm late, was busy with PA stuff last night, and Super Bowl, and homework. Only had time to throw off a couple things on B &B.;
**
Speak of the devil. Where are you Payback. I haven't seen you on IRC in a while. I do not believe many of the people from this bar actually come to #ev3. Well, you should. It's loads of fun and some times it's not. Just ask OV and Payback.
-thrawn
------------------ Excerpt from the Hindu text Bhagavad-Gita: "If the radiance of a thousand suns| | Were to burst at once into the sky,| | That would be like the splendor| | of the Mighty One...| | I am become Death,| | The shatterer of worlds." -Quoted by Robert Oppenheimer after the testing of the first nuclear bomb. July 16, 1945.
Jive cheers on the rest of the crowd as they file out of the bar into their ships. As soon as everyone leaves, Jive begins drinking all of the leftover beer and Saalian Brandy and eats the left over chicken wings.
Originally posted by grand admiral thrawn: ** Speak of the devil. Where are you Payback. I haven't seen you on IRC in a while. I do not believe many of the people from this bar actually come to #ev3. Well, you should. It's loads of fun and some times it's not. Just ask OV and Payback.
IRC is a blast. Always a fun thing.
So how about Renegade Wars, Jive?
Originally posted by Autonav 6000: ** . He uses the bowtie pasta-powered warp generator (his own invention) to skip all the 'hyperspace' (Rrr. Primitive.) shenanigans and zap directly into the Tientu System. Remembering where he acually is , he quickly initiates the holomatrix and sensor rerouters. His vehicle appears as a Voinian Supply Ship. **
Alien, Mamajama, Autonav, Crocix, and ?????whoever else grab up some provisions and head back to their respective ships, understanding that they will rendezvous at the Tientu system.
After a couple of weeks of dodging and fighting Voionian Frigates, Cruisers, plus the renegades who seem to be venturing into Hinwar/Voinian space, the convoy of Freeport rescuers arrives in the Tientu system.Since the company has been amusing themselves on the long trip by competing to see who can destroy a Frigate the fastest, when they see Autonav's supposed Voinion Supply Ship, they all rush towards it, guns blazing. Only Autonav's last minute, desparate plea stops them from vaporizing him instantly.
"Guys! It's me! HOLD YOUR FIRE1" yells Autonav. "Sheesh", says Mamajama, "You might have warned us. If we'd have killed you, I bet you'd have been sorry that you didn't communicate better."
"Anyway, Autonav, what have you found out about Gazza and Grundy?"
Autonav's adrenalin count is still through the roof pending the friendly-fire blitzkreig.
"Well, apparently the Voinians think Grundy and Gazza know something they could use, so the planet has a few extra garrisons. By few, I mean several medium fleets of Frigates and Cruisers. This will take some cunning plan, because we can't just blow them up...
"We can't?" Shade asks. "Whyever not?"
------------------ (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.
"Well, we can then. Here we go. SHEILDS UP!" Autonav yells as he fires a proton-shift device at the planet's surface. This seems to have the odd effect of angering several hundred Voinian ships...
Shade fires volleys of TRAK modules at several Voinian ships, which has the strange effect of blowing them up.
Gazza and Grundy get up and are walking alone in a cave or what appears to be one. they turn a corner and they see. voinians and they are armed to the teeth. "shall we take you GrunDY?" "yeah why not" grundy replies "you take the one on the left". They dash around the corner dodgeing laser fire and crash into the voininans ...
5 MINUTES LATER: Gazza and grundy keep walking armed with Disruptor rifles and Voininan Battle armour..and a few photon grenades.
As they turn a corner they come to a turbo lift embeded in the wall there is a map stuck to the wall next to it. _ ---------- --------------------------------- / / ------------------------------ ------------/ / ||_____________/ || You are here * ||
"shal we go up?"
------------------ Name: GAZZA Claim To Fame: Found out that Scott Kevill owner of GR lives accross the road from me!
Originally posted by mamajama: **These are probably newbie questions, but what the heck is the hypergate? Please paste a link or something. What are the differences between webstories and chronicles? Do Bar stories automatically go into the Chronicles? Shade indicated that bargoers have developed a taste for plot and adventure, so maybe all of these formats are evolving towards each other. Me, I like to write and bounce ideas off other people, play out an EVO scenario. I'm not sure if the label we put on that makes much difference to the fun of it. By the way, Rebel Council, welcome to whatever it is we're doing here. **
The Hypergate is like the resistance (If you know what that is)... we used to be on the nova board but they moved us to the B&B; board. Go there sometime, if only just to read for a bit. Personally I think people take it a tad to serious, getting niggly when something doesn't make perfect sense, but still, s'good. It's kind of hard to explain, you have to come and see to understand, basically it's like a story where all the characters are written by different people, people mess up other writers plans, they write around problems like that, and it works.
History Lesson:
The hypergate traces it's uh... origins, thats the word, back to the "unnamed bar" (I think that's the right name) created by pipeline I think, about a year ago. We knew nothing about nova so we had a five page bar that was basically a joke about how we didn't know the names of things. eg: "Azdara sits down on an unnamed seating device and orders an unknown beverage." Kinda stupid, kinda wanky. That was where the origonals were, the admiral, me, heaps of other people. Then that bar was closed because it got stupid or something, I dunno, I left for a bit... I think there was a second unnamed, but in the end it led to pipeline creating the hypergate, which was a bar on port kane, a station from the NOVA universe. He said "you know more now, no GEO's and unnameds." It was an ordinary bar, like this one, people killing people, short posts, long posts, violence etc... Anyway, somehow we started writing more formally (It's happening here), becoming more real (less "thingo walks into bar, shoots everyone in head, sits down gets drunk"), more detailed untill one day we were like a story... It was good, somehow it just worked. Some have left, some have joined and we stay. Check it out for yourself...
(/ancienthistory)
'sall
~A~
------------------ "How can I make it go faster?" -Me-
Originally posted by Autonav 6000: **"Well, we can then. Here we go. SHEILDS UP!" Autonav yells as he fires a proton-shift device at the planet's surface. This seems to have the odd effect of angering several hundred Voinian ships... **
Mamajama finds a Voinian Frigate cruising by itself, and begins twisting and burning it on the spit of her tachyonic laser. On screen, she can see that Alien in his Hinwar Frigate, and several other Freeporters are battering the Voinians, singly or ganging up on one. Explosions from Shade's and Autonav's missiles light up the sky, and the shock waves shove at the combatants.
Meanwhile, the Kcat is very excited about something. "mrrow!!!! kcat demands, rubbing up against Mamajama's leg. "I'm a little busy now - could you take over a weapons console or something?" "Reeeow!" Kcat affirms, jumping up and taking over the IMP missiles. Two direct hits later, and three Frigates are space debris.
Mamajama takes the Mean Teacher away to regenerate shields, and in the lull in the fighting, Kcat jumps to the console and begins tapping out a message with its front claws.
"Grundy...and..Gazza are on the planet. They have escaped, for the moment, and are working their way up to the surface. We should bomb the installation over there -Kcat highlights H-12 coordinates on the holo display - to bring down the shields so that we can get in and they can meet us."
"Kcat, how do you know this?"
The Kcat looks irritatingly smug, and taps out another sequence.
"Grundy...and I have pet and master transcievers implanted under our skins. I had them installed when Grundy became my pet a year or so ago."
Hehe, reminds me of the ancient truth - "dogs have owners, cats have staff". I'd strongly suggest The Hypergate to anyone who likes a good dose of detailed stuff, not just Nova fanatics. It's really wildly different from Nova. I just joined
Shade watches as weapons fire from a half dozen wildly different ships tears apart the Voinians. Suddenly, there's a ploink as a sudden spatial anomaly opens on Shade's bridge, and a glowing blue orb falls out. To those of you who were around in the mists of time, it may seem familiar