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Originally posted by Shade: **(Hey Jess, do you want an alien-leather handbag? -Shade) **
OMG, like they have in Vogue? I'd love one!
Penknife WEAPON Drunken Stupor SHIELD Low cut top STUN
HERE I GO!
------------------ You're damn right, I am the Tooth Fairy. Can you play the bongoes?
Nice Stun Weapon
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OV gets up, "ugh that was fun" OV tears down the street after Shade, grundy, and Shrout and quivkly shoots down a monster coming up from under the street
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After having his first kill Captian S Pts. Follows the group agian. A huge monster comes up and eats a tree. "hmm bad eyesite" But anyway Shrout1 blasts a hole in the monster and kills it. But then Captian Spanky Pants runs right into a tree. Oh well... that's typical with me.
Before he passes out Captian Spanky Pants grabs Payback37's shirt and mutters one word... "alcohol" And then passes out...
CPS:You can edit your posts using the little "edit" button at the top of the post. A large Potatobird, running out of gas for propulsion, plummets through the atmosphere to splatter on CSP's head. Mashed potato goes everywhere. Shade quickly crafts the alien hide into a quality handbag for Jess, with special pockets for the Penknife and bottles of Vodka. "Personalised too," he says, presenting it to her. "Love your weapons list, BTW." He then turns to Grundulater, who is trying to fit the fuzzy monster through the opening of Shrout's black hole generator. "Hey Grundulater, I don't think you ever gave us your own weapons list, what are you using?" Then, utilising extreme disregard for his own safety, Shade merges his Kinetic Nexus Scepter with his own DNA. Now he has the power to annul or generate kinetic forces using only the power of his mind! Realising that this means he doesn't need the Zarian Energy Shield any more, Shade unclips the generator from his belt and throws it away. "Hummm," he wonders aloud, "Now I need a new ship. My old Zarian Strike Cruiser got lost on Bakoom and has probably fallen to pieces by now."
------------------ (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.
Originally posted by Shade: **When did I say it was the Voinians? It could have been a plauge or something. Like the nanoweapon in RoC 3. Shade quickly shoots down a few Potatobirds from the trees for Payback. (For those who don't know, the Potatobird is an ugly, squat creature with muscles of Potato. This means that it can't flap it's wings or move it's legs using muscles, but instead uses a kind of jet propulsion using the volatile gases given off by the digestion of their diet of Super Pickled Onion Berries(Spöbs), and moves it's legs using biological "pistons" driven by compressed gas.)
**
1st off, you never said it wasn't and 2nd off, this looks like the Voinian's work.
"hey all! lets take a lesson from the Emalgha and build a ship from wood and find the nearest friendly planet so we can get a more modern vessel.I got 3 M cr. to throw in." (still calling the Igazara and UE)
------------------ Insanity has its advantages
Originally Posted by U.E. Admiral: "Hey Shrout, where did you get that cloaking device?"
Well, actually.... I was in an alternate universe (the Ares one) and gained it from a fight with a gateship. You see, I also have a trans-dimensional traversal system which allows me to say whatever I want :D. I could also say that I just re-generated my ship's cloak and used Crescent miniaturization technology. My regenerator came about because of my need to regenerate myself or my settings in the case of any irrational member killing me or completely destroying the bar I'm in. I also have a holo-generator which can project life-like images of anything and use force-fields to make it seem to have substance. My black-hole storage unit came from a conversation I had with a friend in my 9th grade english class a while back. We wondered how much space there would be if you somehow stabilized a black hole and were able to enter it or leave it or just put stuff in it. So, through the use of force-fields and a good bit of unified field theory stuff, I have successfully done this. It is an unlimited amount of storage space. I also have a handheld scanner and this really cool long range contained blast antimatter rifle.
Shrout1 uses this weapon on a nearby monster which is about to crush the entirety of the destroyed city. In annihalation mode it completely cancels out the monster.
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"Weapon... Kitty the kcat, check. Stunner... Kitty the kcats spit, check. Shield... uh-oh."Grundy grabs OV and put him infront of himself. "Sheild... check! By the way Shrout, I have a interdimintional device also. I got it at Nova6s webboards... better go check on the place."Grundy dissapers.
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OV quickly trys to get away from infront of Grundy but a monster hits him in the head
Not my head again!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heh.
(This message has been edited by grunadulater (edited 01-17-2002).)
Payback quickly fills his role, and smashes a bottle of alcohol over the unconcious CSP's head, then runs over and fills the pockets of Jess' bag with vodka, the best kind there is. He accidentally galnces at her stun weapon, begins to faint, realizes he has a girlfriend, and recovers immediately.
------------------ -Payback37 (url="http://"http://www.clarkson.edu/~curtislg")Biggles Productions(/url) Treat all the world as the world deserves, With love or with hate but never with harm, --an excerpt from The Seafarer , an Anglo-Saxon poem translation
Originally posted by Shade: **OK Skyfox, here's your burgers, but they're laced with arsenic-I'm still at war with you about what you said on that TC poll. **
Thanks,(kindly accepts it)
Then after all that action with the alians and all no-one noticed that skyfox had switched burgers with Shade. Poor shade died by his own poisen. (sad voice)
(quickly activates personal sheild) Weapons: Psychic Powers Grenade XSD-Laser (sold to militants only) ------------------ Truth is a double edged sword, with it the ignorant newbie is beaten, with it your mistakes are exposed.
(This message has been edited by Skyfox (edited 01-18-2002).)
Originally posted by Skyfox: **Thanks,(kindly accepts it)
Then after all that action with the alians and all no-one noticed that skyfox had switched burgers with Shade. Poor shade died by his own poisen. (sad voice) **
/me regenerates Shade's life.(im sure his revenge will be goood)
/me gets response on trasponder"(i have a bad imagination so i'll leave the who and what to some one else. Shade?)"
Except that Shade doesn't eat burgers, so it causes a temporal flaw which rips Skyfox apart every 24 hours and then reassembles him. It's true, I don't eat burgers. Probably something subliminal about Ronald McDonald. Now, if you'd ordered Sushi aaaahhh, wusabi. Man, that stuff's a hundred times better than coffee! So's chocolate icing. You try eating a bowl of chocolate icing at 10 o'clock at night and you'll know exacly how I feel now.
OK UEA, I'll do your response.
A holoimage crackles to life on U.E. Admiral's transponder, revealing a grey- skinned alien with an almost scaly face and deep-set black eyes it's a Voinian. "Khak uruz kaHuruk! Zakat urikUt Derükhag zhaNarl Council! Dhërzahg olO'khagi Ekűl! Vurök grähűt khäZug!" Registering U.E. Admiral's total confusion, the image switches to a tall, feline alien with large oversized canines- a Miranu. "Chiozol harias unirć- jurisad quirath yarćn khel Sükiith. Bhorial khana uotosil- friol chelens! The system tries Kayian and Emalgha before the image switches to some grey-haired Human man who died 800 years ago, wearing a buisness suit. "Greetings," He says, "This planet has been quarantined by order of the Council. Blockade drones are in orbit to enforce this edict- do not attempt to interfere." With that the image disappears.
Out monster hunting, Shade stumbles upon a set of large, rusty metal doors set in the hillside. Putting one hand up against them, he focuses the Kinetic Nexus force through his arm and into the doors, which are forced open with a resounding screech. Sundry small creatures of the dark can be heard scutting away as Shade walks down the damp corridors, illuminated by the controlled emission of blue-white Nexus energy. Finally Shade comes to a second door, plastered with signs reading "Top Secret" and "Authorised Access Only". Forcing it open, he steps through. In the pulsating Nexus-light is revealed several rows of starships, each sealed in a transparent statis bubble which keeps them as good as the day they were made. Through the shimmer of the bubbles Shade can make out ships about 20 meters long, shaped a little like Crescentified UE Scoutships, if UE Scoutships carried heavy weaponry. On a faded plaque on the wall Shade reads "Miranu- Voinian- Kayian- Emalgha- Human Alliance for the Defence Gunships. Designed and built in the year 2238 AD, seven years after the beginning of hostilities with the Strand-Council." So that's what happened to Earth , Shade thinks. The Council attacked and wiped out every Human with some kind of bioweapon, which is probably still around, hence the quarantine. Thank goodness for Zarian Universal Immunity Technology!(ZUIT). Shade then realises that he's got enough ZUIT in his pockets for everyone. But why hurry back? He wants to try out one of those ships. Dropping the stasis bubble, Shade enters the open hatch. Lights switch on inside the ship's pleasantly decorated interior, and an artificial voice echoes throughout the ship. "Species:>error? DNA scan malfunction> please state your species." "Human." Shade tells it. A pleasantly female artificial Human voice then responds in UE Standard English. "Welcome aboard, Captain." it says. "I am the AI system Cassandra, installed in Alliance for the Defence Experimental Gunship number seven. Please name the Experimental Gunship number seven." Shade thinks for a minute, then tells the AI "Thanatos", after the Greek god of death. "Experimental Gunship Thanatos now beginning powering up sequence. Please personalise weaponry." Fiddling with the controls, Shade decides on a pair of swivelling forward cannon which fire a large bolt of blue energy, and some kind of torpedo launcher which shoots homing pulses of blue light. He infuses both systems with his Kinetic Nexus energy- in the process creating a permanent psychic link to the Thanatos - then aims the forward cannon upwards towards the sealed hangar doors in the roof. Two bolts of blue-white energy create a gaping hole in the roof, and Shade pilots the Thanatos back to the monster hunting expedition. Quickly landing, Shade explains to them about the Council attack, the hangar of free ships he found, and gives them all Zarian Universal Immunity Technology pills.
Oooh - free ships! Shrout1 runs over to the old hangar thingy and nabs himself one of these little beauties. He bypasses the naming sequence for later. He also thanks Shade for the immunity pills but explains that he has implanted an immune system boosting nano-robot in himself and it is really unnecessary because not only could they take out invading bacteria but also an invading Vonian Fleet. First the personell and then the hardware. When they're done they would completely destroy the ships and leave the raw materails in neat sorted little cubs so I could pick them up and sell them. But thanks anyway!
Grundy teleports into the hanger and chooses a Voinian ship. "Grey is my favorite color..." He names it the Voyager and teleports him and the ship back to the expidition.
Captian S Pnts Wakes up amazed that anyone would pay attention to a pathetic newbie. But anyway eventully finds a ship that suits his needs, a DREDNOUGHT!
Autonav strolls into the hangar, and comandeers his own vessel. He names it the StrikerInfinity, and sets the weapon systems to three Enhanced Pulse cannons, and several hundred Proto Matter Missiles. "Ha. Monsters will DIE!" he exclaims.
------------------ Yayyyy, were dooooomed! -GIR
Autonav flies out of the pre-destroyed hangar door, and soon monster blood is on the sidewalks, but more commonly near laser blast marks and craters.