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(quote)Originally posted by Jess: **Jess laughs a lot. Oh dear. Ah well, hi Simon, didja enjoy your holiday? I missed you;)
------------------ Coreył (Cubed) | (url="http://"http://plugs3.evula.net/")Plugsł(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.com/")EVula's Lair(/url) /me checks his digital watch...I should start thinking about warning the islanders about the impending lava flow... **
"Don't," Esponer warned. "She'll pick parties!"
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Ohhh yes everything goes your way BECAUSE IT'S YOUR F***ING BAR DOESN'T IT? Well I guess there are some things you simply must live with. And I do know quite a bit about penguins and a good many other animals. For instance, I know penguins can fly
ESPilot reincarnates himself and slaughters all the penguins. He burns their remains so there's nothing to revive them from and dumps their eggs and young into deep space. He then walks back into the bar, and looks around at all the burnt corpses and the smoking ruins. "Aw damn. I wanted to catch some action, but oh well." ESPilot destroys what remains of the people's bodies with the Superduperultramegaultimateprotonneutronbonbonelectronwhatchamacallit blaster and hangs in his secret underground renegade hideout (SURH) for a while.
------------------ Greetings from your friendly local cannibal, put in your town by the federal government to keep the human population in check. I am now more powerful than you can possibly imagine Armondo Guitierrez Yes but can you dance? Freakazoid All the lone people, where do they all come from? All the lonely people, where do they all belong? The Beatles
Esponer gets Corey and they both teleport to ESP's hideout. "ES, everything goes Jess' way because if it doesn'tt, Jess gets upset. And when Jess gets upset..."
Esponer asks Phoenix over too.
"Us worshippers get angry."
Esponer begins beating ESP to death with a penguin.
"Oh damn." ESPilot says and teleports back to the bar where he opens the refridgerator, which is somehow still in tact, and pulls out a bottle of Saalian brandy. He then teleports back to his ship and is never seen again...
P.S. bitch to you too
As Shade so admirably pointed out, I'm not ESPilot. I394 plays Escape Velocity: Quasar (the 54th edition) on his powerful laptop computer and sips Saalian brandy. He uses a microscopic camera to spy on the goings on at the renegade hideout, which he checks periodically.
------------------ When seen from the fetid black hole which is my bedroom, time is slowed until it is infinite. Why bother doing that homework right now? You've got all eternity to do it. -Shade
Azdara Ace walks in with his pet polar bear. "Hope my friend here doesn't disturb any of you," he says. he walks over to the counter and buys a Super Duper Extra Reinforced Iron Carbohydrate Topical Delight Drink.
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Originally posted by coreycubed: **SEE WHAT I MEAN??? SEE WHAT I MEAN??? I KNEW IT, YOU UNFAITHFUL %! &$@!! THAT'S IT!!! EITHER HIM, OR ME!! GAH!!!
I hate being the butt of a private joke.
**
------------------ You're damn right, I am the Tooth Fairy.
The battlecruiser Sleipnir appears from above the island, and it begins an assualt of the island, and, most importantly, the penguins. Got to shoot the penguins.
With all the penguins 101% metabolically challenged, the Sleipnir comes softly to the...erm...water, and Esponer steps out.
"Like my ship?" Esponer says, pointing to his battlecruiser. "Named after Odin's mount, actually."
"Cool..."
Draco walks around it, admiring the hull. When he comes back a few days later, he asks SD whether he could take a drive.
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Jess turns to corey 'Well, corey... I know we're like married and everything... but it's so hard to choose... we've got a baby, but he's got a battlecruiser. :frown: I don't know what to do! ------------------ You're damn right, I am the Tooth Fairy.
(This message has been edited by Jess (edited 10-28-2001).)
Esponer smiled to draco. "Sure. Just don't upset the second-in-command. He's called Grimnir. Bit of a weirdo. Has a lance and a bow, and keeps going on about how he is the leader of the Aesir and that he'll strike revenge on Loki and the Fenris-Wolf. 'picked him up on Earth a while back."
"Oh, and don't try to steal the Sleipnir. It would be a little painful. Grimnir has this device called the Draupnir, which kinda...well, ouch."
Originally posted by SilverDragon: ** "Oh, and don't try to steal the Sleipnir. It would be a little painful. Grimnir has this device called the Draupnir, which kinda...well, ouch."
"Damn! Then nevermind."
Draco tries to drill a hole in the 'Sleipnir' while SD isn't looking, but all he breaks is his drill.
ESPilot's CW reappears next to the Sleipnir or whatever it's called and he observes it with interest. "Hmm.." ESPilot jumps out and walks over to Esponer and Draco. He pulls out a cellphone and talks to someone on the oher end. In five minutes the battlecruisers Hyperion , Aleksander, and Norad III hover next to Esponer's battlecruiser. "Some friends of mine." ESPilot says.
(quote)Originally posted by Jess: **Jess turns to corey 'Well, corey... I know we're like married and everything... but it's so hard to choose... we've got a baby, but he's got a battlecruiser. :rolleyes: Fine, just go with him , because (i)his(/b) battlecruiser is all shiny...
Oh, btw, I was chatting with my g/f last night. She thinks it's very funny that I'm married and all.
Wow! She thinks it's funny? Where did you find this girl, corey?
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(quote)Originally posted by Payback37: **Wow! She thinks it's funny? Where did you find this girl, corey?:D Seriously, I've known her forever, so to speak.
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Your girlfriend came in a box ,corey? They must have had trouble with the Consumer Guarantees Act.
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Yeah, um, mail-order brides would be, um, bad for this world. Mail-order girlfriends, even worse!
And no, I'm not sexist, so in the interest of P.C.:
Yeah, um, mail-order grooms would be, um, bad for this world. Mail-order boyfriends, even worse!
But, uh, yeah.