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Yeah, Australia's halfway across the world from ASW...yet ATMOS and Ambrosia have teamed up for Nova. Amazing, the power of the Internet...
Regarding Kitty:
Unless her real name is Tanya, it's not my fault then. I think it's got to be a lot worse than a daffodil being smashed, if she wants to kill herself over it. Well, I hope she decides to talk it over with us first.
------------------ Coreył (Cubed) Uh, that word? You spelled it wrong. Yeah, that one right there, next to the period. And you're missing an apostrophe in the word "its".
Jess wakes up (or is as awake as she ever is) and leaps up! 'It's kind of cold in here!' Oh yes, she looks out the window and a new ice age has begun!!! !!!! How will the Bar Latters survive!!!!? THE NEW STRUGGLE FOR SURVIVAL BEGINS!!! And nobody's allowed to post stupid one post fixers, like 'they turn the thermostat up.' Do it properly people!!!
------------------ I despise false modesty.
Since the bar is way too cold, Corey builds a cave using some handy ice and water. It takes a long time, but he recruits that cute-looking girl Jess to help out. Sooo...it has a few features left from the original bar. He gets a few hot water pipes running in, and sets up a neat little operation. He hangs a big sign on the door. "Hmmm..." Corey can't decide what to write on the sign :frown:
Overrider gets out his Phased Flame-ThrowerŽ and shoots at the ice. It takes away some of it but the Ice is still strong. Overrider builds bonfires everwhere
------------------ You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me rookie's smiles:(url="http://"http://www.ezboard.com/help/help_howto_useemoticons.html")Cool Smiles(/url)(url="http://"http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/gallery.htm")Cooler Smiles(/url) AIM: Overrider720, Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7 (url="http://"http://htttp://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum7/HTML/000581-4")The Purple Haze Bar-(/url) Bar at Ferazel that's been here since April
Phantmrain notices everyone is shivering and is quite uncomfortable himself. He tries to open his maintenence <sp> closet door but its frozen shut. He uses his football coaches temper to thaw out the door for an instant so he can enter (he was just conviently there of course) He goes to work on returning bar latte back to normal, getting kitty happy, trying to understand all the hair-cutters language that they use in florida, and pondering on the question's he randomly thinks up.
------------------ Whats the sense of hating, when i can show love, whats the sense of faking, when i can show blood?"
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Originally posted by Phantmrain: ...trying to understand all the hair-cutters language that they use in florida...
LOL! I know just what that's like, I've been there. I haven't had my hair cut in two months for that very reason.
My god,corey!How long is it now?
------------------ (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.
hah hah, I'm back with 5000 Specially Designed Crescent Warships. Give us your money and chocalate and noone will be hurt.
P.S.- I DON'T LIKE BEING CALLED A NUISCANCE BOoMMMMM! PP.S.-Crescent warships are outfitted with Graviton Blasters and Mac OS
------------------ Nice Shuttle--Where are the Rockets -Rebelrunner when a fleet of shuttles attacked him
Amazingly, not too bad. Those hair cutting ladies scare me so...it's like, "Habaababdadada?" and I just nod my head and let them go at it, and the whole time, they're like, "Uh-huh, you're such a sweetie," and I'm getting even more confused, and finally they're done and I fork over the cash with a nice haircut, but a very confused state of mind.
Phantmrain approaches coreycubed and gives him some words of wisdom
"Next time your in florida, and in need of a haircut, tell the stylist (yes, the word barber would come to mind....if they knew what the word meant) your desired haircut, then when they ask you those questions in that strange language they speak (my guess is that its a compound of 1/3 english 1/3 spainish and 1/3 babbling idiocy) just use your finger to draw out what you want, include spainish or american superstars as examples and never ask them to repeat the question.....it just gets worse."
He then passes out into a siezure.
RebelRunner's 5000 CWs Surround the bar and cutit off from the rest of the world.
Meanwhile he enters the bar and asks for a coke and peanuts.
"We ain't got Coke" "We only got saalian Brandy"
"Give me a coke, or this becomes a crater"
Barkeeper shrugs.
Gives Coke.
rebelrunner shoots him.
"thank You"
"...go away RebelRunner, i dunno about the rest of you guys, but im just not in the mood to use logic or anything like that to deal with this hard-headed fool"
Phantmrain sits back down next to kitty and starts to fiddle with an invention.
I394 orders Ka'aat to watch RebelRunner and kill him if he does anything antisocial. Problem solved.
I394 gets himself a big, heavy, radioactive coat, with a thick lead sheild. The heat gets through but not the gamma rays. He is soon sweating profusely.
The barbers in Nebraska drink beer and watch football games on the TV. At least at the barbershop in my town.
------------------ When seen from the fetid black hole which is my bedroom, time is slowed until it is infinite. Why bother doing that homework right now? You've got all eternity to do it. -Shade
REDchigh looks out the window after jess... "How would we know if there was an Ice age? We're on an ASTEROID BAR! There's always an ice age in space!" Redchigh sits down and plays with his cloaking suit. He then looks outside again, and notices something... seems like.. the stars are moving around... "Either I had too much to drink, or something is happening out there... " All of a sudden the nearest stars turn blue-white, and several large ones go Nova... ------------------------------------------------------------------ now THIS is a better problem...
------------------ All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian. --- Pat Paulsen
Kitty hasn't posted in 3 days...you don't suppose she's...?
Originally posted by -REDCHIGH-: **REDchigh looks out the window after jess... "How would we know if there was an Ice age? We're on an ASTEROID BAR! There's always an ice age in space!" **
Dammit Red!!! Fine, I'm gonna go go sort these Novas out and I'm gonna go with corey!!! Jess drags Corey out of the bar and they both return looking rather singed. 'Well, that didn't work.' Oh yeah, and I'm off to the sunny lake district so I won't be around for a few days. Remember the new bar's Fairyland, ok?
(This message has been edited by Jess (edited 09-28-2001).)
Originally posted by coreycubed: **Kitty hasn't posted in 3 days...you don't suppose she's...?
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Oh don't even say that :frown:
OV nukes rebelrunner and his 500 ships. OV hits rebelrunner for large amounts of times and very hard untill he is well knocked out. OV whispers "I'm a nuisence" in his ear for a good long while. when Rebelrunner wakes up the only thing he can say is "I'm a nuisence" which he hates but that's all he can say
I'm not what???????????????????????????? anyway i feel better but still.......... i'm geting a new daffodil, but my dad....................
Cuteykitty runs over to kitty and sits on her head.
but you see the thing is (when i said i didint have any friends i ment that i carnt talk to them about things) you guys are friends but............... ..... ............ ......... ..................
------------------ Why ?.............WELL WHY???????
Kitty...
You ar by far the most interesting person I have ever met here. Well, except for Lyra...
Poor Kitty has no friends. :frown: Well, we'll (or I'll) try to help as best as we can. Apart from a dead daffodil, and your dad leaving, we know nothing about what's wrong. Hm.
Corey goes with Jess to the Sunny Lake district till Sunday.
I get it. No really close friends. You don't wan't to post your deepest secrets up here for all and sundry to see. Which is fair enough,that's what i would decide. The black hole sucks in the Nova stars,and RebelRunners fleet. Let's see him get outta there in a hurry!