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Tell-a-Story Strikes Back reached 201 posts a while ago. It was decided by us nitwits at the last one to wait a while and then make a new one. So here's the new one.
The Voinian fleet hovered menacingly above the planet, almost ready to...
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Originally posted by Luke: **The Voinian fleet hovered menacingly above the planet, almost ready to...
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...begin bombarding the surface of the planet with oranges...
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...be eaten by...
... Steve Jobs, who proceeds to eat them and ...
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...the Voinians begin sending down orange-shaped space mines...
...Canada. The planet responds by...
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...Deploying anti citrus batteries...
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...Deploying anti-citrus Batteries...
... which proceed to blast Canada instead of the oranges ...
Originally posted by shayborg: **... which proceed to blast Canada instead of the oranges ...
that falls down to the core of the earth where Jim lives. Jim is hungry so he eats the oranges then he gets a...
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...sudden abdominal pain! He takes some Tylenol, and it only gets worse, and then takes TUMS and feels better. He then proceeds to devour a quintuple-layer triple-chocolate hot fudge sundae with gigantic marshmallows with a large chocolate cake at the base and a cherry the size of an orange on top. After eating it, he suddenly....
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...dies, and the Voinians continue barraging Canada with oranges and their latest weapon - the Ultra Mega Hyper Turbo Super Big and Really Quite Powerful Sausage Launcher...
Originally posted by SilverDragon: **...dies, and the Voinians continue barraging Canada with oranges and their latest weapon - the Ultra Mega Hyper Turbo Super Big and Really Quite Powerful Sausage Launcher... **
...that actually launches scrambled eggs, so the Voinian who named the thing is sent to...
...Giniz in the Nuja system,you know,the one that the Iggys on the planet below use as a waste dump...
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...and shoping mall. The canadian army is sent out to save Canada. The governmet faced with such a crisic decides to deploy the tank. But...
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...it explodes. The Voinans are stopped at the last possible moment by a complete stroke of luck. The...
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...tiny guy named...
Originally posted by Luke: **...tiny guy named...
...Post Short grows to tremendous heights, and pushes the Voinan Fleet into the sun. Unfortunately, he can't shrink again, so he leaves for Jupiter. Once there, he...
...shrinks back to his tiny size because of the gravity and dies because of starvation. His friends obviosly desided to...