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I am REALLY bad at this these storys. Where are we now?
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Autonav leaves the small fleet he has assembled to itself. As he prepares to vector off, several Yaxtl fighters attempt to tail him. Bad move, he thinks as he releases a small switch. The switch opens a hidden compartment in the rear of his Demon. Autonav then stomps on both yaw pedals and decreases speed. As soon as the speed of the vehicle has dropped, a proton-shift device mosies its way out of the compartment. It detonates on the lead fighter and destroys all the others.
------------------ Evidently I am insane. May I go now? -Me "Dumder then hym!" -Andrew Kasma "Yes it isn't!" -David Wente
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Originally posted by Overrider720: **I am _ REALLY_ bad at this these storys. Where are we now? **
OV and Autonav, When we arrived in the Proxima Nebula at the Acid Trash ship, we had three goals:
Kill or capture the criminal, Hand of Joy. That's done. Shade killed the "HOJ" while she was occupying my old body.
Free the slaves and captives on the Acid Trash. That's done. The survivors are now in Gazza's sick bay. The captives who were Freeport Bargoers have all escaped or been rescued, and are now all in space, fighting the Proxima insectoid aliens.
3)Kill or capture the "Boss", captain of the Acid Trash. I'm not sure if Payback actually offed him. But since the Acid Trash is about to blow up soon, anyway, it doesn't matter much.
I think everyone is now either in Gazza's ship, or in space fighting buglords at this point.
Mamajama, before proceeding to the bridge with the escorting Ensign, hears an alarm from the program she has installed on Gazza's computer terminal.
SITUATION CRITICAL! SITUATION CRITICAL! She turns to see, from her remote link to her ship mounted camera, that the hangar on the Acid Trash is alarmingly distorted. The floor is heaving and buckling. Electrical fires are sparking off all the available equipment. A green ichor is spewing from an overhead hose; probably rocket fuel. Definitely time to go.
A blast door rips off its hinges, flapping loose for only a moment before it hurtles end over end into the vacuum of space. Seizing the moment, Mamajama activates the autopilot on her ship to accelerate at maximum speed out of the hangar and away from the ship. Since Mamajama's Cobra is a tachyonic ship, "maximum speed" shoots it to the far end of the system, where it hangs, waiting her next command. Grundy's kcat, inhabiting a small cage on the bridge, hisses and growls appropriately as the ship flashes past the Proximan bugships.
------------------ Imagination is more important than knowledge - Albert Einstein
Originally posted by U.E. Admiral: ** UEA teleports into gazza's sickbay with the bridge and enginering crew of his vessel carrying a large box(1 foot wide and high 2 feet long). "Docter put this box somewere safe and don't open it, understand?"
UEA makes his way to the bridge "what can i do?" **
UE Admiral,
There are a few loose ends yet. One is to discover the link between the Proxima aliens and the Hand of Joy's drug running scheme. We suspected that the HOJ was supplying Pyromania drug to the aliens, but haven't figured out why. The aliens themselves aren't susceptible to Pyromania addiction; only humans and humanoids are. Possibly it was a way for the aliens to make money; more likely, it was a long term plan to corrupt and extend alien influence over the independent rim worlds, eventually into the UE sphere. This might be a lead in to another story. Perhaps the Proximans influence extended to the Voionions, or to the Ji Nebula.
Someone who is a hacker should get into the computers on the Acid Trash before it blows up, or the systems on the HOJ's old ship, the Fuzzy Bunny, or disable an alien ship, break into and translate its computer files to find out the answer to those questions.
Another loose end is to find Grundy; since both you and he were teleporting around, you might be ideally suited for that. Then there's your mysterious "box".
Gazza will have to decide what to do with all the ex-slaves on his ship.
Finally, I (Mamajama) have to convince SC and UE to pay the reward money for killing the Hand of Joy. This entails letting the universe know that Mamajama is a body jumper, which makes me nervous. If we succeed in getting the money, I propose that Shade get a third, since he actually killed the HOJ, I get a third, and Capn and Gazza, who were fighting the HOJ in her "geriatric dominatrix" persona, get a third. We might all decide to fix up the Freeport Bar and have a gigantic party.
"good to see you mammajamma" Gazza says as Mamma steps onto the bridge. "You mentioned something about haqcking into teh acid trash's computer system , well Shade and me have figured out how" Says GAZZA
"yes , we have reconfigured teh main deflector dish to send out a high energy convergence beam wich will lock onto the acid trash's mainframe and then we can literally suck all teh data out of it and into the "Devil's Kiss's" Computer banks" Sade explains
"Ensign , Engage the beam" GAzza orders "Aye, sir" replies the ensign
A blue beam of energy coling around and around shoots out of teh deflector dish and smashes into the acid trash causing the whole ship to vibrate ... "The upload is comencing" Shade says. "YES!!! we got the data" Shade exlaims "You can shut down the beam now , Ensign" "Yes Sir" He replies
"mamma I want you to use this data to find out whats going on behind all this , clear?" Asks Gazza "Ill get right on it" Mamma replies
OOT (OUT OF TOPIC): I watch way to much Star Trek than is healthy for an average human. where do you think all these great ideas come from, I even talk like someone from teh 24th century....
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Knocked out from the blast of the Acid Trash exploding, Cap'n drifts around space breathing normaly. Cap'n being very confused, as there is no air in space to breath, he checks his vital sign status.
He finds that his body is made out of 80% nano only his head is completly his own body. As his real body died the nano grew in it's place. Only because nano needs no air to survive was he alive. The nano where his lungs were supossed to be we creating oxygen for his real body. Also giving him the power to split and change shape...
I think this will be veeerry useful in some other storys
Oh and do any of you know what a "drop bear" is? And what is a kcat anyway?
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(This message has been edited by Cap'n Spanky Pants (edited 02-11-2002).)
Originally posted by gazza_2001: **"good to see you mammajamma" Gazza says as Mamma steps onto the bridge. "You mentioned something about haqcking into the acid trash's computer system , well Shade and me have figured out how"
"YES!!! we got the data" Shade exclaims "You can shut down the beam now , Ensign" "mamma I want you to use this data to find out whats going on behind all this , clear?" Asks Gazza "Ill get right on it" Mamma replies **
At Gazza's terminal, Mamajama sorts through the data - megabytes of sleazy deals, corruption in high places and low, selling of slaves, drugs, and services to humans and aliens. Finally she is ready for a report to Gazza. She asks UE Admiral and Shade to sit in on the briefing. " I found three main trends in the data," she says. "One - the "Boss" was what you'd expect - a thug administrator looking for profit. They captured people off ships, kept or sold them as slaves, prostituted and tortured them for fun and profit. He tolerated the work of the Hand of Joy and the partnership of the HOJ and the Proximan Aliens, but really wasn't a partner in the Pyromania operation. He never signed off on the really big deals."
"Second, the Hand of Joy was motivated more by feeding off pain and anguish than by profit. She was one of the main torturers of prisoners - many entries in the data following a prisoner end in "sent to HOJ", and the prisoner was never heard from again. Even though megacredits passed through her hands, she doesn't seem to have been particularly interested in money. She bought no luxuries for herself - people's pain was her luxury. She was a monster, and I'm glad we destroyed her. Still," a fleeting expression of regret crosses Mamajama's waiflike face," We were kids together long ago - products of the same military program. I wish there had been some way....Never mind."
"Third, and this is the part that will interest you, Admiral, the Hand had friends in high places..governments and businesspeople in the independent worlds, and even in UE. These folks helped move Pyromania, or ignored it's passing under their jurisdiction, and got a cut in exchange. Stellar Corps had quite the list of VIPS who used to work with them before the Hand cut in. That's why SC wanted the Hand caught. They may pay the $7 million blood money for the Hand just to avoid publicity."
"The people in UE government, Admiral...I'm going to give you their names, and I have no idea what you can do with them. This is confidential stuff, and heads will roll if it gets out. Again, they may pay the $10 million for the Hand's death just to avoid embarrassment. Perhaps you can use your influence as a UE Admiral to kind of....move that along." "Then there's the aliens. No human knew what motivated them, but they were sure paying for Pyromania. They got a cut of the profits, yes...but they paid out much more than they got back. I'm speculating that the Proximans knew how much Pyro degrades people, and wanted that corruption to spread as far as possible. It's a lot easier to subdue a world that's weakened from within."
Her words hang for a moment in the briefing room, as the four gaze out the windows at the continuing battle with the Proximans. Only a few of their smaller ships remain in the battle.
Suddenly the hulk on their screens that is the Acid Trash incandesces into a brilliance that hangs on their eyeballs after everyone involuntarily shuts their eyes. At the same moment, a shock wave rolls the ship fore and aft, decreasing in magnitude slowly. Gazza yells, "Give me stabilizing thrusters!" As the stabilizers kick in, Gazza's "Devil's Kiss" ship calms down. Then a strange hail of small objects begins to patter on the hull...bits of the Acid Trash, bits of better-not-to-know. When the haze and dust of the explosion clear, there are no Proximan Alien ships left. Only the trails of a few hyperspacing out as fast as they can are left.
"Let's pick up Cap'n, Grundy, and anyone else space surfing and get the hell out of here," says Shade. "Make it so," says Gazza. "It's time to go home." On the comlinks: Everyone hearing this: "If you are in distress, call for help. We will rendezvous back at the Freeport bar!"
Once back at Freeport, Shade surveys the bar with distaste. Pirates have stripped it for the furnishings and a large family of Strandless has taken up residence. The Strandless are hastily evicted, and a small Miranu buisness, Rent-A-Bar, just heading back from a job on that little planet with the research base on it, is contacted to refurbish the place. The little Miranu workers quickly get the bar looking good as new. Gazza pays them, and Shade sits down on a barstool with a sigh. "Being Human is so boring." He tells everyone. "What on Earth do you people do to entertain yourselves?"
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Originally posted by Shade: ** "Being Human is so boring." He tells everyone. "What on Earth do you people do to entertain yourselves?"
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How am i supposed to know I'm a "Q"
payback comes in, looking more than a little grimey. "Sorry I'm late, guys. I couldn't help it. I went explosion surfing in my fighter, and all it got me was a one of the most incredible rides ever, plus a couple blown parts that I had to fix before I could dock with my warship. So, what's next? Bring 'em on." Payback clumsily punches and kicks the air until he bangs a shin on a low table, then falls backwards on the floor while hopping around, knocking himself out.
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(sorry havent posted for a while) well ill go take care of things at UE High Command. little problem though, i need a ship. a UE fighter would do i guess but i'd like a M. Gunship (dont meen to picky but i like to cause mass destruction to renegades) Oh and mama, about grundy i looked into all the teleporting sig. #'s and found the only one that wasn't mine. here ill be back in a few days hopefully having taken care of things there.
UEA goes to sickbay and grabs the box and teleports to shade "here eat this." UEA hands shade a shiny light blue pill just like the one he ate in future Earth bar. "story is when my ship blew up the only place I could thinkof to teleport to is Council station. I saw a big pile of the pills and i thought they might be usefull so i put them all in this box."
anyone got a ship i can use ?
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Heheh, I just realised something... This thread is slowly, really slowly, turning into a webstory, like the hypergate or the resistance. The posts are getting longer, more descriptive and realistic. Soon you will join us... soon.
Have fun guys, and if you do turn this thing into a webstory, give us a call eh?
~A~
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Admiral, I dont have a M- GUnship but I do have a perfectly good UE destroyer I will give you a lift to Knox and Ue military command and you can go from there . Gazza goes up to the bridge with admrial as Shade and the otehrs wave good bye "I will be back soon" Gazza says over the speaker system. 2 days later he and The admiral are flying through the blue swirl of hyperspace when suddenly the are ubruptly jerked out into normal space. From the captains chair Gazza says "What the hell was that?" "Scanners show a fleet of proxima Aliens heading on a course for Freeport, We have got to warn the others!" Shouts the ADmiral "All hands to battle stations, Red Alert "Gazza orders, "ensign set a course for freeport full speed!" "Aye sir.." "Mr barcly ? anything on scanners?" Gazza asks "Only the Alien fleet and what appears to be a class 2 comet." Mr barcly replies "A class 2 comet? eh, What heading"Gazza asks "Mark 3429,...the same heading as the fleet.." Replies the ensign "we might be able to fin out what it is exactly made of if we fired a tachyon pulse from teh deflector dish.." "Make it so "GAzza orders
A swirl of bright yellow energy comes swirling out of the deflector dish at hits the comet.. "Its a real comet Captain its about 400,000 Km in diameter a massive one." teh Ensign says "My god...They are trying to destroy teh bar with a comet it will be unstopable..!" Exlaims the Admiral.
"Coms officer send a message to shade and the otehrs tell them of whats on they way!" "aye sir"
Back on freeport, the barman calls shade over , "you have a message sir" He says "let me see it on the main bar view screen " Shade replies "Quick guys its Gazza, " shouts shade as they all star at the view screen , it is fragmented and static ripples throught the message and it is barley audible. +++INCOMING TRANSMISSON+++ SHIP: Devil's Kiss From:GAZZA To:Bargoers
"Ali..flee..t....com..inngggggg <STATIC>.....plan to destroy Free<STATIC>...got to stop ..them....they..aree.e....going...to..uuuusssse.....a..com......ett.....to...destroy....the..b<STATIC>...you..must..stop..them...." Gazza's face on the view screen says "We...are....comminng...with...UE ....reenfor..c....e...men<STATIC>"
+++TRANSMISSION ENDS+++
Originally sent by gazza_2001now translated: ** +++INCOMING TRANSMISSON+++ SHIP: Devil's Kiss From:GAZZA To:Bargoers
"A fleet coming plan to destroy Freeport you've got to stop them, they are going to use a comet to destroy the bar you must stop them!" Gazza's face on the view screen says "We are coming with UE renforcements."
UEA teleports into the bar on freeport station with the full message from gazza's ship. "shade use your powers to send the comet into the fleet of proximan ships! you did eat that pill i gave you right!?!?!?!?!
(This message has been edited by U.E. Admiral (edited 02-13-2002).)
After Gazza had shuttled Mamajama to her Cobra ship, the Mean Teacher, She said her farewells and commenced settling in, rekeying the ship commands to her new body, fingerprints, voice, and retinal scan, with backup passwords in case she had to switch bodies again. Mamajama was not expecting any trouble, the Proxima aliens seemed to be on the run after the destruction of the Acid Trash. She planned to head to Freeport in a day or two.
Suddenly, a horde of Proximan alien ships, who seemed to be, bizarrely, escorting a comet, roared past her and into hyperspace. She cloaked her ship and followed their trail.
Cap'n climbed into the docking bay and stopped. Conectrating and spliting some of his nano into a ship. Then that ship split, and the next, and then the next. Soon I had a small fleet. Getting into one ship, powers up the organic cannons, and teared out of the docking bay.
As i flew up to an proximian ship i jump out of my ship, morphing into a 9 ft reptilian creature with foot long claws. Proximian lasers blast at me but i form a shield. then i rip through the ship with my claws. As i come out the other side i morph back into a human and summon my ship to pick me up.
Seeing another proximian ship, i blast them. The organic laser starts burning the shields and eventully the hull. Slowly but surely destroying the ship. A long beam from the flagship of the alien fleet rips of the wing of my ship. Ejecting i form some shields on my hands to protect me from any more attacks.
I'm getting better at writing storys arn't I
for Shade: I have just destroyed a Voinian Cruiser, in the voinians' computer sistem I found this file:
FROM VOINIA TO V.S.S. HARDKICK A human was just discovered on one of our planets, investigate in UE sistems, the human has a nameplate with written GR....
from here the data are ruined, so we cannot know if he is Grundy or someone else... I can search for more news, if ok.
------------------ I'm Crocix, the great Zacha, the hero of the UE and the captain of the MUTEN.
"No, UEA, I refuse to eat that pill! Use it yourself if you want Gadzair powers!" Shade tells UEA. "I'll just comandeer the modified Arada over there" -he points to a ship at a nearby docking bay- "And join you later."
While everyone is rushing to their ships, Shade bumps into Croix. "You say Grundy's on a Voinian planet? I'll go check that out when we've got through this thing."
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Originally posted by Shade: **Use it yourself if you want Gadzair powers!" **
"im afraid that it may clash with my teleportation powers so ill save it as a last resort." UEA looks for the ship in the bay with the most firepower. "lets see, a cresent fighter, M. courier, M.H. Freighter, arada." "Mmmmmm..........ill take the CF and use it as a Kamakazi." UEA forces the lock of the ship and leaves a note in the ship's place for the owner with 1M cr. in it for a new CF. "is every one ready to move out and intercepet the proximans?" --------------------- By the way Shade, we humans entertain our selfs by wreaking havock on renegades with our supirior everything. but even i have gotten board with that. "Why wont you eat the damned pill"
(ok so my spelling royaly sucks, you'll have to deal)