Tell-a-Story Strikes Back!

...they start doing all sorts of strange things. First, they try to...

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... mate like crazy to fiil up all the "space" in the universe, but...

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...Elbow Macoroni doesn't allow them, so they abandon this idea when wave after wave of duckies are destroyed. Then they...

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...make a bunch of stupid movies with smart animals in them. Of course, the smart dwellers of Earth...

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/me checks his digital watch...I should start thinking about warning the islanders about the impending lava flow...

...all chant repeatedly, "It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide!" as a green baboon thinks to himself that...

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his large bright blue butt is too big, so he goes to plastic surgery and gets it removed. But the undead duckies suddenly turn into clones of the demoness Andariel and attack the Igadzra with their poison attacks and large claws. In response the Igadzra....

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Greetings from your friendly local cannibal, put in your town by the federal government to keep the human population in check.
I am now more powerful than you can possibly imagine —Armondo Guitierrez
Yes but can you dance? —Freakazoid
All the lone people, where do they all come from? All the lonely people, where do they all belong? —The Beatles

...allies with the Trade Federation and they have a huge battle which leaves both sides terribly ravaged. However, the Igadzra and Trade Federation manage to defeat the duckies. Just then, Paige Fox comes to...

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/me checks his digital watch...I should start thinking about warning the islanders about the impending lava flow...

...say somethign really stupid about malls. Roger Fox then blows up a...

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Treat all the world as the world deserves,
With love or with hate but never with harm,

--an excerpt from The Seafarer , an Anglo-Saxon poem translation

...tell everyone that he has nothing to say. Meanwhile, during a battle between the Trade Federation and a few surviving duckies...

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......One of the duckies take control of a Super Star Destroyer and turn the tide of the battle. Then Tyrael appears and says......

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Greetings from your friendly local cannibal, put in your town by the federal government to keep the human population in check.
I am now more powerful than you can possibly imagine —Armondo Guitierrez
Yes but can you dance? —Freakazoid
All the lone people, where do they all come from? All the lonely people, where do they all belong? —The Beatles

..."Mortals, beware! You have come up against the greatest challenge you ever will. To defeat the duckies, you have to use this exact sequence on the self destruct mechanism: 1, 3, and AAAAAGH!!!!" After Tyreal is dead...

(edit), is not equal to ...(/edit)
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...and the duckies take over the universe. But...

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George Bush bombs the duck to an pararell universe, and
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...a horde of other brain-less politicians try to convince the duckies to sell their souls to...

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He tries to take it it over. But no one can under stand his english, 😉 so...

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Three rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his throne, In the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, In the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

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**He tries to take it it over. But no one can under stand his english,;) so...
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... he tries to talk to them in Mexican and Canadian, but no one can understand what he means ...

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...so he gives up and goes to bomb some people. Then...

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...except for C-3PO (who is fluent in over six million languages, maybe more ;)), who translates the language to:

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.....duckish. But suddenly, Tyrael, being an Archangle, is resurrected by God and melds all the remaining duckies into one huge duckie and contains it with a new Soulstone. Then Izual comes and tells the huge duckie how to corrupt the Soulstone and the duckie splits into thousands of new undead duckies! And then Osama Bin Laden comes in and starts yelling about how evil the Americans are, and uses a horde of Afghani terrorists to.....

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Greetings from your friendly local cannibal, put in your town by the federal government to keep the human population in check.
I am now more powerful than you can possibly imagine —Armondo Guitierrez
Yes but can you dance? —Freakazoid
All the lone people, where do they all come from? All the lonely people, where do they all belong? —The Beatles

(This message has been edited by ESPilot (edited 10-22-2001).)

...blow the United States off the world once and for all. However, Dub'ya hear's about bin Laden's plan before he can execute it, and...

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