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I'm even sorrier than you are!
I really don't deserve any sympathy.
But I'll forgive you if you want me to.
Warning: Happy Smile Below
------------------ ~The artist formerly known as Imperial Phoenix
After recovering from the mind-bending effects of the P.G.G.B., A. 6000 crashes into the bar and abducts a gambling machine. He was suprised that noone was using them.
------------------ What signiature? Ohhhhhhhhhhh...
Phantmrain smacks shade across the face due to the mix-up of me and phoneix.
"The game is between me and you buddy"
------------------ Whats the sense of hating, when i can show love, whats the sense of faking, when i can show blood?"
What's the deal P.A.? You are a sorry sort but I'm sure you can work it out with anyone
------------------ Coreyล (Cubed) Uh, that word? You spelled it wrong. Yeah, that one right there, next to the period. And you're missing an apostrophe in the word "its".
RebelRunner Decides to drink HydroChloric Acid. He thinks its too weak, so he throws it on Shade's head. He then plays pool and nearly puts an eye out.......... RebelRunner:"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
------------------ Nice Shuttle--Where are the Rockets -Rebelrunner when a fleet of shuttles attacked him
Azdara Ace ordered 6 bottles of Brandy, poured them all over a firecracker, and set a lit match on it just for fun. There was a huge explosion and he caught his pants on fire. Fortunately he put the fire out, after burning a hole in the floor.
------------------ You would have to be ignorant, derranged, demented, or dead to turn down the oppurtunity to fly an Azdara.
You are all psycho. Me and Jess are the only normal ones here.
The proof?
Well, I don't dump acid on my head, and neither does Jess I don't pour brandy on firecrackers, and neither does Jess I'm sane, and so is Jess
I rest my case.
Eh? What's that? Oh. This is the Fairyland Bar? You're saying that by its very definition, its occupants are psycho? Ah. Well, I beg to differ. I'm still sane, regardless of what anyone says, even andrew.
Um, Corey, Jess was the one who wanted it called Fairyland, and who was the first one, I think, to be from fairyland. No offense to Jess, but your case is resting on an avalanch. Just admit that sanity is something no-one at all posesses in bars.
And there's nothing wrong with burning or blowing objects up. To demonstrate, I394 sites on 5 gallon bucket of nitroglycerine, and lights it. He continues to sit, in orbit, content to be the first orbitting fireball at this bar, in his fireproof suit. "See, I'm not psyco!" he shouts. If there aren't enough ShadowKats to play pool with, I'm sure Ka'aat would enjoy it very much.
------------------ When seen from the fetid black hole which is my bedroom, time is slowed until it is infinite. Why bother doing that homework right now? You've got all eternity to do it. -Shade
Shade wonders what the hek Pheonix is talking about. Why did you smack me over the head? Huh? Shade dumps a tub of large trout on Pheonix's head.
------------------ (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.
Draco runs around the bar, spraying kerosene at everybody, then takes out his flamethrower and shoots Phoenix. Phoenix promptly burst into flames, is reborn, but not before the rest of the bar catches fire, so he bursts into flames again (etc). Then Draco sits down and waits for things to cool down.
------------------ Have some pity, for the new race in the city. Emalgha is here to stay, whatever those Voinan losers say!
I refuse to burst into flame!!!
------------------ Why?.............WELL WHY???????
"HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I really am psycho!!! PSYCHE!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Everyone quickly realizes that Corey is the most psycho of all and lock him up in an asylum. I guess my sanity wasn't so stable after all...
Azdara Ace pulls out his famous rusty saber and carves his name into the floor. Azdara Ace then orders some rum and gulps it down. He grabs a neutron rifle and shoots the bottle the rum came in. It explodes, sending glass shards into everone, except him, who put on his armour before it exploded.
OV walks in and takes a red spray can and sprays a heart with an arrow through it on the wall that says corey loves Jess!
OV propmptly prepares for a counter by them
------------------ You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me rookie's smiles:(url="http://"http://www.ezboard.com/help/help_howto_useemoticons.html")Cool Smiles(/url)(url="http://"http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/gallery.htm")Cooler Smiles(/url) AIM: Overrider720, Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7 (url="http://"http://htttp://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum7/HTML/000581-4")The Purple Haze Bar-(/url) Bar at Ferazel that's been here since April
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Originally posted by Shade: **Shade wonders what the hek Pheonix is talking about. **
Private conversation. I don't think that corey should be in an asylum! besides, we don't have one, the whole place is a goddamn loony bin. And yes, I am the Queen of the Fairies.
------------------ I despise false modesty.
Originally posted by Jess: **
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What does Queen of th Faries mean???? And why does everyone treat you with such awe?
"No! I'm the queen of fairies! Wait, I'm male so that's physically impossible." ESPilot pulls out his Superduperultramegaultimateprotonneutronelectronbonbonwhatchamacallit blaster and blows Jess' torso off. "No more queen of fairies." ESPilot says and then continues drinking his spiked green tea. He watches Jess grow her torso back and blasts it off. It grows back. He blasts it off. Then someone dumps brandy on him and lites him on fire. "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!" ESPilot runs around screaming, and then runs outside the bar and jumps into the void of space where there's no air to feed the fire. He calls his ship to pick him up and returns to the bar.
------------------ Greetings from your friendly local cannibal, put in your town by the federal government to keep the human population in check. I am now more powerful than you can possibly imagine ยArmondo Guitierrez Yes but can you dance? ยFreakazoid (i)All the lone people, where do they all come from? All the lonely people, where do they all belong?(i)ยThe Beatles
Azdara Ace laughs at ESPilot, and buys him some fanta to help him to get over not being the Queen of the Faries.
Shade wishes that he'd dumped salmon on Pheonix instead of trout. I could have made sushi out of salmon. ShadowKat wanders over to eat the trout.
Phoenix quickly grabs the falling fish and expertly swings them like weapons.
They spatter against Shade with deadly velocity, and he falls into a barrel of vodka.
Phoenix kicks the barrel, and it rolls into Draco. Draco and Shade and the barrel smash against the wall, where Phoenix blasts the mess with a pocket flamethrower.
They run around screaming until Phoenix puts them out of their misery with a well placed rocket blast.
I am the Fairyland bitch.